Dear Litster...

[EnglishRoseFox]

Dear Litster

That finger in the pie comment actually made me blush. No....I mean I REALLY did!

English Pie Fox Litster

 

[smotherman]

Dear Litster,

I miss you

Vegas misses you


Your num nums recliner Litster

 

[Daizie]

Dear Litster,

I miss you

Vegas misses you


Your num nums recliner Litster

Dear Litster serving as my recliner,

I miss you and Vegas and the warm weather

Your freezing in Jersey Litster

 

[smotherman]

Dear Litster serving as my recliner,

I miss you and Vegas and the warm weather

Your freezing in Jersey Litster

Dear freezing in jersey Litster,

Hopefully soon you can have the warm vegas weather.

"Crossing fngers for good news"

Good night, Your recliner is going for his run.

Your num nums recliner Litster

 

[Daizie]

Dear freezing in jersey Litster,

Hopefully soon you can have the warm vegas weather.

"Crossing fngers for good news"

Good night, Your recliner is going for his run.

Your num nums recliner Litster

Dear nummy Litster aka my recliner,

Hopefully!

*crossing fingers and toes in flip flops*

Your freezing in Jersey but soon to be in Vegas Litster

 

[smotherman]

Dear nummy Litster aka my recliner,

Hopefully!

*crossing fingers and toes in flip flops*

Your freezing in Jersey but soon to be in Vegas Litster

Dear soon to be in Vegas Litster,

Keep putting pressure on the bank to move this along faster

Your nummy recliner Litster

 

[Gracie29]

Dear Litster,

You're missed.

Just sayin'.

,
Gracie

 

[MSH2]

Dear Litster,

You're missed.

Just sayin'.

,
Gracie

Dear Litster,

I'm stealing that post just for me

*flounces off, diva style*

 

[Gracie29]

Dear Litster,

I'm stealing that post just for me

*flounces off, diva style*

Dear Diva Style Litster,

Just for that?

*steals your tiara*

 

[MSH2]

Dear Diva Style Litster,

Just for that?

*steals your tiara*

Dear Thieving Bitch Litster,

That's okay, I stole that one from you in the first place

 

[Gracie29]

Dear Thieving Bitch Litster,

That's okay, I stole that one from you in the first place

Dear First Thiever Bastardo Litster,

*gasps!* Ok! Where are the heels that match?!

*taps foot impatiently*

 

[MSH2]

Dear First Thiever Bastardo Litster,

*gasps!* Ok! Where are the heels that match?!

*taps foot impatiently*

Dear Careless Litster,

No way, Bitchardo! The heels are staying!

*blocks the wardrobe*

 

[Gracie29]

Dear Careless Litster,

No way, Bitchardo! The heels are staying!

*blocks the wardrobe*

Dear Crossdressin' Litster,

How was I supposed to know you were gonna raid my closet?!

*gets the 2 x 4 ready to do some damage*

Hand over the heels and no one'll get hurt

 

[MSH2]

Dear Crossdressin' Litster,

How was I supposed to know you were gonna raid my closet?!

*gets the 2 x 4 ready to do some damage*

Hand over the heels and no one'll get hurt

Dear Clothesless Litster,

You should have been expecting it

*wields a molotov cocktail, lit*

Put down the plank and the clothes survive to see another dawn

 

[Gracie29]

Dear Clothesless Litster,

You should have been expecting it

*wields a molotov cocktail, lit*

Put down the plank and the clothes survive to see another dawn

Dear About To Get Thwacked Litster,

*shivers and looks down*

Dammit! I knew I felt a draft!

*bravely moves toward the*

. . . that's not a cocktail! You just wanted to write that pervy word!

 

[MSH2]

Dear About To Get Thwacked Litster,

*shivers and looks down*

Dammit! I knew I felt a draft!

*bravely moves toward the*

. . . that's not a cocktail! You just wanted to write that pervy word!

Dear Dirty Minded Litster,

Just because it has the word Cock in it, doesnt mean its a dirty word. And who's calling who a perv, Perv?

 

[smotherman]

Dear Litster,

Thanks for the smile!

 

[Wings27]

Dear You,

Yeah, YOU! Umm, thanks, and umm, yeah. weeee!

Me.

 

[MollyDolly]

Dear Litster,

Beware of Valentines mail bombs!

 

[Gracie29]

Dear Crvysnorter Litster,

I'm gonna have to teach you how to relax, aren't I?

Thank you again for the chat the other night.

I've missed you and now you can look forward to many more annoyin' offlines in the near future comin' to an IM window near you



Um . . . talk soon? I've gotta head to work in a bit.

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

dear snorty
i missed you

 

[Gracie29]

Dear Baked Goods Litster,

I missed you, too

{{{{{{{Ali}}}}}}}}

Stayin' outta trouble?

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

dear much missed snorty
noooo
can't/shan't stay outta trouble
it finds me



were you away searching for the Holy Grail?

 

[Gracie29]

dear much missed snorty
noooo
can't/shan't stay outta trouble
it finds me



were you away searching for the Holy Grail?

Dear Magnet for Trouble Litster,

I'm sincerely relieved to hear it.

It would rock my world too much if I discovered that Ali and Trouble were no longer synonymous

*sighs* How I wish I could tell you I was away on a mission of such importance. However, the truth is . . . I got locked in the storeroom at Starbucks and they only just now decided to let me out

 

[denali]

Dear Litser

I've been thinking of you every day.

I hope you kept out of trouble, out of the sun, - looking forward to seeing you out of clothes too!

I hope Hi Ho was nice.