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Dear Litster, once more

Dear Mystery Litster,

Imagine my surprise and Dee-light yesterday when I received your package. You knew I would enjoy those yummy chocolate covered strawberries, and you sent them for my birthday. Thank you ever so much. But there was no card inside, so I can't thank you personally. But please know how much I am enjoying them.

Thank you from the bottom of my :heart: , whoever you are.

Grateful Litster
 
Dear Lister,

It was great to see you again. And great to chat. Glad you are doing well too.

Thanks so much for the warm welcome. :)

Returned Lister
 
Dear kittyKAT Litster,

I'm almost ready!

See you in a few!

Too bad there's no private bathroom for us to take boob pics! :nana: :( :nana:


Totally Stoked,
Glad You Hollered Litster

:heart:
 
beachbaby179 said:
Dear Mystery Litster,

Imagine my surprise and Dee-light yesterday when I received your package. You knew I would enjoy those yummy chocolate covered strawberries, and you sent them for my birthday. Thank you ever so much. But there was no card inside, so I can't thank you personally. But please know how much I am enjoying them.

Thank you from the bottom of my :heart: , whoever you are.

Grateful Litster
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Ohhhh they were supposed to be delivered with the flowers!!!... but at least you got them...hug🌹💕🦋
 
Dear Buxom Beauty,

You make my lady bits happy.

Oh, and you make the rest of me happy, too. :rose:

Signed
In Need of Boobiesquishes
 
islandjoe2 said:
Dear Litster-

Your barn door is open. Again.

Signed-

I'm not chasing your horse anymore. Until tomorrow.
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Dear No-Chase-

You're kind of full of yourself these days. You'd better check that shit, you wouldn't want someone to cut you off.

With much love-

I left the horses free for you
 
Dear Empty Threats-

*emails recipe for glue*

Look at me solving problems first thing in the morning. You're welcome.

Sincerely-

Kidding not kidding
 
ShyNaughtyGirl said:
Dear Boobiesquishes,

I wish you lived closer because I really want to go on a Torrid shopping spree with you, go out dancing, get tipsy on margaritas, and make all the boys gawk at our hotness 😋


Sincerely,
Move two states to the left please
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Dear Pack Up & Come'er,

We would get kicked out of Torrid for causing too much of a disturbance in the fitting rooms. It would be well worth it though. I can't dance worth a crap, but I would give it a try for you. We also need to go sex toy and lingerie shopping.

Sincerely,
Lace Me Tighter
 
islandjoe2 said:
Dear Empty Threats-

*emails recipe for glue*

Look at me solving problems first thing in the morning. You're welcome.

Sincerely-

Kidding not kidding
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Dear Joker-

How much is too much to pay to have the locks on the house changed? Asking for my boytoy, err..... a friend.

Sincerely-

Most Vicious
 
Dear lister’s

I think, I need to move countries to see this all unfold!

Signed,

Where’s my bloody passport!
 
Willingtoshare said:
Dear lister’s

I think, I need to move countries to see this all unfold!

Signed,

Where’s my bloody passport!
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Dear Passport Searcher,

I hope you find it soon. I'll pick you up in Vegas and we can make our way east. Together. Slowly. ;):devil:
 
PinkInPink said:
Dear Joker-

How much is too much to pay to have the locks on the house changed? Asking for my boytoy, err..... a friend.

Sincerely-

Most Vicious
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Dear Vicious,

I have an extra dog house if you need it. ;)

Sincerely,

the horse in my own barn.
 
JustAnotherFlower said:
Dear Pack Up & Come'er,

We would get kicked out of Torrid for causing too much of a disturbance in the fitting rooms. It would be well worth it though. I can't dance worth a crap, but I would give it a try for you. We also need to go sex toy and lingerie shopping.

Sincerely,
Lace Me Tighter
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I know a place near where Shy lives.....;)

Chauffer Litster
 
ShyNaughtyGirl said:
Dear Boobiesquishes,

I wish you lived closer because I really want to go on a Torrid shopping spree with you, go out dancing, get tipsy on margaritas, and make all the boys gawk at our hotness 😋


Sincerely,
Move two states to the left please
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JustAnotherFlower said:
Dear Pack Up & Come'er,

We would get kicked out of Torrid for causing too much of a disturbance in the fitting rooms. It would be well worth it though. I can't dance worth a crap, but I would give it a try for you. We also need to go sex toy and lingerie shopping.

Sincerely,
Lace Me Tighter
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DarkSimian said:
I know a place near where Shy lives.....;)

Chauffer Litster
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Dear Getting Torrid Listers,


Well heck-fire, I know where a Torrid is near me. I am kinda in the middle-ish, why don't we all meet up, get tossed out, and have a laugh or two?


Wants To Be Included Too Lister
 
Dear Litster,

It will get easier, the hurt will fade, time is a great healer

From a heart in recovery
 
Dear Getting a Life,

Alts really do suck. It's no wonder we now live in a world where kids are killing themselves because of bullies who get to hide behind anonymity.

Speaking as someone who suffers from chronic depression, it hurts my heart that people do how they do. One of the many reasons I have an extremely small circle of friends.

I mean, seriously...if someone is too chicken shit to say what they want because they KNOW it's confrontational or they know it would get their ass whipped in a real life situation...why in the ever loving fuck do they think it's ok to hide behind the veil of anonymity then go ahead and say it?


Oh walt, it's because they can, and humans tend to take the path of least resistance... even when it's the wrong thing to do.

Signed
Self-Quarantined from the General Population


 
RubenesqueAphrodite said:
Dear Getting a Life,

Alts really do suck. It's no wonder we now live in a world where kids are killing themselves because of bullies who get to hide behind anonymity.

Speaking as someone who suffers from chronic depression, it hurts my heart that people do how they do. One of the many reasons I have an extremely small circle of friends.

I mean, seriously...if someone is too chicken shit to say what they want because they KNOW it's confrontational or they know it would get their ass whipped in a real life situation...why in the ever loving fuck do they think it's ok to hide behind the veil of anonymity then go ahead and say it?


Oh walt, it's because they can, and humans tend to take the path of least resistance... even when it's the wrong thing to do.

Signed
Self-Quarantined from the General Population
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Dear Self-Quarantined from the General Population Litster,

I find it amusing when the alts themselves act like they don't know what the fuck is going on. :rolleyes:

Unfortunately some people are easily swayed, because they are so afraid to piss off the person who lies and manipulates.

Signed,

L :rose:
 
TongueLust said:

Dear Self-Quarantined from the General Population Litster,

I find it amusing when the alts themselves act like they don't know what the fuck is going on. :rolleyes:

Unfortunately some people are easily swayed, because they are so afraid to piss off the person who lies and manipulates.

Signed,

L :rose:
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And this is why I posted my rant about how horrible people are these days. It truly hurts my soul how callous and selfish people have gotten.
 
Dearest Litsters,

I have no clue what's going on...

Does this call for another story?!

Sincerely,
Ready to Read
 
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