Dear Litster, once more

Dear Lit-ster,

We chatted for a minute and then you ended up busy sorting out life, and what not. I got where you live wrong but I was enjoying the conversation. Drop me a line sometime.

Just a plain guy.
 
Dear Slobbering Litster-

Lest anyone think I dont like you, I'll just say this, one time in public, you really are my better half and I think you have a nice butt. Not nicer than mine. But you could be a jeans model in a pinch. As long as they dont show your face.

Remember not to touch anything expensive today.

Sincerely-

How did you get so lucky :heart:
 
Dear Narcissistic Litster.
Its a sad indictment of a persons character when they feel justified in denigrating, humiliating and devaluing others for no other reason than trying to satisfy their insatiable need for attention.
Signed
Feeling sorry for you Litster
 
Dear Narcissistic Litster.
Its a sad indictment of a persons character when they feel justified in denigrating, humiliating and devaluing others for no other reason than trying to satisfy their insatiable need for attention.
Signed
Feeling sorry for you Litster

Sorry,

Or to make themselves feel better about themself.

-Fara
 
Dear Litster,

I enjoy our conversations and I think you know who I was thinking about when I was laughing and getting flustered, but if you really need it spelled out I’ll tell you. Maybe. 😜

You should’ve heard the first version 😂
 
Dear Litster,

I have a big heart open to giving & receiving love, where you have a very black empty void you’ll never fill.

With love,

Sorry for all the joy you are missing out on in life...
 
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Dear Litster,

I have a big heart open to giving & receiving love, where you have a very black empty void you’ll never fill.

With love,

Sorry for all the joy you are missing out on in life...

Dear Full of Joy in Life,

Fuck him. Pay attention to the bunny.

👈

Smelling that fabulous fucking flower
 
Dear Full of Joy in Life,

Fuck him. Pay attention to the bunny.

👈

Smelling that fabulous fucking flower

Dear Litster,

The days you don’t make me laugh out loud are few, you bring joy to many :rose:

Signed full of appreciation for you and your wit 😁
 
Dear you a'right Litster,

Spending this time with you is everything I'd hoped for and more.

Thank you
Wales appreciating Litster
 
Dear flower,


I don’t have beer but I make a killer mojito and I’ve got an extra strength one waiting for you.

I’m sorry your day was so shittastic. Just take a deep breath and repeat “this too shall pass” ...and then come here for some boobiesquishing hugs and cuddles.

I’ll even play with your hair and read to you


Love
That one girl

Dear My Girl,

You're awesome. :heart::kiss:

Be there soonish...

Sincerely,
Your Battered Blossom
 
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