Dear Litster...

[Gracie29]

Dear Ass May be Innocent, But The Rest Of You Isn't Litster,

I distinctly remember being the sentence being "It's not big enough". I see no mention of Ring Pops. Which, are really just trial version of Phallipops. Bet you won't be complaining about the size of them

I loves you, too, size queen. Ooze and all.

And you are.

But it's justified.

*hands you an icecream scoop so we can go eye gouging* You promised!

Dear Obviously Doesn't Know Me That Well Litster,

Innocent from the tips of my toes to the top of my head, I am.

Oy. You're takin' it out of context. Of course I meant the ring pop, seein' as that's what we were discussin', you perv.

*sighs happily* Eye gougin'.

Maybe you do know me well.

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Invisible and Lurking Litster,

Regardless of what others may or may not think...

You have such a wonderfully big heart, and are truly good medicine for me.

Everything you said today...despite being blunt, despite being ultra direct, was needed, and twas good to hear.

You do good work.

ILY MM. Thank you sweet man.

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Obviously Doesn't Know Me That Well Litster,

Innocent from the tips of my toes to the top of my head, I am.

Oy. You're takin' it out of context. Of course I meant the ring pop, seein' as that's what we were discussin', you perv.

*sighs happily* Eye gougin'.

Maybe you do know me well.

Dear Ready To Burst Litster,

Go for it.

You know what I mean.

*huggles and slips extra eye gougers into your pocket*

 

[Gracie29]

Dear Ready To Burst Litster,

Go for it.

You know what I mean.

*huggles and slips extra eye gougers into your pocket*

Dear Always Supportive No Matter What Litster,

You always take care of me.

I loves you.

Check back later . . .

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Always Supportive No Matter What Litster,

You always take care of me.

I loves you.

Check back later . . .

Dear Calling Me A Sports Bra Litster,

I gotta, who else is gonna be there for me

I loves you.

Got it.

 

[Gracie29]

Dear "I Didn't Deserve It" Litster,

You did.

You do.

It's been quite obvious that you chose to indulge in a completely different kind of self-reflection than the one you so desperately need.

It seems that in your quest to be beloved by all . . . or is that just the men? . . . you don't care who you hurt. But, of course, it's never your fault, right? That's just the way you are. You supposedly don't realize what you're doin'. I think that's the way it's played out, right? You, of course, are the real victim that needs to be protected in every situation - even some that don't concern you.

You've obviously accomplished what you set out to do . . . do you really need to keep drivin' the knife further and further? You can't just keep yourself concerned with your own affairs and leave people alone?

 

[smotherman]

Dear Litster,

Thank you for the good news. You made my night.

Smiling from ear to ear Litster

 

[MollyDolly]

Dear Litster,

I'm going to absolutely rock your world

Now, if we could only find some time together

Your Very Eager Lister Gal

 

[Daizie]

Dear Litster,

Thank you for the good news. You made my night.

Smiling from ear to ear Litster

Dear smiling from ear to ear Litster,

This has been a long time coming! It made my night too.

Happily packing Litster

 

[smotherman]

Dear smiling from ear to ear Litster,

This has been a long time coming! It made my night too.

Happily packing Litster

Dear happily packing Litster,

Very long time coming! Very soon.

Happy Litster

 

[Daizie]

Dear Happy Litster,

A movie night could be sooner than you think.

Future West Coaster

 

[smotherman]

Dear Happy Litster,

A movie night could be sooner than you think.

Future West Coaster

Dear Future West Coaster,

I can't wait! You can pick out the movie.

On cloud 9 Litster

 

[Daizie]

Dear Future West Coaster,

I can't wait! You can pick out the movie.

On cloud 9 Litster

Dear Cloud 9 Litster,

I'll bring the movie, you bring the popcorn.

LV resident-in-training

 

[sirgary]

Dear impatient Litster...


.....now I have what you needed........

..oh well..!..

Sir

 

[lovemonster]

Dear Litster,

Do you really think things could come together this time?

Are the stars in alignment?

Your Not Too Optimistic Litster.
x

 

[omahaman2]

Dear Litser
for you,

http://www.global-b2b-network.com/direct/dbimage/50329753/Study_Remote_Control.jpg

even with march madness on!

 

[Lorilei]

Dear Litser
for you,

http://www.global-b2b-network.com/direct/dbimage/50329753/Study_Remote_Control.jpg

even with march madness on!

That's Love-with-a-capital-L right there!

 

[omahaman2]

Dear 13 litser

No man is worth your tears, and the one who is wouldnt make you cry.
oman

 

[Lorilei]

Dear 13 litser

No man is worth your tears, and the one who is wouldnt make you cry.
oman

Dear Sweetie Litster,

Thank you, plus a big smooch on the cheek. I'm fine, really, I just talk too much, but thank you for caring.

