Dear Litster...

[le_sucre]

Dear Doc Litster,

Thanks for the advice ~ not hungover tho ~ thank heavens

Diet Mountain Dew Drinker

 

[sasebrats]

Dear Offliner Litster,

The Doobie Brothers said it best with Minute by Minute.

LYTTM!
Still gigglin' litster


PS I changed my mind, when I grow up I don't wanna be like you.

 

[le_sucre]

Dear Nosy Amazon Litster ~

Nothing to tell.

Zipped Lips Litster


Dear Litster ~

Thank you ~ I hope you warm up soon.

Off and On Litster

 

[Wings27]

Dear Liar Liar Pants on Fire Litster,

I don't believe you, but because I luff you, I'll let it go. <for now>

signed,

Magnanimous Litster

 

[calender_girl]

Dear Cums-too-soon Litster,

Seeing how it's the internet, maybe you could have just not told me and had the decency to keep going??

Annoyed, shocked, and still kinda horny litster

 

[koalabear]

dear Annoyed, shocked, and still kinda horny litster,

he has premature epostulation..........

signed,

roflmao

 

[le_sucre]

Dear Magnanimous Litster ~

So you caught me.

Signed,

Can't Lie For Anything Litster

 

[Wings27]

Dear, You're So Cute When You Blush Litster,

It's ok, secrets are good.

Signed,
One sneaky bitch

 

[le_sucre]

Dear 2nd Ass Kicker Litster ~

Thanks You're always so good to me

Never Gonna Cross You Litster

 

[Wings27]

Dear smart as hell Litster,

I see you've learned your lesson, just remember to call yourself when you say you will!

Signed,

Bewinged Litster aka...Official Ass Kicker

 

[kiba]

dear Annoyed, shocked, and still kinda horny litster,

he has premature epostulation..........

signed,

roflmao

lol second time this thread has made me laugh out loud

 

[le_sucre]

Dear Litster With Wings

I'm a fast learner.

Studious Litster

 

[calender_girl]

Dear fuzzy litster,

I finally came up with a retort but deleted the PM so I'll just it out here. Why do I need pants when I'm already wearing a skirt???

Kinda slow litster

 

[koalabear]

Dear kinda slow litster,

good to hear you don't smother your kitty.

Signed,
kitties for everyone

 

[Wings27]

Dear goofy-ass Litsters,

Why do I feel like I'm in an episode of Alf?

Signed,
Slightly Crazy Litster

 

[koalabear]

dear slightly crazy litster,

it's much more than slightly and you are Alf!

signed,

area 51 escapee

 

[Wings27]

Dear mentally deranged litster,

I only crave pussy once in a while.

Signed,

More sane than you know

 

[The_gladiator]

Dear Still left horny litster.

ccan anyone offer to help please you to make up for what he lacked?

purely selfless litster....

 

[calender_girl]

Dear selfless litster,

Thanks for the offer but someone else already took care of me.

Satisfied litster

 

[rozezwild]

Dear Litster~~

i am missing my humpies badly


signed

humpyless lover

 

[le_sucre]

Dear Litster ~

To be continued.

 

[koalabear]

Dear Lit,

take your spyware and stick it in your ass......

signed,

tired of your slow ass site.

 

[Yes_YEs_YES]

Dear New in December with only 30 something posts Litster,

Your kind of scary aren't you?

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

dear dirty litster

what you said about me....made it back to me
yeah
uhm
they only pretend to like you m kay?
click?

clique?

 

[TheCarver]

Dear Lister,

I have almost exhausted all possibilities to somehow increase the sex drive with my SO. Could you please give me some advice. She has become very limited and too narrow-minded.