Dealing with the Neighbors...

[TNRkitect2b]

Go for a flock of plastic pink flamingos. That's one yard ornament that most everyone hates and dont see very often anymore.

(whistles innocently)

 

[sheath]

Okay...I cannot believe Willing and Unsure brought this up, lol...

I actually do have pink flamingoes in my yard. *blushing*

But I have good reason! I swear! Every year the American Cancer Society has a fundraiser for Breast Cancer Awareness, and the fundraiser is pink flamingoes. You buy them and put them in your yard in support of the ACS and the Relay for Life.

So I have, like four of them.

Maybe THAT is why I'm being harrassed? LOL

S.

 

[Wizard]

Okay...I cannot believe Willing and Unsure brought this up, lol...

I actually do have pink flamingoes in my yard. *blushing*

But I have good reason! I swear! Every year the American Cancer Society has a fundraiser for Breast Cancer Awareness, and the fundraiser is pink flamingoes. You buy them and put them in your yard in support of the ACS and the Relay for Life.

So I have, like four of them.

Maybe THAT is why I'm being harrassed? LOL

S.

Awwww sheath, LOL I'm not sure I'd admit that one..........

 

[BlueSugar]

Okay...I cannot believe Willing and Unsure brought this up, lol...

I actually do have pink flamingoes in my yard. *blushing*

But I have good reason! I swear! Every year the American Cancer Society has a fundraiser for Breast Cancer Awareness, and the fundraiser is pink flamingoes. You buy them and put them in your yard in support of the ACS and the Relay for Life.

So I have, like four of them.

Maybe THAT is why I'm being harrassed? LOL

S.

MINGOS !!!!!! I love mingos, I want one, and a gnome. But I want the gnome so someone can steal it and do an Amile kinda thing.


hope the neighbors cut the shit... and if not... leaving it in a brown paper bag on their porch and light it on fire.

 

[zeeker]

I feel for ya, we've got the same problem here, I own 4 acres, and have a 30+ home development beside my property, and since that shit hole was built, its been hell, and now that where I live has been turned into and urban fucking villiage, it seems to be that the local police force refuses to do anything to the roving bands of high school kids that do nothing but steal and damage property, I chase them off constantly from their keggers, and I've reported to the police, and there response is that of nothing, Is it my fault I'm living on the land my Great grandfather pruchased 105 years ago? Yeah its is, all these fucking implants come move in and immediatly start bitchin about anybody that has property because, they want it for the lattle and tanning solons. I'll i have to do anymore is just go out and work on firewood, that really bring the assholes out quick, at time I'd like to stuff the saw at full throttle up the whiny, bitchy, yuppie asses. I hope that you find someway to work this out, I hate to see this type of shit going on, and it seems to be even more common anymore.

 

[Tat2mom]

I feel for ya, we've got the same problem here, I own 4 acres, and have a 30+ home development beside my property, and since that shit hole was built, its been hell, and now that where I live has been turned into and urban fucking villiage, it seems to be that the local police force refuses to do anything to the roving bands of high school kids that do nothing but steal and damage property, I chase them off constantly from their keggers, and I've reported to the police, and there response is that of nothing, Is it my fault I'm living on the land my Great grandfather pruchased 105 years ago? Yeah its is, all these fucking implants come move in and immediatly start bitchin about anybody that has property because, they want it for the lattle and tanning solons. I'll i have to do anymore is just go out and work on firewood, that really bring the assholes out quick, at time I'd like to stuff the saw at full throttle up the whiny, bitchy, yuppie asses. I hope that you find someway to work this out, I hate to see this type of shit going on, and it seems to be even more common anymore.

I know exactly what you're talking about. My parents have 5 1/2 acres that is now surround by houses with NO yards. They think it's ok to ride go carts, shoot rockets and whatever else they feel like doing in my moms field. When the houses were being built my parents had pigs and chickens. Well, these people complained and my perents were forced to stop raising the animals. (even though they were under the Grandfather clause) We've even caught some little kids trying to go to my parents pool.

 

[JRaven]

Sidewalks are public thourhough (sp?) fares

PLEASE have your kids quit drawing on your porch!
They should draw on the side walk in front of her house!!!
That is where it belongs!

It is SO cool to come here to this thread and see responses that make me laugh and smile. You guys are great.

The latest insanity? Like we say down here, 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this horse shit'.

A complaint was filed against me. About sidewalk chalk. You know, the washable stuff? Part of my porch is concrete, and the kids draw on it...and on the sidewalk. I was told "It is called sidewalk chalk for a reason" and "your neighbor think it looks unsightly to have chalk on your PORCH. It needs to be on the SIDEWALK only."

NO shit, guys. Someone actually complained about MY children using MY sidewalk chalk on MY porch.

Maybe I should just forego the legal route and try to have the bitch committed to a mental institution.

S.

 

[dollface007]

Suggested artwork for Sheath's sidewalk....

 

[Kemet]

I do have to say that I am offended by the way the term "witch" is being used. Just thought I would let everyone know.

 

[sheath]

LMFAO!

God, this thread has taken a hilarious turn...

I love the idea of dollface's drawing...right on the sidewalk in front of Debbie's house, of course. As JRaven pointed out, that IS where it belongs, right?

Thank you so much for the advice...and the fun.

