CV - reporting for duty

[cloudy]

They learn about Plymouth Rock, Valley Forge, the Civil War and Pearl Harbor. Oh, and The Alamo.

Perdita

And, that national "hero," Custer.

 

[Guest]

Cloudy, your Moomin tits look great!

 

[cloudy]

Cloudy, your Moomin tits look great!

 

[Guest]

My Irania... Ehem! Persian friends, you are violating UN nuclear protocol. US is going after your country to put "yes-men" in charge (without British support, this time).

(It's OK for Israelis, Indians and Pakistanis coz' they are "friendly")

WAR ON THREE FRONTS (US is going for WBC, WBA, IBF championship to unite the world championship belts)!

Therefore, I declare, good luck and send good will that you'll fair better than your neighbour, the Iraqis (plus the Kurds).

P.S.
American moms: your country is greatful for your sons' ultimate sacrifice for the NATIONAL security.

 

[Guest]

There is also a rumour that US maybe planning on WAR ON FOUR FRONTS to challenge for WBO version of championship belt held by North Korea (The People's Republic Of Korea).

But the general consensus is that WBO rather lacks the street-cred, so maybe... Oh, I dunno.

 

[cantdog]

Let's get the Sudetenland, too! Lebensraum!

 

[Guest]

I don't care.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Let's get the Sudetenland, too! Lebensraum!

Don’t the guys look really silly when their lebensraum hangs out the bottom of their leiderhosen?

 

[Guest]

Fifty percent of British infantry recruits have reading and writing skills no better than the average 11-year-old's.
(Source: Sunday Telegraph)

Surfs' up, pal!

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

The average college freshman has reading and writing skills no better than British infantry recruits.

Serf literacy is below average, Bud.

 

[cantdog]

I hope you meant Lederhosen. Leiderhosen sound very cruel.

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

I hope you meant Lederhosen. Leiderhosen sound very cruel.

"Song sung blue, everybody knows one ...."

 

[Guest]

The rest of the world should be worried of the Amercans: they are fuckwits.

Get the fuck out of Iraq and read the Da Vinci code (Or the Bible code).

Something more useful than the Americans:
http://www.westegg.com/cliche
(created by an American who can read)

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

... http://www.westegg.com/cliche
(created by an American who can read)

That's SOME Cliche Finder!

According to it, "like shit through a goose" isn't a cliche.

 

[Guest]

BONZAI!

 

[Guest]

BONZAI!

I love those teeny little trees. P.

 

[Guest]

This is so sad that I laughed my head off!

 

[Guest]

Sorry folks,

I couldn't find a link to the story I intended to post.

It's by Dave! Eggers entitled Joanna Newsom changed my life.

I read it in today's G2, but no article on-line, probably due to the fact that the story was originally published on/in Spin magazine (Couldn't find the story in Spin magazine on-line either).

So, this make this post rather pointless. But suffice to say, Dave did a good job of bigging up Joanna Newsom's music with some class. Brilliantly written, and had somethings important to spread.

Anyway, YOU are resourceful enough to find the story and read it. It'll enrich your life in small doses (as any good story should).

Bye for now,

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

I love those teeny little trees. P.

http://www.peva.org/gallery/page1/bonzai.jpg


And they’re great for Chihuahua’s with an inferiority complex!

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

... Chihuahua’s with an inferiority complex!

http://www.usatoday.com/life/gallery/animal-actors/taco-bell-chihuahua.jpg

ARE there Chihuahua’s with an inferiority complex

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

http://www.elmspuzzles.com/gallery/vollherbst/Chihuahua.jpg

I have heard about DOUBLE POSTING, but THIS is ridiculous!

 

[Guest]

Nice!

 

[Guest]

Will the South Ossetia/Russia/Georgia conflict do Iraq?

The shit has hit the fan.

New word: Ingushetia

http:www.kavkazcenter.com

 

[Guest]

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?threadid=274817

 

[Teenage Venus]

Fifty percent of British infantry recruits have reading and writing skills no better than the average 11-year-old's.

And over 20,000,000 'homegrown' American adults can't even read. (US Education statistic.)

Note: UK 11 year-old skills equate with average USA 18-year old academic skills. (Sourse - anywhere but USA)