Dear Litster...

[luv1]

Dear litster


How much is it to get a cleaner? I've just done the hoovering, dusting, washing, scrubbing, mopping, polishing, drying. I've roasted a chicken, done the shopping. Does anyone want to do the kitchen while I'm having a cup of tea? No? I'll remember that. Oh trust me. I have a very long memory......And I bear grudges....Yeah, that right. I'm going to set a grizzly on your arse.

 

[Gracie29]

Dear Litster,

Your message is comin' through loud and clear.

No worries.

 

[EnglishRoseFox]

Dear Litser

I am glad I could make your morning for you today, you kind of made mine too

*hands over the gag so you can shut me up now*

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Litster,

I believe.

Yes...even... no, especially, for you.



I believe for every drop of rain that falls
A flower grows
I believe that somewhere in the darkest night
A candle glows
I believe for everyone who goes astray, someone will come
To show the way
I believe, I believe




*huggles and whisper, I loves you*

 

[e-trance action]

Dear too small for the sequined jumpsuit, but very cute nonetheless Litster,

That's a very sweet thing you did for someone.

I promise to perjure myself in a court of law if they ever ask me to testify that you are sweet.


Now you'd better get that jumpsuit back in the glass case before someone catches you with it and has a fit!

 

[kendra1980]

DEar Lister...

I am DElirous at being DEnied the day. I miss your DElicious ass (and other stuff) and DEsire you very much.

I'll hope Wednesday is not also a DEtour day...and that the goods will be DElivered, then I'll be DElighted.

After much DEliberation, I have DEcided that I am HAF, and am DEtermined you will be DEbriefed shortly upon our next meeting.

DEcidedly yours,

K

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Tattle Tale-ing Litster,

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... she won't know I took it, if you won't tell

*slides a little note inside, "twasn't me, twas 'e"*

As to your perjuring yourself in court, I'm not really sure what that word means but I imagine it's what lands you in court for doing it in public in the first place

Now gimme a hand putting the jumpsuit back in the case would ya?

*slaps your hand as you hold the suit*

No, you can't take that. Get your own collar

 

[e-trance action]

Dear Entrapment role-playing Litster,

I wasn't reaching for the collar

She is gonna so bust you, since your fingerprints are all over the note, and the jumpsuit has your, er, ....um....trace. on it

I'll just reach down here and give you a boost up so you can put it in the case yourself.

*gropes you before popping you into the case with the suit and sets the time lock*

There, now won't she have a surprise to come back to?

and perjury is what you'll be charged with if you keep telling the court those weren't your fingers in her...unmentionables.

I love planning surprises for people-hope you enjoy them as well.

Did that meet with your anticipatory approval?

 

[Golden_Silence]

Dear I hope you're no longer feeling cranky litster..

As much as it pains me, I nearly, oh so nearly went back and accepted your offer of a 'little chat' with said sadist...

However, the problem is him and another sadist now, the other one is likeable enough, but pretty much twice the size of you and me put together

These gym goons take this shit seriously you know but the pair of them mean well and you may even thank them for the finshed result, but right now, even I want to say nasty things to them

Anyways, I hope that the PMS has taken a holiday for the rest of the month and that you will not see it for about 20 odd days and that while it is away you and I get some quality chatting time you know??

Always yours

Groaning Silence

 

[humphrey]

Dear Litster,

I hope i didn't bore you to death with my ramblings,

may we have many more glorious cold, rainy and windy mornings to look forward too,

with warm words to keep us company,

 

[Gracie29]

Dear Litster,

Damn you for knowin' that the only way to really make me listen is to use Elvis.

*sniffles* But I love you for it, too.

And you know what? That one of us believes is enough for me. I know that an unbelievable happiness is waitin' for you somewhere . . . simply because you're open to it and you never stop believin'. And there's no one else in the world that deserves it more than you.

And if you fuckin' accuse me of linin' you, I will do some serious damage to you, bitchardo.

Thank you. For everything. For believin'. For knowin' what I'm thinkin' or feelin' even when I can't say it. For your freakin' psychic moments. For gettin' me. And never leavin' no matter how difficult I am.

xoxo,
Gracie

P.S. You and the medical science experiment need to get your damned hands off the suit. Just sayin'.

 

[EnglishRoseFox]

Dear Litster

I read it in bed last night. It made my lady bits feel funny. I liked it I'm glad you are my friend

 

[e-trance action]

Dear depersonalizing Litster,

Normally by now I'd have told you to knock that crap off, but you watch the "real" Jungle Book (and therefore must be ok) so I'm laughing about it instead.

a refreshing change actually

Hope it's a good week for you and mini Elvis.

 

[Gracie29]

Dear Newly Personalized Cause I'm So Nice Litster,

I think it'd be funny if you told me to knock it off, but . . . oops, I probably wouldn't be able to hear ya cause I've got "Bare Necessities" at top volume here. *sighs* Can you imagine if Elvis had sung this?

Keep smilin'. It's good for you.

Hope you have a fantastic week and feel somewhat relieved that I've taken you off the medical experiment list

 

[Gracie29]

Dear Litster,

Bah.

That's all.

I can't say what I'm really thinkin' right now.

Fucker.

,
Gracie

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

funny
i was thinking the SAME thing
weird

 

[Gracie29]

Dear Eloquently Speakin' Litster,

Don't you dare accuse me of bein' psychic.

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

dear snorty fun litster
odd though
doncha think?
we thought that same EXACT thing?

 

[Gracie29]

Dear I'm Gonna Love You Forever For Postin' Elvis videos Litster,

*sighs* Not really.

You see, I don't have enough brainpower of my own so I tend to tap into others'

 

[Golden_Silence]

Dear Temptress Litster

I miss your soooooooo much

 

[denali]

Dear Litser

I hope your time has flown by and I thank you most deeply for the photographs.
I have indeed studied them carefully (and repeatedly) - all except the last one, as I'm exceedingly comfortable with that concept and situation.
Whilst they are all exceptionally inviting, and truth be told, every one of them has it's own attractions and invitation, I feel especially drawn to Number 3, or was it Number 1 or possibly Number 5. If that seems to imply that Numbers 2, 4 and 6 fail in any way, that would be a false assumption. They are all wonderful, enticing and most of all HAF

 

[kendra1980]

DEar Picture Perusing Litster,

I am so glad that you enjoyed the photographs, and that they produced the desired effect, of which I had evidence of this very evening.

Due to the resounding success of this project, I am encouraged to continue my photographic pursuits. I shall endeavoUr to send you new material, this week, and look forward to the ensuing report of their success.

I aim to please...and I look forward at your aims tomorrow, as I know they are on the same high standard as my own. You do good work!

In other words, BRING IT! I'm ready, very willing, and will be waiting.

 

[MollyDolly]

Dear Litster,

Make that money, don't let it make you



*adjusts gold lame hot pants*

Signed,

A "Lady"

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Music Suggesting Litster,

I have received the list, and while the list was so long it made my head hurt (who knew there were that many hits???), I will soon retrieve the required cd(S), and give them a listen...and join the ranks of the converted.

I sure love you a freaking LOT!

 

[Gracie29]

Dear "I Liked The Monkees. Does That Count?" Litster,

I never said they were hits

That's just the beginnin' of my favorites.

Just be glad I didn't send you a list of youtube links.