Dear Litster, once more

[JustAnotherFlower]

Dear @JustAnotherFlower

Show me yours and I'll show you mine.

Like that Jason?

Dearest Toy Enthusiast,

With or without the illuminated butt plug?

Curious Sharer

 

[jason28053]

Dear @JustAnotherFlower

Show me yours and I'll show you mine.

Like that Jason?

Perfect!

 

[Indie]

Dearest Toy Enthusiast,

With or without the lighted butt plug?

Curious Sharer

Dear Perfectly Shared Amount,

With. Then without. Then with again.

Your #1 Fan, after @Mr_bogey

 

[JustAnotherFlower]

Dear Perfectly Shared Amount,

With. Then without. Then with again.

Your #1 Fan, after @Mr_bogey

Dearest #1 Fan,

Yes, ma'am. Can you wear the bells this time? Pretty please?

With love,
How to derail a thread properly

 

[gga]

Dear All Male Litsters who PM without a proper introduction,

Get fucked.


Signed,
Leave Conversation and Ignore All Future Requests

I had one all typed up and Lit ate it.
I was too lazy to write it again.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Dear All Male Litsters who PM without a proper introduction,

Get fucked.


Signed,
Leave Conversation and Ignore All Future Requests

Dear Man-hating Litster,

Thank god you PMed me first. That was a close call

Love,

The PM Bandit

 

[jason28053]

Dearest #1 Fan,

Yes, ma'am. Can you wear the bells this time? Pretty please?

With love,
How to derail a thread properly

Pondering the bell placements

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

I had one all typed up and Lit ate it.
I was too lazy to write it again.

Pondering the bell placements

Dear Litsters,

With many sighs,
About ready to give up Litster

 

[Mr_bogey]

Dear y'all,

I'm so lost as to what is going on...
Can we all agree to treat our opinions like assholes and only share them when asked nicely after a proper introduction?

Dear friendly southern litster,

Hi, I'm bogey, my PMs are open. Share away.

Signed,
Properly introduced and waiting

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Dear Man-hating Litster,

Thank gid you PMed me first. That was a close call

Love,

The PM Bandit

Dear new religion Litster,
Do you believe in Gid? Are there cookies?
Love,
Why not join another cult Litster

 

[crazychemgirl]

Dear new religion Litster,
Do you believe in Gid? Are there cookies?
Love,
Why not join another cult Litster

Dear why not join another cult Litster,

Is Gid a new deity? Do you have an information packet? I’d love to know more.

Signed,
Looking for guidance

 

[crazychemgirl]

Dear Man-hating Litster,

Thank god you PMed me first. That was a close call

Love,

The PM Bandit

Dear PM Bandit,

I’m glad you took my advice to heel … but since you’ve introduced yourself properly.. I welcome all the PM’s you choose to send.

Love,
waiting for you to fill my box

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Dear why not join another cult Litster,

Is Gid a new deity? Do you have an information packet? I’d love to know more.

Signed,
Looking for guidance

Dear new victim searching for guidance Litster,
He can be. Let me type one up. Also, please send me one million dollars in singles.
Signed,
Idk why GGA/Gid demands I pay him in singles when he strips, I wish he took paypal

 

[crazychemgirl]

Dear new victim searching for guidance Litster,
He can be. Let me type one up. Also, please send me one million dollars in singles.
Signed,
Idk why GGA/Gid demands I pay him in singles when he strips, I wish he took paypal

God fucking damnit I laughed so hard out loud in the lunch room at work.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

God fucking damnit I laughed so hard out loud in the lunch room at work.

Dear you,
I think you meant Gid f'in damnit.
Love,
Over-corrector Litster

 

[gga]

Dear Litsters,

With many sighs,
About ready to give up Litster

Get fucked.

I had one all typed up and Lit ate it.
I was too lazy to write it again.

Dear aggravated Listers,

I'll try again....

I had one all typed up and Lit ate it.
I was too lazy to write it again.

But I see the gist of what I trying for in what I did send was understood.

Signed,
Probably about to be killed.
All in the name of (attempted) humor

 

[gga]

Idk why GGA/Gid demands I pay him in singles when he strips, I wish he took paypal

Dear e-funds only Litster,

My vending machine is so old it doesn't takes cards.

Signed,
Yes, that was a poor euphemism for something.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Dear e-funds only Litster,

My vending machine is so old it doesn't takes cards.

Signed,
Yes, that was a poor euphemism for something.

Dear ancient one,
That sounds HARD.
Signed,
Do better next time (both of us)

 

[crazychemgirl]

Dear Litster,
I just want someone to feed me tacos and tell me I’m pretty. Is that you?

Love,
It’s taco Tuesday

 

[gga]

Dear ancient one,
That sounds HARD.
Signed,
Do better next time (both of us)

Dear Do Better Next Time,

I've never complained.
Why do you make things so hard difficult for me?
And what's with all the peaches and eggplant DMs?

Signed,
Lover of your juicy fruits

 

[crazychemgirl]

Dear Miss You’re Just As Bad As The Rest of Us,

Yes, we are pervs … but .. my dear… you are too.
Don’t try to deny it.
I’ve seen photo evidence.
Plus… I know, deep down… you like it.


Love,
Member of the Perv Support Group

 

[Wand3rlust]

Dear Member of the Perv Support Group,

I feel targeted.

Yours always

Butter Wouldn't Melt Litster

 

[Mr_bogey]

Dear new religion Litster,
Do you believe in Gid? Are there cookies?
Love,
Why not join another cult Litster

Dear cult joining litster,

Fuck you and my fat thumbs.

Love,
Give a guy a chance to edit Litster

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Dear cult joining litster,

Fuck you and my fat thumbs.

Love,
Give a guy a chance to edit Litster

Dear explosive cursing Litster,
We don't do or use the fbomb in this cult.
Signed,
You're never gonna get, no never gonna get it

 

[Grant55]

Dear wonderfully witty Litsters,



Warm regards,

With Great Admiration