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Litsters,

I mass DL-ing.

Cos it’s my DL and I’ll mass DL if I wanna.

Also.

I dwunks.

==

Dear Sweet Bare Booty Princess LeiLei Litster,

Hangs in there.

It gets better.

And sometimes, it gets worse…and in those moments, I recommend…eye gouging *nods*

And remember, *pokes you in the chest* everything you need to move on, is in there.

*hugglegropes*

==

Dear Can-Can Kicked In The Nuts Litster,

Don't I know you from somewhere?

==

Dear Nipple Tweaking Boyssucks Hating Litster,

BOOB!

In the beginning was the word, and that was it.

That is all.

*also hands you an eye gouger for the boyssuck missing moments*

==

Dear Bootylicious, And Even MORE, BOOBALICIOUS Litster,

It’s official.

You’re a tease.

You lured us into the threesome and then you left.

To make up for it: next week - you, me, Gsnort, respective bottles of wine, rum and gin, an IM conference window, drunken typos …and a whole lotta silly girly nonsense that has us screaming “Perv!” “ADD” and “TMI” at each other.

But before then…take a little time for you. Running yourself ragged interrupts my worshipping you time.

==

Dear Accusing Me Of Being Naughty In A University Library Cubicle Litster,

*pokes your head*

I was right, it still works.

Now go see what else you can fit in there.

I can make room for you in my cubicle.

And that thing you said I hadn’t said?

You can’t make me say it

Boo Vermonsters!
==

Dear Litster,

You’ll find something somewhere, if here is not where it's meant to be for you for now.

Don’t fret.

*smiles*

You know I won’t let you shut yourself away.

*grins* No matter how much you’ve tried.

==

Dear Ex-Litster,

I don’t know why it’s where it is, it just is.

And Chasing Pavements…just isn’t the same without you.

==

Dear Buttler Litster,

Your Blue Danube Waltz with me was perfect.

Until the part where you left me on the side of the dance floor and went twirling off into the sunset with someone else!!



==

Dear Purple Twanging Man Panties Litster,

Hope you’re hearing the words you want to be hearing from the person you want to hear them from.

==

Dear Fellow Old-Time Litster Litster,

Bad girl, bad girl, watcha gonna do, watcha gonna do when the King comes for youuuuuuuu!

*grins*

I got the list of resumes! Time to start interviewing for our sexy rollerskating butlers!!

No evil twins allowed!

It was just like old times tonight...we'll be back to that wall to wall mattress room before we know it.

==

Dear World Hating, Grump Oozing Litster,

*huggles*

Cos sometimes, that’s all there is to say.

Even if you did reject my marriage proposal *sniffles* All because my engagement ring pop wasn't big enough!

I'm thinking of you....and lovesing you, always.

==

Dear Mass DL-ing Litster,

Time to go to bed now.

*tucks myself into bed, turns off the lights and falls asleep, looking like a sweet wittle dwunky angel...who snores like she's sawing lumber*

 

[skme]

Dear Litster.....What a pleasant surprise! I had no idea!But i dont think you did either!Thats the funny thing about it!

 

[magicalhands]

Dear Lister,

Thank you so very much!

I will be fine

 

[Gracie29]

Dear Suddenly Sees the Benefits of Class When Confronted With Something Far Worse Litster, (Ooh, look at me. I'm bein' "worthy" again)

Sometimes a huggle is all that is needed, but I think you knew that already.

Thank you for always knowin' what it is I need - whether it be a huggle, a shoulder, coffee, eye gougin' tools, a reality check . . . you just always seem to know.

And thank you for lettin' me reach out and borrow on your strength when I feel I have no more to help me stand.

I loves you.

,
Graciesnort

 

[omahaman2]

Dear Suddenly Sees the Benefits of Class When Confronted With Something Far Worse Litster, (Ooh, look at me. I'm bein' "worthy" again)

Sometimes a huggle is all that is needed, but I think you knew that already.

Thank you for always knowin' what it is I need - whether it be a huggle, a shoulder, coffee, eye gougin' tools, a reality check . . . you just always seem to know.

And thank you for lettin' me reach out and borrow on your strength when I feel I have no more to help me stand.

I loves you.

,
Graciesnort

Dear snorting litser,
Enjoy
http://jimmychin.99.com.my/images/starbucks5.jpg

 

[Gracie29]

Dear snorting litser,
Enjoy
http://jimmychin.99.com.my/images/starbucks5.jpg

Dear Always There With a Smile Litster,

I really don't have any words right now other than to say that you are truly one of the most kind and generous people I've ever come across.

You are really somethin' special