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None of you have actually read the articles, have you.
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"Eat dat fuckin' pawn!"
"Let me fuckin' teach yer somethin'!"
"Eat dat fuckin' bishop!"
"Watch dis! Check! Trick move! What'd fuckin' tell ya!"
"Don't do it!"
"Move my bitch (queen) all da way up!"
"Check-fuckin'-mate! Boo yah!!"
"Nobody fucks wiv da champ!"
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I nearly cried when I read his plant died. P.
"Let me fuckin' teach yer somethin'!"
"Eat dat fuckin' bishop!"
"Watch dis! Check! Trick move! What'd fuckin' tell ya!"
"Don't do it!"
"Move my bitch (queen) all da way up!"
"Check-fuckin'-mate! Boo yah!!"
"Nobody fucks wiv da champ!"
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I nearly cried when I read his plant died. P.
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Well, that's one of them, anyway.
My e-mail is still not working!
My e-mail is still not working!
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I'd read the Chechnya article on my own, can't recall the third. Don't stress about it.
Lots of people complain about Lit. email, get Yahoo or any other free s/w. P.
Lots of people complain about Lit. email, get Yahoo or any other free s/w. P.
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http://www.suonerieitalia.net/cazzatenuove/pubblicita/absolutimp.jpgChilledVodka said:
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1 - UK drug-rape hot-spot: CardifCharleyH said:IS CV ON DUTY? I have a story
Stats: the number of drug-rape incidents in Blackpool is double of London.
But Cardif is double of Blackpool.
Tasteless comment: Looks like the Welish blokes had become bored with raping sheeps (out of fashion).
2 - Thud.
The sound of a seven-year, $250m dollar scientific project hitting Utah sand at 150 mph.
$250m did not include the cost of a parachute.
Geronimooooooo!
3 - Vladimir Putin is a fucking liar (adjective: murderous).
4 - Is the current Sudan crisis a con-trick by UNICEF?
(The UN can't agree if it's genocide or a humaniterian catastrophy)
5 - Animal Liberation Front is a bunch of thugs, and terrorists (i.e. bored kids who don't have the balls to act as a human-sheild for the Palestinians).
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The bombs go off
The legs go off
The heads go off
The arms go off
The feet go off
The light goes out
The heads go off
The legs go off
The lust is up
The dead are dirt
The lights go out
The dead are dust
A man bows down before another
man
And sucks his lust
Harold Pinter, August 2004
The legs go off
The heads go off
The arms go off
The feet go off
The light goes out
The heads go off
The legs go off
The lust is up
The dead are dirt
The lights go out
The dead are dust
A man bows down before another
man
And sucks his lust
Harold Pinter, August 2004
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Naomi Klein
Comments & Analysis
The Guardian 10, Sep 2004
Kudos!
Comments & Analysis
The Guardian 10, Sep 2004
Kudos!
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The Woam And The Foghorn
The woman was beloved in her town, a landlocked hamlet where she'd lived for many years. Everyone knew her name there, everyone waved when she walked or pedalled by on the tandem bicycles she rode alone, wearing a fedora once owned, she insisted, by Peter Lorre. All was good for her in this community, and the community considered her essential. One day, though, she decided it was time to move to a town with a foghorn. She had been born, many decades earlier, in a seaside village where ships would be warned when the fog was thick and the surf unruly. She heard this sound - a gentle warning, like the wail of a whale or the bleat of an elephant - while in school, while in bed, while eating ribs outside on the deck, with her father, who'd been a longshoreman. And now, 35 years removed from the village of her birth, she missed the sound, or believed that she missed the sound, and believed that moving back to a place featuring fog and horns and water and ships would shake her from the slump, the funk, the valley - whatever it was in which she currently found herself. The rest of this story is about the Bush administration. You will have heard, friends in England, that John Ashcroft, our attorney general, authorised the FBI to visit the homes of those planning to protest the recent Republican convention. The FBI arrived on the doorsteps of college students, of middle-aged hippies, of people with no criminal records whatsoever. In the US this made the news, but in a very quiet way, buried in the back pages of our periodicals. But good lord! This is truly, absolutely the last straw, wouldn't you say? This is the stuff of totalitarianism - the intimidation of dissenters. Bejeesus and holy fuck! If your own monkey boy Tony B doesn't stand up against this sort of thing - it being a clear violation of the human rights understood by our armlocked nations - doesn't that make him complicit? I guess it's far too late for him to care. The saddest thing about this, and also the most pragmatically advantageous, is that it very well might turn a few of our 4% undecided finally against GW. Not that Iraq moved them, nor Guantanamo, nor Abu Ghraib, nor the gutting of the environment and rollback of all science and light and intellectual curiosity. Maybe this will, and though it's terrifying price to pay, it will, in the end, be worthwhile. As for the woman of the foghorn, she actually got hit by a bus before she could move away. It was so sad.
