Creative Minds Unite...For Two Lines

[lucky-E-leven]

A good piece of ass
A nice show of pearl
A man with a woody
And a tipsy blonde girl.

~lucky

 

[Dingus Guy]

I think I got away with a joke about hell
I'm off to bed before Lucky decides to ring my bell

 

[minsue]

Sweet dreams Dingus Guy, dear sweet tin man
If you fear Lucky, best run as fast as you can!

(full of bad rhymes tonight! )

 

[Dingus Guy]

It was once a lively thread
The lesbians left now it's dead

 

[minsue]

Dingus, we're not gone. We're just having fun.
But I won't leave you here to be the only one.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Not all lesbians but certainly all hot
Leaving the Dingus to rhyme alone, Certainly NOT!

~lucky

 

[Dingus Guy]

You ladies are funny, you really are charming
You should try your hand milking and a little farming?

 

[lucky-E-leven]

No farming for me, I prefer ranching
Spurs, chaps, hats and even some nude square dancing.

~lucky

 

[Dingus Guy]

No farming for me, I prefer ranching
Spurs, chaps, hats and even some nude square dancing.

~lucky

Square as in box and dance as in grind
I prefer the lambada if you don't mind

 

[Guest]

I'm not a full-fledged dyke
but you can call me Twat
I ride big mama-like
And go fast, slow, what not.

Perdita

 

[destinie21]

As you may have predicted
I'm strap on addicted
I want it hard and fast
but I'm an anal girl
so it's just better in the ass

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Someone please help, I'm bored and I'm stuck
The in-laws are boring and in need of a fuck!

~lucky

signing off to suffer through dinner
wish me luck (or a fuck)

either is fine, whichever you wish
tonight will be potatoes and a chicken dish.

 

[NoJo]

If your in-laws are sexually starved as you say,
forget about chicken and chips for today;
forget about culinary machinations;
Have a nice day with your sexual realtions.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

The chicken was dry the potatoes were cold
Why do these people seem so damn old?

It wasn't so long ago that they knew how to smile
But truth be told, it hasn't been seen in a while.

Sex, I'll not have with these over sweet geysers
Instead I'll rhyme on lit with you oversexed beavers.

Why must we watch the damn history channel?
When all that I want is good porn and soft flannel!

AAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Someone please help me, please make it stop
If I rhyme here once more, I think I may drop!

~lucky

 

[Dingus Guy]

I don't know if its the wrinkles or all the blue hair
Or when they are slow and riding in a wheel chair
They can't escape nor can they move too fast
I always have gotten turned on by the Golden Girls cast
Nothing like a dried up pussy to get me nice and hard
Almost as good as fucking a sleeping retard
Oh the poetry has taken a new low here and now
I challenge you to gross me out and show me how

 

[minsue]

I'll have to get back to you Dingus Guy
Right now I'm laughing too hard to try!

 

[lucky-E-leven]

I'll have to get back to you Dingus Guy
Right now I'm laughing too hard to try!

Even while laughing you managed to rhyme, Min!


Nice work, I can't even do that right now.

~lucky

 

[lucky-E-leven]

There once was a thread called 3-word
The posts came like a stampeding herd
The story was screwed
The message was lewd
And I just got beat by a bird!

(I will lose to the Goose any day! )

~lucky

 

[minsue]

I think the thread now is back
To a somewhat followable track
It still makes no sense
And the plot is a mess
But at least we've a plan of attack

(could not think of a last line for the life of me! )

 

[Dingus Guy]

I think the thread now is back
To a somewhat followable track
It still makes no sense
And the plot is a mess
But at least we've a plan of attack

(could not think of a last line for the life of me! )

If you want to jump start
You need a kind heart
So throw the words
Include some birds
And make sure the legs are apart

 

[lucky-E-leven]

The legs are apart
Who cares about heart
I've been waiting all day
For a really good lay
The time is now
I'll show you how
Just drop to your knees
And, no, I won't say please.

~lucky

 

[damppanties]

Who wants a please or begging from you?
A growl, a slap, a whip will just do
A good lay is fine, can give, but hey!
Did you know I'm half a world away?

(sheesh! first time rhymer?)

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Who wants a please or begging from you?
A growl, a slap, a whip will just do
A good lay is fine, can give, but hey!
Did you know I'm half a world away?

(sheesh! first time rhymer?)

Dampy darling, I thought you were shy
But I'd swim the ocean to give you a try!

~lucky

 

[damppanties]

Shy? Yes, well, but naughty too
Think my shyness will disappear with you?

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Shy? Yes, well, but naughty too
Think my shyness will disappear with you?

Naughty will reign, shy you won't be
And that's when you'll know, you've gotten Lucky.