Dear Litster, once more

Dear Litster,

Since I had never been on a forum before, your help has been invaluable.
Polite corrections on my faux pas, and a laugh when giving it.
Since this is a new world for me, I truly appreciate your helping me explore it.
I look forward to many more treasures.

You’re kind, thoughtful and you have what seems to be an infinitely deep well of understanding.

Thank you.
 
Dear Sally,

You claim otherwise, but you're the one who kept me up all night long with all the amazing things we did. Until almost 9 in the morning! That's a new record even for me.

Looking forward to much, much more. Seriously. Can't wait til we meet in person.

Signed,

The Night Owl
 
Dear Listers,

Do we really have to read this fucking BS again? 🙄.

Annoyed and avoiding threads
 
Dear Parenting litsters,

This is an honest question... how have you explained death to a young child?

I tried my best when our dog was put to sleep last year, but he was 2 and things didn't quite connect together in his mind. He's 3 now and his grandmother's dog was put to sleep over the weekend... the task of explaining has been left to me.

Sincerely,
Really doesn't want to do this litster

I went though similar a few days ago. When my mum passed away, my niece accepted “her body stopped working and her soul went to heaven”, but a few days ago, she asked “if space is never ending, where is heaven?” We were all stumped. The best I could come up with at the time was that heaven comes before space, which is why we release balloons for her, and how she watches over us.

It’s not an easy thing to try to explain at all
 
Dear birthday buddy Litster,

I know you don't want to advertise it. I know you don't want a thread. I'm honoring your wishes. But just know that it makes me smile every time I think about us having the same birthday.

Also know that as I'm typing this, the predictive text on my phone wanted the word after "having" to be "sex". :D Thought you'd appreciate that. Lol.

Love you lots, my friend. Have a wonderful birthday weekend.

:heart: me
 
Dear Litster,

If you lay on the tarmac in the path of a road roller, you will get squashed.

If you choose to ignore the experience of other people it's squashed, that's up to you.

You can ask for all the advice and support and friendship you wish while you're lying there. And you can close your eyes to reality and persuade yourself that it isn't really a road roller. But that won't alter its course or ability to flatten you.

Maybe try getting out of the way instead and going elsewhere?

Jimmy Hoffa
 
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Dear Clique-less Litster.

Holy fuck. Its true!

Just keep posting; you're gorgeous.

Signed

We're Just Not Cliquing.
 
Dear Clique-less Litster.

Holy fuck. Its true!

Just keep posting; you're gorgeous.

Signed

We're Just Not Cliquing.

Dear^^^,

You are so late to the ballgame the players are walking off field. Lol

Signed

Site Tumbleweed and the angry monkey in the closet.
 
DL,
Even though I appreciate the Herculean effort to continually give me unsolicited advice, it has come to my attention, that perhaps you should deal with your own innumerable flaws first.

Kindest Regards....
Someone who doesn’t care.
 
Dear Litster,

Counting down the days until we meet the anticipation is delicious agony.

Your Litster
 
Dear holding me together litster,
Thank you for listening when my words make no sense and I cry too hard to even speak. Thank you for being my pillow fort, my light, my forge.
I can’t wait til you can hold me in person
Broken pieces litster
 
Dear holding me together litster,
Thank you for listening when my words make no sense and I cry too hard to even speak. Thank you for being my pillow fort, my light, my forge.
I can’t wait til you can hold me in person
Broken pieces litster

:heart:
Thinking of you Tink. So glad you have him to help you hold everything together.
 
Dear Litster,

It took five straight hours of talking with you via voice chat, but I think I now better understand what happened.

Thank you so much. I appreciate what you did and look forward to talking with you again soon. You are far more special than you realize.

Regards,

Never Realized We Had That in Common
 
Dear Litster,

I’ve been recharging, moving on, finding my smile again.

You helped me get there for which I will always be grateful!

I’m coming back wiser, stronger, happier and will be better company when I call you late tonight :rose:

Missed your wisdom and humor but on my way back :kiss:
 
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Dear Litster-

Your barn door is open. Again.

Signed-

I'm not chasing your horse anymore. Until tomorrow.
 
Dear horse chaser,

But. But. You have the boots for it! 😉

Sincerely,
Thinks it's good for you Litster

Dear Thinking Its Good-

It started that way. Then it wasn't anymore. Now its horseshit.

Sincerely-

Left town but watching on Ring
 
Dear highfalutin Litster,

It was good to see and chat with you again. 😉
Glad you are doing well.

Pancake lovin' Litster.
 
Dear Litster,

Thanks for making me smile for 4 straight days, you are restoring me!

A Litster with her smile back :rose:
 
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