And I love my pink flamingoes. There, I said it.

S.

 

[sheath]

I do have to say that I am offended by the way the term "witch" is being used. Just thought I would let everyone know.

Oops. Sorry...

I think we all meant to use the word 'Bitch', dear. From here on out, that's definitely MY term for the...well...bitch.

S.

 

[Kemet]

I understand, no harm done. I just thought it would be worth pointing out.

 

[watergirl]

LOL

I do have to say that I am offended by the way the term "witch" is being used. Just thought I would let everyone know.

This makes me think of some lines from Buffy The Vampire Slayer (the musical episode,) wherein Xander sings "It could be witches, some evil witches," (and gets GLARED at by Willow & Tara) and he continues singing, really fast "which is ridiculous, cause wicca's good and women power and love the earth and I'll be over here now"

and he goes & stands in the corner.

 

[HoldenMcCrank]

OK so this is a little petty but

this is a practical joke that I have seen played. Go ( or have someone do it for you) to the local landscaping supply and buy 10 yards of stone (about the size of a good plum works really well
) pay cash and use "Debbies " name and have it delivered to her front lawn. Tell them any time is fine.

Debbie will have 2 choices. She can move it around her yard and use it. However moving 10 yard of stone isn't something that I would consider fun. Or she can try to figure out how to have it hauled away. I am sure the landscaping supply company would offer to to this for a small fee!

price of 10 yard of stone $300.00

Look on neighbors face of "What the Hell " Priceless


Please feel free to substitute other items for the stone such as Cow Manure!

I doubt that you would ever do this but it is fun to think about "what if"

Holden

 

[lorddragonwolf]

your neighbore needs to get over it and leave you alone. if she is new than the homeowners association should make her move.

 

[sheath]

Plotting revenge that will never happen...it's sure fun, regardless.

No new news to report today, other than the fact that my newspaper guy threw the newspaper into the shrubs instead of on the porch. I guess he heard about the "Nothing on the porch!" complaints and was just trying to help out.

S.

 

[Metal_Monkey]

Suggested artwork for Sheath's sidewalk....

I think I embarrassed myself laughing about this. ROFLMAO.

Please accept this rose with my compliments.

 

[SensualCealy]

Hey Holden,
Some local farmers thought they could get our local member of parliments attention by dropping of a load of manure on the front sidewalk of his office, only thing is they used liquid manure the kind they spray, it was all over the brick work of the building and stained the side walk, every day he has to walk over the stains to remind him of the way he didnt back up the farmers- (we live in a rural area).

I do love the idea of dropping off the rock on her drive way, such a unique way of making a point, I however would get someone to purchase it that she couldnt identify, just incase. It would at least keep her rats busy and out of your kids hair.

As for the pink flamingo idea, I think that would draw attention to you, I would get a company that puts them out for birthdays and anniversaries to put little piggies or skunks on HER lawn.

Sheath, the only way to look at this is with a smile, you know you have all of us backing you up, too bad we are all over the world. Maybe you could post her address and we can start sending hate mail! lmao- Now that is a good idea !

Keep smiling Hun!
Cealy

 

[Phil333]

Sheath - I've read this whole thread and it has made me so mad (besides the parts where I laughed). The fact that someone can actually do this to you, file false reports, have kids harassing you.

It's good that you have contacted a lawyer and the ACLU. Please keep us updated with what goes on.

And def get a restraining order against those children.

So you say she has a criminal record with drugs right. You know what would be so funny. Hidding behind some shrubs at like 2AM with a megaphone, "This is the DEA. Come out of your house with the hands up." My gf's father did this to his future son in law when he and my gf's sister were in college. The kids were having a party at his house with lots of pot and he just replaced DEA with Suffolk County Police.

 

[warrior queen]

sheath -

just checking in to give you some long-distance cyber-support!

stay safe

 

[zeeker]

I normally don't say things like this, but I think that it's time for Judge Sam Colt, and his jury of six to decide.......I'd have to say that the cow is obviously not getting enough sex, and sound like she could use a good anal fuck....


Hope I didn't offend anyone....

If I did, I'm sorry.

 

[dollface007]

I think I embarrassed myself laughing about this. ROFLMAO.

Please accept this rose with my compliments.

Thank you for the rose...i most definitely accept! I was going for a hybrid of post-modern expressionist and pop-art styles. I'm glad you were able to connect with the piece

BTW, I didn't wish to offend any Wiccans (or anyone else) with my "witch" imagery. I sincerely apologize

 

[Kemet]

None taken . Technically speaking I am not a witch( I am not a witch I am not a witch.......but you are dressed as one)but my fiance is.

 

[Metal_Monkey]

None taken . Technically speaking I am not a witch( I am not a witch I am not a witch.......but you are dressed as one)but my fiance is.

Three cheers for Monty Python!

(No hijacking was intended. Please return to your regularly scheduled thread.)

 

[midwestyankee]

I normally don't say things like this, but I think that it's time for Judge Sam Colt, and his jury of six to decide.......I'd have to say that the cow is obviously not getting enough sex, and sound like she could use a good anal fuck....


Hope I didn't offend anyone....

If I did, I'm sorry.

Offended? Only insofar as good anal fucks should be saved for people who can appreciate them and not wasted on the undeserving.