Dear Litster...

[exividere2]

.....

 

[IrishSprite]

Dear Pervette in Training Litster,

You make me smile bigger than I have in a long time...and you make my heart very happy.


ILY,
Mr. Grrrr Litster

Dear Mr Grrr Litster ,


I thought KB had already graduated from the academy . He showed me the new shiny gold star he got


Signed ,

Me

 

[exividere2]

.....

 

[IrishSprite]

Dear Little Miss Smartass Litster,

SPANK!! For bein' fresh. And you better be careful...or KB will get out his crop.

Signed,
Bigger Smartass Litster

Dear Mr BIGGER Smartass Lister ,

I can run quicker then him , hes got plaster on him still d as for you , since you will an attempt to trip me , I shall make sure your legs are good and restrained

Miss smartass

 

[JennyOmanHill]

Dear room mate litser

In case, I forgot to tell you,Im off tomorrow!
How about a date?
I heard
http://furniturequotesdirect.com/artman/uploads/1/lane_arrowhead_poster_bed_thumb.jpg

is a pretty nice place!

I hear tell they often let you stay for hours!

Oman

Dear Litster 'Man of the house,

Don't you know you're not supposed to sign your "real" name on these letters?

Looks like a nice place, so it's a date. Well, after my "you-know-what" session.

Love,

Room Mate Litster

 

[Guest]

Dear Won't let it go Litster

Why haven't you left her alone? You know she is under stress, and has asked you more than once to just leave her be. She finds what you did and what you are doing egocentric and more than a little creepy. Just please leave her alone, and try not to stalk and play the wounded party this time.

Concerned Litster

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Wrong Season Litster,

Don't be a damned idiot! Stay out of the closet! Turn around, and don't drown in the winter clothes!!

And I loves you, and not just because you threatened to burn all my shoes if I don't.

 

[Gracie29]

Dear Wrong Season Litster,

Don't be a damned idiot! Stay out of the closet! Turn around, and don't drown in the winter clothes!!

And I loves you, and not just because you threatened to burn all my shoes if I don't.

Dear Heavily Accented Litster,

Didn't we discuss this last night? You're gonna get me killed!

And awwww . . . I don't know who threatened that, but I loves you, too

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Heavily Accented Litster,

Didn't we discuss this last night? You're gonna get me killed!

And awwww . . . I don't know who threatened that, but I loves you, too

Dear I Think You Mean HEAVENLY Accented Litster,

I'll forgive you your typo... you're obviously upset since your relationship with the Cap'n went down the drain.

I am not going to GET you killed. We've discussed this. You're an overachiever, you're going to get yourself killed all on your own. But don't worry, as long as you're not alone...in your...

You did. But since you've forgotten that you did, I guess it doesn't apply anymore...bring on the non loves!!

*throws a sandball*

 

[Gracie29]

Dear I Think You Mean HEAVENLY Accented Litster,

I'll forgive you your typo... you're obviously upset since your relationship with the Cap'n went down the drain.

I am not going to GET you killed. We've discussed this. You're an overachiever, you're going to get yourself killed all on your own. But don't worry, as long as you're not alone...in your...

You did. But since you've forgotten that you did, I guess it doesn't apply anymore...bring on the non loves!!

*throws a sandball*

Dear Obviously Deluded Funnily Accented Litster,

*glares at the Cap'n* He's such an ass.

Oy. Just because I had one or two typos the other night . . . doesn't mean you can pick and choose what you think is a typo now, bitchardo.

Fuck. Snorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtttt! You truly are evil. How could I have not known this in the beginnin'?

*strikes a match*

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Obviously Deluded Funnily Accented Litster,

*glares at the Cap'n* He's such an ass.

Oy. Just because I had one or two typos the other night . . . doesn't mean you can pick and choose what you think is a typo now, bitchardo.

Fuck. Snorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtttt! You truly are evil. How could I have not known this in the beginnin'?

*strikes a match*

Dear Should Be Careful What She Accuses Other People Of Being Considering Her Voice Mail Outgoing Message Litster,

*blinks* One or two? MS word spell checker is working overtime just trying to figure what "cols tirjry" is.

I am NOT evil. Do I need to remind you that I was super nice when we met, any subsequent change in personality would therefore be your fault, ergo, you're the evil bitchardo.

"*strikes a match*"?!?!?

Ew.

And you thought me telling you about going potty was TMI.

I hope you took enough TP...I haven't a square to spare.