Copyright Dave Eggers (who - obviously - rock!)
The woman was beloved in her town, a landlocked hamlet where she'd lived for many years. Everyone knew her name there, everyone waved when she walked or pedalled by on the tandem bicycles she rode alone, wearing a fedora once owned, she insisted, by Peter Lorre. All was good for her in this community, and the community considered her essential. One day, though, she decided it was time to move to a town with a foghorn. She had been born, many decades earlier, in a seaside village where ships would be warned when the fog was thick and the surf unruly. She heard this sound - a gentle warning, like the wail of a whale or the bleat of an elephant - while in school, while in bed, while eating ribs outside on the deck, with her father, who'd been a longshoreman. And now, 35 years removed from the village of her birth, she missed the sound, or believed that she missed the sound, and believed that moving back to a place featuring fog and horns and water and ships would shake her from the slump, the funk, the valley - whatever it was in which she currently found herself. The rest of this story is about the Bush administration. You will have heard, friends in England, that John Ashcroft, our attorney general, authorised the FBI to visit the homes of those planning to protest the recent Republican convention. The FBI arrived on the doorsteps of college students, of middle-aged hippies, of people with no criminal records whatsoever. In the US this made the news, but in a very quiet way, buried in the back pages of our periodicals. But good lord! This is truly, absolutely the last straw, wouldn't you say? This is the stuff of totalitarianism - the intimidation of dissenters. Bejeesus and holy fuck! If your own monkey boy Tony B doesn't stand up against this sort of thing - it being a clear violation of the human rights understood by our armlocked nations - doesn't that make him complicit? I guess it's far too late for him to care. The saddest thing about this, and also the most pragmatically advantageous, is that it very well might turn a few of our 4% undecided finally against GW. Not that Iraq moved them, nor Guantanamo, nor Abu Ghraib, nor the gutting of the environment and rollback of all science and light and intellectual curiosity. Maybe this will, and though it's terrifying price to pay, it will, in the end, be worthwhile. As for the woman of the foghorn, she actually got hit by a bus before she could move away. It was so sad.
Copyright Dave Eggers (who - obviously - rock!)
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They are injecting Botox in thousands upon thousands of G-spots (did you know that?).ChilledVodka said:
Botox, of course, was the chemical of mass destraction the weapons inspectors had found in an Iraqi fridge.
Bejeevis holy fuck!
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I'M BACK!
LATER!
LATER!
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I missed you.
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I didn't.
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http://www.mag-garden.co.jp/officialwebc/taimanndaimao/seppuku.jpg
I thought you had committed seppuku after leaving a far too generous Public Comment on my first story.
I thought you had committed seppuku after leaving a far too generous Public Comment on my first story.
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Virtual_Burlesque said:
Is he preparing to give that poor walrus an enema????
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You've heard of the Jaws of Life?sincerely_helene said:Is he preparing to give that poor walrus an enema????
Well, that is the **C*E*N*S*O*R*E*D**
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I want some PINK!sincerely_helene said:
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For people suffering from pre-US presidencial blues
A sirious issue looked at humourously.
Too funny, though consequenses could be really bad if you think about it.
A sirious issue looked at humourously.
Too funny, though consequenses could be really bad if you think about it.
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Free Law Degree
Pat Robertson will give you a law degree through his Regent University if you promise to run for office and promote the Christian Right cause. You don't even have to attend class. They just tutor you for two years on how to pass your state's bar exam.
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Pat Robertson will give you a law degree through his Regent University if you promise to run for office and promote the Christian Right cause. You don't even have to attend class. They just tutor you for two years on how to pass your state's bar exam.
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Re: Free Law Degree
That's scary. (I mean, in a really bad way)Edward Teach said:
