Dear Litster, once more

[SirConradPeckereye]

Dear monocle stealing perverts,

I have had enough of this incessant stealing of my monocle! It ends MEOW!

Meow why are you laughing saying I'm sayin "meow", do I look like @Kitty_so_frisky all nimbly bimbly chasing after that laser pointer you maliciously keep moving around to distract her!?

Sincerely,
Not meowsing around

 

[barefootgirl69]

Dear Litster,

Thanks for the icky feelings you gave when I read this.

"My wife is frigid so I'm horny as fuck so need some virtual outlets."

I can't imagine why she'd be frigid with all the hot, manly-man charisma flowing from your fingertips. It's beyond the pale not to fulfill your needs, you hot horny fucker you. /that's sarcasm in case you need the explanation/

With a man like you, I think I'd want to be frigid, too. And I hate the cold!


Signed,
Not Interested Litster

 

[Tallulah82]

Dear @Bry1313

Don't be at me otherwise I'll put something in that open mouth of yours that you may or may not want.

Signed,

Frisky as fuck today.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Dear @Bry1313

Don't be at me otherwise I'll put something in that open mouth of yours that you may or may not want.

Signed,

Frisky as fuck today.

Dear Litster,
I adore your sense of humor. I feel like we could be besties.
Signed,
Trauma-bonded

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Dear Litster

Ur cute.

Carry on.

 

[Tallulah82]

Dear Litster,
I adore your sense of humor. I feel like we could be besties.
Signed,
Trauma-bonded

Dear TB sister (that sounds wrong but I'm going with it),

I also know how to dispose of things. I got you.

Signed,
Shhhhh.

 

[Tallulah82]

Dear Litster

Ur cute.

Carry on.

Clearly not aimed at me since you decided to at me too. And those who tend to be either a lil teensy bit scared of me, or a lottle scared of me.

 

[SalaciousMonkey22]

Clearly not aimed at me since you decided to at me too. And those who tend to be either a lil teensy bit scared of me, or a lottle scared of me.

Dear Litster,

My fear comes a bit harder than that. As far as I know you have not threatened to turn me into a jacket.

 

[Tallulah82]

Dear Litster,

My fear comes a bit harder than that. As far as I know you have not threatened to turn me into a jacket.

Indeed.

As far as you know.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Dear TB sister (that sounds wrong but I'm going with it),

I also know how to dispose of things. I got you.

Signed,
Shhhhh.

Dear TBS,
I'm sure people have compared me to a life threatening disease before. My sister definitely has.

{Shivers in anticipation} I can't wait for our "exploits."

Signed,
They'll never break me!

 

[Tallulah82]

They'll never break me!

My dearest exploit sister,

This is our fucking warrior cry!

Signed Bonded. Trauma bonded.

 

[Grant55]

Dear Litster,

I'm sure it's Christmas where you are.

Merry Christmas. I wish you peace and happiness.

Signed,

Thank you for the pm.

 

[Mrtenant]

Dear Holiday Litsters,

Whoever you are, wherever you go
I wrote this letter just so you know

I'm thinking about everyone of you
I know, hard to believe, but it's true

I wish you, yes you, an excellent holiday
With many gifts, or at least some macrame

I know that was totally a lame rhyme
Moving right along, I haven't much time

Tis the season to remember most of all
To be kind to others, make that call

Be kind to yourself, know you are loved
Even you, that one guy in the dark corner
Thinking no one pays attention or cares
I see you. Life is good. Live and love well.
Make some memories. Happy New Year.

Bartending Litster

 

[beachbaby179]

Dear Litsters one and all,
Wishing you and yours a very Merry Christmas, Happy Chanukah, or anything you might be celebrating. And if not, then happy Wednesday.
I've been doing this for a few years now, so here we go again. This is a little something written by my dear friend Matt_Next_Door. You may have known him as PanamaJaxx. If you didn't know him, I'm sorry. He was one of the good ones. I miss him all the time, but especially at Christmas time.
Here it is, Matt's version of The Night before Christmas. Wherever he is in the universe, I hope he remembers that.

Twas the night before Christmas
when all through Lit
Not a poster was posting,
not even a bit.

Their comments were done
and all neatly posted,
As their families all gathered;
some even toasted.

I was about to sign out;
giving the mouse a good tap
The playground was quiet…
it was time for a nap.

When there on the desk…
arose such a clatter
I spun around in my chair,
to see what’s the matter.

Up to the monitor
I reached in a hurry
It started to glow
though my eyes were still blurry

My face was all covered
with the screen’s eerie glow
The keyboard was fumbled
in the darkness below.

It didn’t take long
for the words to appear
They came from a distance
yet they seemed very near

The message was warm
as I gave a big smile
I read every word…
even stared for a while.

For the message was clear
and very well said
The spirit of Christmas
will never be dead!

It made me remember
just what friendship is,
so I typed a reply
that was off in a whiz.

It makes no difference
if we’re all far away,
If we honor our friendships
and Christmas this day.

So, before I log off
and turn out the light,
Merry Christmas to all,
and to all a good night!