Dear Litster...

[lovemonster]

dear litster

you're doing a might fine job to personifying a bitch

Dear Litster,

Then my work here is done

 

[Essa]

Dear Litster,

Thanks for offering, milk and one sweetener please.

And I'll have a kit kat if you've got one.

Thanks

Unless you're going to give me an explosive orgasm whilst waiting for the kettle to boil....

Get your own damn tea

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Hot Litster,

Was that unfortunate timing...or what???


I love you baby. Monday is only two sleeps away!

 

[omahaman2]

Dear Litster;
Im sorry for all the pain you're going through.
I wish I could take it from you and
endure it all for you!

 

[Guest]

Dear Litster

Oh dear oh dear oh dear......

Here we go again.

 

[lovemonster]

Unless you're going to give me an explosive orgasm whilst waiting for the kettle to boil....

Get your own damn tea

Dear Litster,

Fuck's sake, how long does that damn kettle take???

Bitch.

 

[keiffers]

Dear Litster,

Fuck's sake, how long does that damn kettle take???

Bitch.

dear litster

damn what an impatient bitch you are!! wait your fuckin turn biznitch and I mean that in the nicest way possible

 

[lovemonster]

dear litster

damn what an impatient bitch you are!! wait your fuckin turn biznitch and I mean that in the nicest way possible

Dear Litster,

I'm a bitch, what do you fuckin' expect???

 

[keiffers]

Dear Litster,

I'm a bitch, what do you fuckin' expect???

you're a crafty bitch is what you are

 

[lovemonster]

you're a crafty bitch is what you are

Dear Litster,

You gotta adapt the bitchiness to suit the situation.

 

[~Lisa_Louise~]

Dear Litster,
Your ass is hot.
Lisa

 

[Vampladydi]

Dear Litster,

I miss you.

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Ex-Litster,

You didn't break me.

You just made me really pissed off.

But I'm giving it back to you.

Take it.

Hope the bed you made is comfortable. Looks like you're gonna be there awhile.

I'm leaving now. I've got new memories to make.

x

 

[mellowyellows]

Dear Litster
Is it really that hard to make a good friend on here?

 

[keiffers]

Dear Litster

You would think being an adult, you would know when to let something drop and just MOVE on, but apparently you're not an adult, but just a kid in an adult body who doesn't know when to let sh*t go.....not to mention paranoid about every other little thing in the world.....hmmm one would think you were paranoid schizophrenic with the way that you act....your dribble is gettin real old.....

 

[MercyMia]

Dear Litster,

Did I wake you up? You're awfully grumpy. Hmph!

Mia

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Litster
Is it really that hard to make a good friend on here?

Dear Litster,

Still got those hairy palms? *giggles*

 

[snake0067]

dear litster


*poke*

 

[mellowyellows]

Dear Litster
Hair all gone......lol....Good memory though.....you must eat a lot of fish!

 

[asian_princess]

dear litster


*poke*

Dear Litster,

I love that you're an even lazier punctuater than I am.

*poke*

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Litster
Hair all gone......lol....Good memory though.....you must eat a lot of fish!

Dear Litster,

*laughs* You'd be surprised the sheer volume of useless information I have stored up where other people keep their brain

Glad to hear you're now follicle free... guess you dont need me to come over wax for you anymore

 

[elizabeth22673]

Dear Litster....

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you are one wonderful woman. i admire you sweet lady

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Litster....

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you are one wonderful woman. i admire you sweet lady

Dear DizzyLizzy Litster,

*sniffles*

What an utterly, utterly wonderful thing to say.

*more sniffles*

Now i'm going to have to huggleticklesmooch you senseless for making me smile

But first?? Slip n slide

*grabs your hands and takes a running leap and pulls you down to slide around on our butts* wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!

*giggles and huggles you super tight*

Have a wonderful Sunday sweets, whatever you do, find a way to smile

xo

 

[sirgary]

Dear Litster....

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you are one wonderful woman. i admire you sweet lady

...I hope you make an entry on the "what you did to make someone smile" thread....

...what she never says as she skips off is that there are two guys in white coats and a butterfly net after her....

 

[elizabeth22673]

...I hope you make an entry on the "what you did to make someone smile" thread....

...what she never says as she skips off is that there are two guys in white coats and a butterfly net after her....

pardon? i am confuuused