Dear Litster...

[Gracie29]

Um....Dear litster,

Snort...

Dear Snortin' Litster,

You didn't see me just say that.

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Snortin' Litster,

You didn't see me just say that.

Dear illusionist litster,

Unless APpy has not only stolen your av, but you identity, I do believe you are... mistaken

 

[Gracie29]

Dear Size Queen Litster,

Would you prefer some hot sauce to go along with your footlong?

Dear Head of the Bastardo Clan,

I'm gonna guess you're not talkin' about mustard?

 

[ElBastardo]

Hmmm, yes, I could taste you off my moustache!

 

[asian_princess]

Dear What State am I in?... other than confusion Litster,

You can't make meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!



*stands idly next to you, waiting for incoming traffic*

 

[Gracie29]

Dear Gets Too Much Enjoyment Outta My Pain Litster,

I just did

Oy. Can't we just try the fridge experiment instead?

I promise it's not just cause I want you to clean it out.

 

[asian_princess]

Dear I'll Give You What You Want Just To Prove You Don't Want It Litster,

Meanie.

No you've done the fridge thing, and Momma's got enough reason to be pissed at you

And no, i'm not doing the Hall closet experiment either!

Get over it!

Ike not coming to visit you!

 

[Gracie29]

Dear Miss Wordy McWord Litster,

You started it!

I tried to start the fridge thing, it was aborted due to the whole motherly stance of "You're not allowed to suffocate your brother."

What about the attic?

*gasp!* You've gone too far! *pinch*

 

[kendra1980]

Dearest Handsome, heading north Litster that makes my heart race...

I sure hope the truck guy gets it together.

and I'm off to dream of you.

You make me glow...in so many, oh so nice, ways.

ILY PWD...and always will

Your K

 

[Bastardoooooo]

Dear cameraless Litster,

Next time bring along a photog to properly catalog the event. No matter how brief it was, said photog would have a speed shutter. Or was it shudder? No, that was yours!

 

[Gracie29]

Dear Tearin' Up the Loveseat Litster,

I sincerely doubt the photog would've had enough time to turn the camera on

 

[e-trance action]

Dear ellipsis wielding Litster,

Thanks for your ass...

istance-I didn't need a drink today.

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Music Man Litster,

I have been spending some time this afternoon, while chillaxin, listening to some Bloodhound Gang...laughing my ass off.

As stated in the 'what music are you listening to now' thread. I do believe, dear Sir, you have totally polluted me

I like it.

 

[e-trance action]

Dear Music Man Litster,

I have been spending some time this afternoon, while chillaxin, listening to some Bloodhound Gang...laughing my ass off.

As stated in the 'what music are you listening to now' thread. I do believe, dear Sir, you have totally polluted me

I like it.

Dear assless Litster,

I just have to ask-which songs of theirs do you like best?

 

[Gracie29]

Dear Litster,

I shouldn't have taken the bait and should've seen that thread for what it is.

I apologize. Next time I'll just walk away.

 

[kendra1980]

Dear assless Litster,

I just have to ask-which songs of theirs do you like best?

Dear Bloodhound Curious Litster,

The only song I've heard of theirs before...The Bad Touch.

so...what do you suggest...you can pollute me too

(not so big on Screwing You On the Beach At Night...no, not you E...the song )

 

[e-trance action]

Dear made me open iTunes and YouTube Litster

For wordplay I find "Mope" to be very funny (click here to hear the intro cut off from the video version)

For mocking religion I like Hell Yeah

For mocking the porn industry The Ballad of Chasey Lain is always a hoot

Finally there is also Yummy Down on This, although I find the sound effects on the bridge to leave something to be desired-the Happy Days comments are funny enough in themselves to risk it.

That playlist should either make you laugh lots K, or cause you to iggy me

 

[kendra1980]

Dear made me open iTunes and YouTube Litster

For wordplay I find "Mope" to be very funny (click here to hear the intro cut off from the video version)

For mocking religion I like Hell Yeah

For mocking the porn industry The Ballad of Chasey Lain is always a hoot

Finally there is also Yummy Down on This, although I find the sound effects on the bridge to leave something to be desired-the Happy Days comments are funny enough in themselves to risk it.

That playlist should either make you laugh lots K, or cause you to iggy me

Dear I Didn't Make You Do Anything You Didn't Want To Do Litster,

"you've had a lot of dick
I've had a lot of time
You've had a lot of dick cheese
but you ain't had mine?"

LOL

Seriously, that has me laughing hard here.

Yep...you are now also a spoiler of innocents (hey! yes I am) as well.

K whoisnotputtingyouoniggy

 

[e-trance action]

Dear "Your version is funnier than the original, but I'm a stickler for details" Litster

It's "You've had a lot of dick, Chasey."

E hopingimstillnotoniggy

 

[kendra1980]

Dear "Your version is funnier than the original, but I'm a stickler for details" Litster

It's "You've had a lot of dick, Chasey."

E hopingimstillnotoniggy

Dear my Version IS Better Litster!

if you listen to that while multitasking, there is no telling what you'll hear~

Did it make you laugh? If so, I don't care how wrong it was...lol

K whohasonly3peopleoniggy,you'ssafe

 

[e-trance action]

Dear "it made me laugh almost as much as yesterday's blurt" Litster

It made me laugh almost as much as yesterday's blurt

Hope you enjoy the others as much

e whohasonlyonepersononiggyperhapsishouldbranchout

 

[kendra1980]

Dear "it made me laugh almost as much as yesterday's blurt" Litster

It made me laugh almost as much as yesterday's blurt

Hope you enjoy the others as much

e whohasonlyonepersononiggyperhapsishouldbranchout

Dear Don't you Dare Branch Out With Me Litser...

Don't you dare!

I'm gonna have to watch myself around you!!!!!

Kwhocangiveyoualistofiggyworthyifyouneedhelp

 

[e-trance action]

Dear "who's self-checking in their panties would I laugh at if I iggy'd you" Litster

Who's..... aw, it's up there *points*

e noworriesittookalotformetoiggythispersondontthinkyoudeverdothesamethingandnowimgoingtocontinuejusttoseeifyoureadtotheendofthisifyoudothenpmmeandwecanlaughtogetheraboutit

 

[kendra1980]

Dear "who's self-checking in their panties would I laugh at if I iggy'd you" Litster

Who's..... aw, it's up there *points*

e noworriesittookalotformetoiggythispersondontthinkyoudeverdothesamethingandnowimgoingtocontinuejusttoseeifyoureadtotheendofthisifyoudothenpmmeandwecanlaughtogetheraboutit

Ah, Dear Gets His Jollies at My Expense Litster...

I'm glad I bring you such utter glee.

*off to pm E*

K whorefusestobeanythngbutherself,sothere!

 

[e-trance action]

Dear "how quickly she forgets the day someone else was herself as well" Litster

I wouldn't want you any other way-it's rare the person who can make me laugh that much-if you were to start trying who knows what might happen to me

e nomatterhowmuchilaughihaveagreatdealofrespectforthosewhocanfunctioningaelicsinceimpartirish