Dear Litster, once more

[barefootgirl69]

Dear Overthinker,

Unfortunately, you don't have me on ignore like I have you, otherwise you wouldn't come into my thread asking stupid questions and posting pics that aren't on topic/against forum rules.

I don't know what you're doing, but I wish you'd hurry up and fix it before I go to a moderator.

Also, please put me on ignore.

Signed, me

 

[Taegul]

Dear Taegul,

Don't drink caffeine so late, dumbass. There's a reason you're typing this at 1 AM instead of sleeping.

Signed,
The basic, common sense you keep ignoring like a dummy.

 

[Taegul]

Dear women posting in the Let's hear your Voice thread,

Thank you for reminding me how much I love accents. You make me want to hug your voices. It may be a clothed hug, and it may be a nekkid hug. Maybe I will tenderly spoon your voices with only the most gentle and caring reach-around ever. I'm not even sure how any of this could be possible, so just keep talking and I'll work out a plausible strategy.

Signed,
Multi-eargasmic and slightly creepy.

 

[FlyingThruLife]

Dear Lister,

I don't know who you are, I don't know your story, and I don't know what hardships you might currently be experiencing.

I do know however that I care about you. I don't care about your gender, I don't care about your likes and dislikes, I care about you as a person.
I hope you are able to find happiness.
I hope that the little things in life can bring you some joy.
I hope you realize that even though it may not feel like it, you bring joy into other's hearts.
You've helped shape this amazing world that we live in, and it is a brighter place because it has you in it.
You are loved, and this too shall pass.

Have a fantastic weekend.

Signed, a fellow human

 

[asian2015]

Dear Litster
Thanks for that great laugh.

Dear all other litsters,
Happy Sunday!


Signed,
Me

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Dear Younger Lake,

Thank you dude...thank you SO fucking much. The file was there, the name made sense, and so today, you didn't have to spend 10 min finding that stupid number that you make yourself find once a year.....

Signed,
Older, and apparently slightly wiser...Lake.

 

[Indie]

Dear Younger Lake,

Thank you dude...thank you SO fucking much. The file was there, the name made sense, and so today, you didn't have to spend 10 min finding that stupid number that you make yourself find once a year.....

Signed,
Older, and apparently slightly wiser...Lake.

Dear Younger Lake,

I know Older Lake is taken, but are you single?

Love,
Still Youngish Indie

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Dear Younger Lake,

I know Older Lake is taken, but are you single?

Love,
Still Youngish Indie

Dear Still Young Indie (who will still be quite young tomorrow...and even after your day).,

Younger Lake had periods of being quite available....
But I would warn you away from him. Back in 2017/2018 when he last really hung around here he was a fuckin' mess. Made a mess of things....
Seriously, you were better off without him.

Signed,
Older and definitely not a mess, Lake.

 

[Noor]

Dear Litster,
Wow, what a long strange trip this has been so far. I’m liking this part of the journey very much.

 

[LostGirlTink]

Dear Litsters
I don’t know what to talk about
~watching from the sidelines litster

 

[sno_22]

Dear Litsters
I don’t know what to talk about
~watching from the sidelines litster

Dear sideline litster
welcome
Have some popcorn.

 

[SassySheDevil]

Dear Litsters
I don’t know what to talk about
~watching from the sidelines litster

Dear Lost.

I think you just need to find your groove again. You were always well loved and enjoyed. Don't forget that.

-Me

 

[beachbaby179]

Dear Litster,
Look out the window. The moon is beautiful tonight. And for just a moment, we'll be together marveling at it.

Love, moongazing Litster

 

[cascadiabound]

Dear Lost.

I think you just need to find your groove again. You were always well loved and enjoyed. Don't forget that.

-Me

Dear Lost
Sassy is right.

~another girl who sometimes gets lost





(@LostGirlTink)

 

[ydahecnot]

Dear Litster,

It's not a cult.
I did dodge a bullet, thankfully.
She's not vanilla ... quite the opposite.

Litster,

Don’t know you from Adam, but the old-school baseball fan in me loves the username.

Litster

 

[aexoticgrl]

Dear Lister,

You’re missed but not forgotten. I wish we could’ve been real friends.

You were my favorite imaginary friend.

 

[BadAmy]

Dear Litster,

There is an entire section of this forum supremely dedicated to your unique proclivities.

It's rather expansive, enlightening and has tremendous people in it.

Give it a try.

Signed,
The Sacrosanctum Concilium

 

[beachbaby179]

Dear Deacon Voss,

It's been 2 years since you left us. Sometimes it seems like forever, but I can still hear your voice. That last phone call haunts me. So much left unsaid. I miss you. Life is good now, and I wish you were here to share it with. You should be here.

 

[ToPleaseHim]

Dear Litster,

Maybe step away from the forum for a little break rather than doing whatever it is you are doing. If I were on the receiving end of the notifications of obsessive heart reactions (publicly visible on your profile) on posts going back for months, I would bolt at the . And then angry reacts (Also publicly visible on your profile) with the person with whom you appear to have a falling out with? Just walk away, right?

I can also see all of the deleted posts and the petty report, which are not publicly visible, but they just complete the picture. Take a break. Walk away. Take care of you.

Written with positive intent.

 

[Lady_Libra_]

Dear Lister,
Happy New Year

 

[barefootgirl69]

Dear @Latinloverboy6969 -

There's no need for you to message me (and, then, lock the message so I can't reply) about the stuff that gets you off because I'm not interested. Just watch what you do in that forum when you use your imagination and write, because it will get moved/deleted if necessary.

~ bfg ~

 

[Chillygirl]

Dear Litsters,

You both really played me. Lesson learned I guess.

 

[Latinloverboy6969]

Dear Litsters,

You both really played me. Lesson learned I guess.

Don't understand baby how u doing

 

[ToPleaseHim]

Don't understand baby how u doing

This felt like an appropriate reply here? Yikes.

Also, I don’t answer PMs like the one you sent me. Further, it sounds like you’re sending them to lots of folks. Insincerity doesn’t get folks very far here.

 

[StillRain]

Dear @InThe312

Thank you for being you.

Just when I felt like love was not my story anymore, there you were climbing the walls I had built for myself, and making yourself right at home.

You have been the catalyst for so many changes in who I believe myself to be, what I want from the rest of my life, and what I am willing to settle for, and I am so very thankful for that shift.

You’re kindness, warmth, humour (except the dad jokes), sex appeal, good looks, diddle fingers, generosity, taste in women (me of course), serenading skills, and the way you love me are all beyond compare.

Thank you for taking a chance on this goofy wild crazy Aussie and not letting a small thing like a vast ocean get in the way. Thank you for the good times, not giving up in the hard times, for coming to me, for letting me come to you, and for our first Ameristraliamas.

I love you big. Bigger than my heartbags and they’re real big.

Svettie
xx