Creative Minds Unite...For Two Lines

[Guest]

To clarify:

Wanking at a keyboard is all well and fine
But give me a live twat and I lose all sense of time.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

You didn't know she had it? Oh Lucky, why not?
Perdita is always so wonderfully hot!

Yes, the lovely P has always been hot
But I've always thought it was not for twat!

~lucky

 

[NoJo]

Wait a minute, are all of you women???
To hell with the bathtub, it's too small to swim in.

What you need is

A tropical beach, a warm salty sea,
A pina colada, plus dingus, plus me

 

[Guest]

You didn't know she had it? Oh Lucky, why not?
Perdita is always so wonderfully hot!

Thanks, Min, but you know
I still hold a grudge against Joe.
He left me out of the loop
So to me he is bunny poop.

 

[minsue]

Wait a minute, are all of you women???
To hell with the bathtub, it's too small to swim in.

What you need is

A tropical beach, a warm salty sea,
A pina colada, plus dingus, plus me

Joe
you are slow
how could you not know?

 

[Guest]

Yes, the lovely P has always been hot
But I've always thought it was not for twat!

O, Lucky my puss moll,
I love cock and I love balls,
But having a twat
Makes me want to do all.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Wait a minute, are all of you women???
To hell with the bathtub, it's too small to swim in.

What you need is

A tropical beach, a warm salty sea,
A pina colada, plus dingus, plus me

Who said anything about swimming?
Three girls in the bathtub is all about rimming.

~lucky

A tropical beach, a warm salty sea
Are not necessary for screaming, "IIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!"

A beach, the sea, a Dingus and Joe
Are not required to hear, "OH, OH, OH!!!"

(pathetic, I know)

 

[Dingus Guy]

Wait a minute, are all of you women???
To hell with the bathtub, it's too small to swim in.

What you need is

A tropical beach, a warm salty sea,
A pina colada, plus dingus, plus me

No penis coloda for this dingus guy
I'll take my scotch straight with a little rye

 

[Guest]

A tropical beach, a warm salty sea,
A pina colada, plus dingus, plus me

Joe, that is tempting
an idyllic scene
But you'll have to beg some
to get your dream.

 

[Dingus Guy]

Joe, that is tempting
an idyllic scene
But you'll have to beg some
to get your dream.

It won't be me I will tell you that
I rather go on Survivor and eat a rat

 

[lucky-E-leven]

O, Lucky my puss moll,
I love cock and I love balls,
But having a twat
Makes me want to do all.

Perdita, Perdita do not cry do not bawl
With Colly, Min and Lucky fun will be had by all.

~lucky

 

[NoJo]

Thanks, Min, but you know
I still hold a grudge against Joe.
He left me out of the loop
So to me he is bunny poop.

Perdita, you know my heart melts like hot butter
When I think of that day when I broke your penyata

There's nothing I think, that comes close to our sex,
Except making up rhymes and swigging down Becks.

 

[Guest]

Who said anything about swimming?
Three girls in the bathtub is all about rimming.

A tropical beach, a warm salty sea
Are not necessary for screaming, "IIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!"

A beach, the sea, a Dingus and Joe
Are not required to hear, "OH, OH, OH!!!"

(pathetic, I know)

O, Lucky, that is so way not pathetic
You give me arrhythmia right where my clit is.

 

[Dingus Guy]

These poems are bad and quite sick I must say
What is with you ladies, have you lost your way?
Let me guide you back to a safe little place
Just sit down and relax onto my face

 

[lucky-E-leven]

These poems are bad and quite sick I must say
What is with you ladies, have you lost your way?
Let me guide you back to a safe little place
Just sit down and relax onto my face

Enlightenment may be found on the tip of your tongue
But her cunny, I'll take over anyone hung!

Lost my way, gone astray you say?
She guides me to heaven every night and day.

~lucky

 

[Guest]

Perdita, you know my heart melts like hot butter
When I think of that day when I broke your penyata

There's nothing I think, that comes close to our sex,
Except making up rhymes and swigging down Becks.

Aw, Joe, you're muy hombre
I'm all sentimental
Now you've made me all horny.

Your dick was so ornamental
I still dream of it next to
my throbbing pudenda.

(you have to read that aloud and practice the sophisticated rhyme-scheme)

 

[minsue]

These poems are bad and quite sick I must say
What is with you ladies, have you lost your way?
Let me guide you back to a safe little place
Just sit down and relax onto my face

I think you are wrong, but I'll give you the chance
To see if you, too, can get into my pants
I'll relax on your face and let you show me what you've got
Then head over to the ladies after I've gotten nice and hot

 

[Colleen Thomas]

Re: To clarify:

Wanking at a keyboard is all well and fine
But give me a live twat and I lose all sense of time.

Perdita perdita I had no idea
That you swing both ways is now perfectly clear
You, Me, Min and Lucky will put on quite a show
For women, four pussies and no poor sub joe

-Colly

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I think you are wrong, but I'll give you the chance
To see if you, too, can get into my pants
I'll relax on your face and let you show me what you've got
Then head over to the ladies after I've gotten nice and hot

Come on over baby, we'll soothe your aches
We've told you and told you, sex with men is a waste!

~lucky

 

[NoJo]

P,

Alas, I'm cuter on paper than I am in real life
Which I why i continue to write lists for my wife

Such as "Eggs, Milk, Drano" and other sweet odes
Which make her forget that I look like a toad.

 

[Dingus Guy]

Enlightenment may be found on the tip of your tongue
But her cunny, I'll take over anyone hung!

Lost my way, gone astray you say?
She guides me to heaven every night and day.

~lucky

Lucky you are called Lucky you are not
Not until you get in bed and out of that cot
Once in the penthouse you won't turn back
The view is different, in comfort it doesn't lack
You will find your visit becomes permanent here
But with my place you can still go queer
I can understand for the taste you crave
But it is cock you need and cock you will fave
So enjoy your night with your beautiful vixens
Then come to me for dinner and I will include the fixin's

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: To clarify:

Perdita perdita I had no idea
That you swing both ways is now perfectly clear
You, Me, Min and Lucky will put on quite a show
For women, four pussies and no poor sub joe

Yeah, Joe can be a schmo
He probly needs a pro.
I can swing all day though
Every way you know.

 

[Dingus Guy]

Come on over baby, we'll soothe your aches
We've told you and told you, sex with men is a waste!

~lucky

Don't you see Mindy understands what you are too stupid to get
That she wants a man and not a little bit wet

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Lucky you are called Lucky you are not
Not until you get in bed and out of that cot
Once in the penthouse you won't turn back
The view is different, in comfort it doesn't lack
You will find your visit becomes permanent here
But with my place you can still go queer
I can understand for the taste you crave
But it is cock you need and cock you will fave
So enjoy your night with your beautiful vixens
Then come to me for dinner and I will include the fixin's

So sure of yourself, so confident true
My ladies give cock and I'm never left blue
Their tongues, tits and fingers are tender and soft
The results of that attention sets my breath aloft
You've no idea, really, what tastes I may crave
But I'll tell you hot pussy is really my fave
A hard cock I might need, you might be right
And her length, girth and hardness do bring delight.
A penthouse is just another abode
Her apartment is fine, when I'm in 'get fucked' mode!

~lucky

 

[NoJo]

So dingus and Joe, you all thought were two men.
But what if I told you that one is a wooman?