Dear Litster...

[koalabear]

dear one of the seven dwarfs.

see snow white about nursing.

Signed,
lending a helping hand

 

[Wings27]

Dear Your hand is in the wrong place, Litster

Snow White is a whore who does not like women. She is of no use to me.

Signed,
Disgruntled Litster

 

[koalabear]

Dear Your hand is in the wrong place, Litster

Snow White is a whore who does not like women. She is of no use to me.

Signed,
Disgruntled Litster

dear wonder slut bitchy litster,

she likes my hand there.

signed
cave explorer

 

[Wings27]

Dear Adventure Man Litster,

Would you like a spelunking cap?

Signed,
I'm not fucking bitchy so bite my ass Litster

 

[koalabear]

Dear Adventure Man Litster,

Would you like a spelunking cap?

Signed,
I'm not fucking bitchy so bite my ass Litster

dear liar, liar pants on fire litster,

I'm going in capless, easier to slide in that way.

signed,

I don't my head on the chair litster.

 

[Wings27]

Dear cocky litster,

Haven't you heard it's not safe to go capless?

Signed,
Concerned for your safety and STILL not bitchy Litster

 

[koalabear]

dear concerned my ass litster,

I always date the same floosie, so it is safe.

Signed,

not in my parking garage slut

 

[le_sucre]

Dear Parking Garage Fetish Litster ~

Hugs and Kisses and Lemonheads for 2009!

Best,
Sweet Litster

 

[Wings27]

Dear Judgmental Litster,

Sometimes parking garages are just irresistable.

Signed,
Wonder Slut Litster

 

[Wings27]

Dear Sweetest Litster I know,

I adore you and your sweet ass!

Signed,
Parking garage fiend and lemonhead lover

 

[TheCarver]

Dear Lister(s)

This new year will be the year that I get a lot of new ink, lose my wife, lose my home, watch my dog die, and then wander off into the woods all alone.

 

[The_gladiator]

Dear my life sounds like a country song Litster,
I hope your life goes a whole lot better than you are expecting it to go

signed
concerned litster.

 

[crvygirl]

Dear Snortalicious Litster In Absentia ~
Note: i have had WINE, and you must respond if only to reward my efforts in typing that!

I freaking miss you. Others freaking miss you. Find time to stop by or organize a pajama party!

Kisses and etc.

Me

********************
Dear Boobalicious Litster One ~

Your line-filled offlines cannot compensate for your absence. Get ye to an IM window and contact me immmmmmmediately.

More kisses and boobsmushingness,

Me
*********************
Dear Corset Loving Sista Litster ~

I am sorry I missed you this morning, and hope you will soon be back and able to chat!

Mucho kissing and no lecturing!

Me
*********************
Dear Ocean-Crossing Litster ~

I am sorry to hear of your turmoil, but glad you are smiling. As always.

hugggggs!

Me
*********************
Dear Invisible Litster ~

Always. Will that change?

Your SVSLV

 

[lovemonster]

Dear Litsters, one and all.

Happy New Year to every one of you, may 2009 be all that you wish for.

LM
x

 

[humphrey]

Dear Litsters...

Happy New Year

 

[The_gladiator]

Dear Sweetest Litster.

I'm freezing you need to get online and warm up my mind so I forget about being cold, lol. I miss your company hope you had a nice newyear, and remember I'll want the details *smiles slightly*
hhugs and kisses and best wishes,

ttired and cold litster.

 

[Golden_Silence]

Dear Litster....

Not too long ago, I was lucky enough to share a little of me, I am looking forwards to ya know.... one day at a time..

Happy Litster

 

[Wings27]

Dear tired and cold Litster,

I'm awake now, bring it on!

Signed,
Cold and wide awake Litster

 

[The_gladiator]

Dear tired and cold Litster,

I'm awake now, bring it on!

Signed,
Cold and wide awake Litster

Dear wide awake litster.
Are you offering me somewhere warm?

teasing litster.

 

[omahaman2]

Dear litsers!
Wishing you the best this coming year!
Oman and jenny litsers

 

[le_sucre]

Dear Litster ~

No more drinks for me. Ever. Again.

Signed,
Teetotaling Litster

 

[Golden_Silence]

Dear Teetotalling Litser...

Overdid it did we??

Barman Litster

 

[Wings27]

Dear Lush Litster,

I want to hear those stories!!

Love,
Nosy Amazon Litster

 

[le_sucre]

Dear Barman Litster ~

Ummmm ~ just a smidge.

Blushing Litster

 

[Golden_Silence]

Dear Blushing Litster...

Tylenol with some water.. NOT Mountain dew

Doc Litster