MSH2
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Iyou.
Dear loving Litster,
Can I please have some cyber?
*braces* It'll be the closest I've gotten to nookie in months. Desperate times call for desperate measures
Dear Litster...
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Dear loving Litster,
Can I please have some cyber?
*braces* It'll be the closest I've gotten to nookie in months. Desperate times call for desperate measures
Lorilei
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asian_princess
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Dear
-ing Litster, Right back atcha.
*hugglegropes to distract from the mushy moment*
Dear Cutting In Line Litster,
Oi! Get in line, MishMash!!!
Some of us have been waiting for longer than you!
MSH2
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Dear angry litster,
Hope I didnt offend
What's the world coming to when a guy cant even get kicked in the nuts any more? *sniffles
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Dear angry litster,
Hope I didnt offend
What's the world coming to when a guy cant even get kicked in the nuts any more? *sniffles
*hug*
MSH2
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Right back atcha.
*hugglegropes to distract from the mushy moment*
Dear Cutting In Line Litster,
Oi! Get in line, MishMash!!!
Some of us have been waiting for longer than you!
Dear bossy Litster,
Make me
MSH2
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*hugs* If there's anything I can do that'll help, just let me know
Although on second consideration, being a nutkneeing target might be excluded
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Dear bossy Litster,
Make me
Dear No-Nookie Litster,
*doesn't kick you in the nuts*
Ner ner
MSH2
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Dear No-Nookie Litster,
*doesn't kick you in the nuts*
Ner ner
Dear Evil Bitch Litster
*gasp* You evil bitch!!!
asian_princess
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Dear Evil Bitch Litster
*gasp* You evil bitch!!!
Dear Lining Litster,
LINER!!!!
*lifts left leg, and puts it back, lifts right leg..and shakes it all about... does the hokey pokey and still doesn't kick you in the nuts!*
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Dear Lining Litster,
LINER!!!!
*lifts left leg, and puts it back, lifts right leg..and shakes it all about... does the hokey pokey and still doesn't kick you in the nuts!*
Dear misinformed litster,
That's not a line, a line goes like this "If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?"
And I dont recall anyone getting kicked in the nuts during the hokey kokey, although it would have made it a lot more fun, assuming it wasnt you wheezing and squeeking on the floor
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Dear misinformed litster,
That's not a line, a line goes like this "If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?"
And I dont recall anyone getting kicked in the nuts during the hokey kokey, although it would have made it a lot more fun, assuming it wasnt you wheezing and squeeking on the floor
Dear Wheezing and Squeaking Litster,
You sound like you've played naked twister with me
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Dear Wheezing and Squeaking Litster,
You sound like you've played naked twister with me
Dear image forming litster,
Only in my wildest fantasies
MSH2
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Dear Troublemakin' Appysnort Litster,
I'm not oozin' nothin'!
*glares*
Dear Glaring Litster,
Damn, but you're sexy when you're angry
Dear Glaring Litster,
Damn, but you're sexy when you're angry
Dear Three Strikes, You're Out Litster,
I'm not gonna kick ya in the nuts, either!
asian_princess
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Dear image forming litster,
Only in my wildest fantasies
Dear Fantasising Litster,
*looks around* That explains why Boy George is here, pulling on a glove
Dear Troublemakin' Appysnort Litster,
I'm not oozin' nothin'!
*glares*
Dear Grumpy Ooze-infested Graciesnort,
I didn't make you do it!
I'm just observing!!
*runs away from the grump ooze*
Dear Grumpy Ooze-infested Graciesnort,
I didn't make you do it!
I'm just observing!!
*runs away from the grump ooze*
Dear Obviously Projectin' Cause All I Said Was *Huggles* Litster,
I'm not grumpy, dammit!
But go on and keep accusin' me of oozin'.
Maybe it'll make people stay away today
asian_princess
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Dear Obviously Projectin' Cause All I Said Was *Huggles* Litster,
I'm not grumpy, dammit!
But go on and keep accusin' me of oozin'.
Maybe it'll make people stay away today
Dear Ooozes So Much Grump Even Just A Simple Huggles Is Grumpy Litster,
Not if they're coming close to accuse you of TMI, Oozer
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Dear Three Strikes, You're Out Litster,
I'm not gonna kick ya in the nuts, either!
Dear Meanie Litster,
What does a man have to do around here to get kicked in the nuts?
MSH2
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Dear Fantasising Litster,
*looks around* That explains why Boy George is here, pulling on a glove
Dear Grumpy Ooze-infested Graciesnort,
I didn't make you do it!
I'm just observing!!
*runs away from the grump ooze*
Dear looking litster,
Does it also explain Martika in a nurses outfit or is that me?
Dear Ooozes So Much Grump Even Just A Simple Huggles Is Grumpy Litster,
Not if they're coming close to accuse you of TMI, Oozer
Dear Secretly Loves to Hear About the TMI Litster,
How can a freakin' huggles be grumpy?!
Dude. Don't make me break out the ring pops again.
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Dear Secretly Loves TMI-ing To Shock Innocent APpysnort Litster,
Dude.
Keep your sticky fingerchin to yourself.
And your complaints that things are never big enough.
Dear Innocent, My Ass Litster,
You're totally twistin' things around!
I didn't make that broad of a statement.
I said the ring pops are never big enough!
I loves you, you perv.
And maybe I am a wee bit grumpy . . .
But it hasn't even begun to start oozin' yet.
asian_princess
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Dear Ass May be Innocent, But The Rest Of You Isn't Litster,
I distinctly remember being the sentence being "It's not big enough". I see no mention of Ring Pops. Which, are really just trial version of Phallipops. Bet you won't be complaining about the size of them
I loves you, too, size queen. Ooze and all.
And you are.
But it's justified.
*hands you an icecream scoop so we can go eye gouging* You promised!
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