Dear Litster...

[kendra1980]

Dear Missing Litster,

I miss your gorgeous ass. No, not missed it, MISS it.

 

[Razzbeary]

Dear I-will-also-accept-underwear-pics-as-a-bribe-thread-partner-of-DB Litster,

Hmmm.. I didn't realize both of you were accepting bribes..
I shall have to keep that in mind if I am need to try for a sneaky point.. or two.. or three....

 

[MollyDolly]

Dear Litster,

Your taste in cowboy wear is questionable. I'm sorry, but it is. Assless chaps? Good gravy! That isn't sexy at all!

Why isn't there a vomit smiley on here? hehe

Signed,

Miss Molly of the Questionable Taste Also, Just Not of the Assless Chaps Variety

 

[denali]

Dear Litser

Sometimes I wish I was an artist or lyricist so I could express just how I feel, in a way that feels more eloquent than mere words.
But as I'm not, I'll just say....................









ah fuckin luv u hen

 

[lovemonster]

Dear I-will-also-accept-underwear-pics-as-a-bribe-thread-partner-of-DB Litster,

Hmmm.. I didn't realize both of you were accepting bribes..
I shall have to keep that in mind if I am need to try for a sneaky point.. or two.. or three....

Dear Sneaky-point-searching Litster,

I didn't specify the bribes had to be underwear.

Chocolate is good too.

 

[Gracie29]

Dear Litster,

I'm officially on strike.

No sleep until I hear from you.

 

[e-trance action]

Dear Proletarian Litster,

Something to entertain you during your work stoppage-I think it's well-chosen for you and your coterie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3_Q96eJr1k

Good luck in your struggle.

 

[Gracie29]

Dear Sweetheart of a Litster,

There are so many things about that post that make me snort. And I started to get a wee bit outraged, but then I clicked on the link . . . and now I'm just smilin'. And possibly distracted for the rest of the day.

Thank you

 

[mark197205]

Dear Litster,

get some sleep ya cutie!!

 

[Gracie29]

Dear Litster,

My strike stands!!!!

 

[kendra1980]

Dear you know I can take whatever you say and make it naughty lister,

I think you like it.

Your ass is so going to be publicly groped.

Towel, or, no towel, hallway cameras or not...yeah...you know what I'm talking about. BRING IT!


ILY too, sweetestP

 

[mark197205]

Dear Litster,

Expect to get picketed!!

 

[Gracie29]

Dear Litster,

What does "get pickled" even mean?

Ohhhhhh. Picketed. Snort! By whom?

 

[mark197205]

Dear Litster,

What does "get pickled" even mean?

Ohhhhhh. Picketed. Snort! By whom?

Dear Litster,

Do I have to re-educate you too

By the Union of do what Mark tells you to...

 

[Gracie29]

Dear Litster,

Do I have to re-educate you too

By the Union of do what Mark tells you to...

Dear Litster,

What do you mean "too"? What else were you plannin'?

Snort! Yeah, well, the League of Mark is Fuckin' Delusional may take issue with that.

 

[mark197205]

Dear Litster,

What do you mean "too"? What else were you plannin'?

Snort! Yeah, well, the League of Mark is Fuckin' Delusional may take issue with that.

Dear Litster,

Never you mind, at least not til you find out...

Wait til the Council for giving Gracie a spank hear about that....

 

[Gracie29]

Dear Litster,

Never you mind, at least not til you find out...

Wait til the Council for giving Gracie a spank hear about that....

Dear Litster,

You do realize not tellin' me somethin' is the greatest way to get me to harass you . . .?

Ohhhh. You didn't hear? *sighs* That particular Council was disbanded. *shrugs* I heard rumors of corruption.

 

[mark197205]

Dear Litster,

You do realize not tellin' me somethin' is the greatest way to get me to harass you . . .?

Ohhhh. You didn't hear? *sighs* That particular Council was disbanded. *shrugs* I heard rumors of corruption.

Dear Litster,

Have you considered that I want you to harrass me?

It had? well shoot!!

 

[Gracie29]

Dear Litster,

Have you considered that I want you to harrass me?

It had? well shoot!!

Dear Litster,

Er . . . no . . . isn't that a bit like shootin' yourself in the foot?

It has. *nods* Yep. I win again!

 

[denali]

Dear Brave from a distance Litser

I'll bring it - just don't squeal and cry because of "men watching the hall and elevator cameras"

 

[Gracie29]

Dear Litster,

You've no reason to trust me as you don't know me all that well, but . . .

*frowns*

I've been there. I am there.

And it's no way to live.

 

[crvygirl]

Dear Litster,

I know you think you're warning people off, but you can't help it - they are drawn despite your warnings. Just sayin'


Dear other Litster,

Why do we say "we should call" and then we never do? Why? Don't make me go listen to the perrrrrvy recordings just to know what you sound like. Don't. It's still my birthday week, and I command it.


Dear pervy Litster, and Dude Litster with the burrrrrrr,

Please, seriously....get a room. Together, for an extended period.


Dear new friend Litsters who've been gracious to me since I stopped back by,

Thank you.

 

[kendra1980]

Dear "I didn't know there were cameras in the elevator" lister,

I don't think squealing or crying is what will be happening...hmmm, maybe the squealing, depending on what you decide to BRING.

BRACE for gropage...that's all I'm sayin!

Road safety my (watching the swears) hiney! You won't even be safe in the car!!!!


Dear crved lister...

The dude lister with the burrrr, needs to get his delightful ass in gear and then what you advised will be happening. Please feel free to yell at him, poke him, or use whatever means necessary to get him moving to that end.

 

[Gracie29]

Dear Crvysnorter Litster,

Bah. They're not drawn.

And I do listen to my elders . . .

when my hearing aid battery isn't dead

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Pickle-stealin,' Picketing, Harbinger of Death Litster,

I'm here.

Go to sleep now.

Well, after you get a new mop that is

*turns quickly*

Did you hear that?

I think it's a mouse...over there.

Wha? I'm not takin' the Mickey out of you

*giggles and super huggles tight*

I missed you, you crazy offlinin' bitchardo.

Thanks for being here, just being here and giving me the peace of mind of knowing you were.

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Dear Crvyalicious BikeButt Litster,

I'm coming to an unsuspecting phone near you.

MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

And i'll be expecting updates

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Dear Bear Tree of a Man and his Kinky Kaybutt Litsters,

*hands you a key*

That's for a room.

And the neighbouring rooms around it.

*giggles*

You know you'll be keeping the rest of us up.

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Dear PENIS travelling Litster,

Drive safe.

I'm sure the Gsnort will be happy to resume the experiments when you return.

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Dear "I Don't Get You" Litster,

*shrugs*

What can I say?

Either you do or you don't.

Maybe you should stop thinking you know what my answer will be before you've even asked the question.

Considering in most cases, you'd never get an answer anyway

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Dear Steamin' it up Litster,

Hot!

Hot!

Need ICE!

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Dear Word of the Day Litster,

As always,

the word is..

BOOB!!!

Thank you for the smile.

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Dear Sunshine Litster,

You're missed

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Dear Double V-day Litster,

You.

Me.

Our mattress room.

And Mr Greygoose.