Dear Litster...

[Kylan]

Dear Sexy Finger In Panties Literonian,

Why you are a poetic vision of womanhood and child bearing parts.

Just your presence has brightened my day

A million thanks...no a hundred...oh dear, i forget which one is more.

Nevermind. *insert line here*

Oh, how neato!

~ Someone attempting to post like me by trying to piece together metaphors and using adjectives in different ways.

~ It's kind of like watching someone tear up a side-walk with head-butts.

 

[asian_princess]

Oh, how neato!

~ Someone attempting to post like me by trying to piece together metaphors and using adjectives in different ways.

~ It's kind of like watching someone tear up a side-walk with head-butts.

*snorts Scarlet O'Graciesnorterlike*

*and runs away*

 

[e-trance action]

Dear peachy-keen Litster,

That's the funniest fuckin' analogy I've read in some time.

Sorry if I offended your sensibilities with the "f" word.

 

[southerntierguy]

tra-la-la, tra-la-laaaaaaah!

*clears throat*
*focuses on funny writing*

Oh, how neato!

~ Someone attempting to post like me by trying to piece together metaphors and using adjectives in different ways.

~ It's kind of like watching someone tear up a side-walk with head-butts.

yes, but you have to admit, the side-walk is now torn!

now my head hurts

*quaffs freely*

all better!

tra-la-la ...

*huggles way out of thread*

 

[asian_princess]

tra-la-la, tra-la-laaaaaaah!

*clears throat*
*focuses on funny writing*



yes, but you have to admit, the side-walk is now torn!

now my head hurts

*quaffs freely*

all better!

tra-la-la ...

*huggles way out of thread*

QUAFFER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[southerntierguy]

Dear Huggling Quaffmeister Litster,

a.k.a. me,

how's it going?

great!​

you seem to be out of control today.

that's funny! mom said something like that, though the word "mind" seems to be ... I forget what I was going to say​

you seem like you'd be a fun person to hang out with.

I made Graciesnort think bad things ... so I stopped on the way home for a littel, litle, litttttle, some refreshment​

she'll forgive you.

us. and no she won't​

sure she will

you didn't see what I did​

oh.

tra-la-la, la-la ... wait, I think I've heard this song before​

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Butthead Litster,

Time to go back to the pumpkin patch now.

You're annoying the HYE-ers.

And that's MY job.



*pats your buttocks*

Nice

 

[Gracie29]

Dear Bitchardo Litster,

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Thank you

I loves you.

Gonna miss you

 

[Guest]

Dear Litster

I'm sure you think you have everyone fooled with your amazingly intellectual literary character name. You haven't.

And if you take the 'o' out of his title... you have exactly what you are matey. Of they first order.

 

[sasebrats]

Dear furry detective Litster,

Must I remind you too?? You forgot one special word.

Signed,

Glad to be here to remind you litster

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Rumpeled Litster,

My goodness, what a day!




Dear I Told you So Litster,

I did!



Dear I'll Do You Litster,

You may have to!!!

 

[Guest]

Dear furry detective Litster,

Must I remind you too?? You forgot one special word.

Signed,

Glad to be here to remind you litster

Dear Glad to be here to remind me Litster

Maybe you could tell me what that word is?

Signed

Flummoxed, headachey, Bear-Litster.

 

[Gracie29]

Dear Bitchardo Appysnort Litster,

Thank you for bein' here tonight to absorb the worry, the fear and everything else that always comes with me about to get on a plane. The non-packin', the nervous energy, etc . . .

Thank you for linin' me and lovin' me just the way I am - and for settin' me straight with fear tactics when I say I don't wanna be the way I am anymore.

Oh. And just so you know? If cashin' in my Starbucks cards were possible? *nods* I'd do it all over again for you.

I loves you ,
Graciesnort

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Flying Expert Litster,

*smiles* You're gonna be just fine.

*nods*

I said it, so it must be so.

And if you get scared, do this role play... your seat mate's arm? Is like a scratching post, and you, a little kitty discovering her claws *giggles*.

His screams will distract you from the bumpy landing, I promise.

I'll be thinking of you... when I trawl the fair for funnel cakes, tomorrow.

Meet ya back here in a few days.

And remember...just be you. That's all she needs. Trust me, if anyone...I'd know.

Loves you, honey.

 

[MollyDolly]

Dear Litster,

You are such a wonderful, interesting, caring, funny person. Thank you for choosing to share your time and yourself with me- I love every minute of it



Doll

 

[Lorilei]

Dear Sexy, Sweet, Imaginative Litster,

I lust for you. Lots. And lots. And then lots more.

I hope that's ok.

 

[e-trance action]

Dear Litster,

I will help you get to know others on here as I said I would-I just need to be on here at the same time as you.

 

[koalabear]

Dear Sexy, Sweet, Imaginative Litster,

I lust for you. Lots. And lots. And then lots more.

I hope that's ok.

sure I don't mind......

 

[tabitha_benoit]

Dear Litster,

I miss chatting with you. (Sigh)

Tabitha

 

[Lorilei]

Dear Hard Core Adorable Litster,

I want you so much that sometimes I forget to breathe when we're talking.

 

[Gracie29]

Dear Litster,

Thank you for the oncomin' traffic threat.

Except . . . it backfired.

I just miss you more.

,
Graciesnort

 

[Bastardoooooo]

Dear Carnie-swilling Litster,

I've got your funnel cake right here!

 

[Gracie29]

Dear Bastardoooooo Litster,

I'm still waitin' on my foot-long

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Bastardoooooo Litster,

I'm still waitin' on my foot-long

Um....Dear litster,

Snort...

 

[ElBastardo]

Dear Size Queen Litster,

Would you prefer some hot sauce to go along with your footlong?