 

[exividere2]

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[Gracie29]

Dear Should Be Careful What She Accuses Other People Of Being Considering Her Voice Mail Outgoing Message Litster,

*blinks* One or two? MS word spell checker is working overtime just trying to figure what "cols tirjry" is.

I am NOT evil. Do I need to remind you that I was super nice when we met, any subsequent change in personality would therefore be your fault, ergo, you're the evil bitchardo.

"*strikes a match*"?!?!?

Ew.

And you thought me telling you about going potty was TMI.

I hope you took enough TP...I haven't a square to spare.

Dear Obviously Doesn't Recognize a Non-Accent When She Hears One . . . Or Else You Were Callin' the Wrong Phone Litster,

*glareglareglare* Snort! Nah, that would take too much effort. It probably went straight to the trash bin. *Hopes beyond hope*

Oh, honey. There was no subsequent change of personality. The evilness has ALWAYS been in you. And you're still super nice . . . to everyone but me!

Yeah, yeah, yeah . . . go ahead and yuk it up . . .

*moves match to your new boots*

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Bodacious Ta Tas Litster,

Can you turn down the boobage just a lil. I'm having trouble seeing my keyboard over the excessive flesh pushed in my face...

Signed,

Nearly Blind Litster

Dear Graciesnortaboobieface.

It's rude not to reply to people's DLs.

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Obviously Doesn't Recognize a Non-Accent When She Hears One . . . Or Else You Were Callin' the Wrong Phone Litster,

*glareglareglare* Snort! Nah, that would take too much effort. It probably went straight to the trash bin. *Hopes beyond hope*

Oh, honey. There was no subsequent change of personality. The evilness has ALWAYS been in you. And you're still super nice . . . to everyone but me!

Yeah, yeah, yeah . . . go ahead and yuk it up . . .

*moves match to your new boots*

Dear It Could Only Be My Southern Accenty Phone You Called As I Let It Go To Voice Mail While I Was Out Digging A Hole In The BackYard Litster,

Dude. What have I told you about hope? It's not for the good karmaly challenged. Knowing you, you probably clicked on "Send to all my contacts". Hey! How come I didn't get a copy then?! You IggyBlockerBitchardo!

The evilness is in me, so that I can better understand you. You're like the pied piper of evil. All the brats come out to follow you.

I didn't! It's yucky all on its own!!

*watches them burn*

Oh, I forgot to tell you, I took that gift certificate you had and bought you a pair of boots...

*points to the dying embers*

Those ones.

 

[Madcapsule]

Dear Litster,

Not wanting to disturb this flurry of correspondance so I'll be brief. It's certainly been a while since I spoke to you last, but I do miss it! The little bit of madness you bring to this place is fantastic..

Carry on...

 

[Wings27]

Dear You!

Yes, I got the message, yes please let's plan that. You have NO idea the plans I have in store for you.

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Over Thinking Litster,

Every little ting...is gonna be alright. It always is





Dear Blushing Lunchtime Litster,

Lap dances, of the naked sort, for everyone... Too bad we can't film that!!!

and your eyes and lips ARE quite nice






Dear Golden Girl Litster,

http://www.frogstar.com/files/wav/foghorn.wav we can thank RA for that one!

 

[koalabear]

Dear Mr Grrr Litster ,


I thought KB had already graduated from the academy . He showed me the new shiny gold star he got


Signed ,

Me

Dear Little Miss Smartass Litster,

SPANK!! For bein' fresh. And you better be careful...or KB will get out his crop.

Signed,
Bigger Smartass Litster

Dear Mr BIGGER Smartass Lister ,

I can run quicker then him , hes got plaster on him still d as for you , since you will an attempt to trip me , I shall make sure your legs are good and restrained

Miss smartass

Dear Litsters,

why would include an innocent plastered koala in such a naughty conversation........

 

[EnglishRoseFox]

Dear Messy Office Litster

I'm sorry I affected your typing. Well....I'm not really......I'm just being polite

Shiny Woostock Loving Litster

 

[IrishSprite]

Dear Litster ,

I am hoping that you had a great nights sleep filled with many detailed dreams

Love,

Me

 

[IrishSprite]

Dear Litster ,


I Hate seeing the pain , feeling the raw emotion. I wish I could do more to help.

If I could I would be there to ease it all kiss the pain away. Know I am here always


Love,

Me

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

dear talking to the recently shy litster
bah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you know bologna when you hear it,,and right now,,,someone is oscar meyer

 

[artlover637]

Dear Advice GIving Lister,

I need an update.

Working on myself litster.

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

dear friend to us both litster
ayeee
ye need an update of sorts
we all need a brunch date and SOON