Dear Litster...

[sno_22]

Dear Litser,

You'd be suprised at how patient I can really be.

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Litster,

I don't know why you are, but I'm just glad you're back.

Thank you, for the laughs and the smiles and taking me back to a different time.

And for coming, even when I didn't call, but knowing I needed your boy-sparkle.

You are Good personified.

And totally hawt. Even in those man panties...*laughs* you know they are. Don't make me post the link here so everyone can vote.

*grins*

Laterz

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Dear Litster,

I did send you that application for the International Sex Ring, it must've gotten lost in your inbox folder amongst the applications for the Penis enlargment studies you asked for.

And as for those pics, I haven't been on a dairy farm lately but I'll get right on that... just for you

Til then, hope that pity sex thing works out for you, I've been spreading the word, I'll sort through the 'head' shots and let you audition them individually.

Pumpkin head Hugo says hi and that he hasn't had time to write, he's been busy with the Turnip Twins in the patch next to him, they only have limited time which is good, i think he's getting worn out, totally drained from spilling his pumpkin seed all over the place.

Take care. My BBQ tongs send you their love and the cheque's in the mail for keeping mum on that

x

 

[koalabear]

Dear litster,
howdy.......

 

[BlueMorpho]

Dear Litsters...

Good night, you've been a great crowd.

 

[garbage can]

Goodnight Blue...........

 

[AboutFace]

Dear Litster.....
I care about you.... you are my friend.... you will always be my friend..
but - please stop messing with me....
I want nothing from you other than friendship - know that and expect nothing more from me... please, baby. You really are important to me.
I hope that you find what you are missing in your life, sweetheart.

 

[hotsxylady]

Dear Litster,

Either you are completely deluded or an idiotic fool... a leopard never changes it's spots. You are playing with fire...I would suggest you watch you don't get burnt!!

 

[RedheadedSub]

Dear Lister,

I miss you when you are not around... And I can't grasp as to why...


but I adore you.

 

[lovemonster]

Dear Litster,

TAKE ME WITH YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[luv1]

Dear Litster

Do I have to go out? Can't I just stay here and twiddle?

 

[lovemonster]

Dear Litster

Do I have to go out? Can't I just stay here and twiddle?

Dear Litster,

If you're staying in and twiddling, can you turn the cam on?

Thanks.

 

[RedheadedSub]

Dear Litster,

Where are you?... Why Can't I find you?

 

[BlueMorpho]

Dear Litster,

You're so silly.

 

[luv1]

Dear Litster,

If you're staying in and twiddling, can you turn the cam on?

Thanks.

Dear Litster


Sorry. I couldn't turn the cam on as he was making a cup of tea and I'd finished by the time he got back.

 

[lovemonster]

Dear Litster


Sorry. I couldn't turn the cam on as he was making a cup of tea and I'd finished by the time he got back.

Dear Litster,

Damn, was cam really upset at not being turned on?

 

[luv1]

Dear Litster,

Damn, was cam really upset at not being turned on?

Dear Litster

Nah, he wasn't too fussed. he just sat down on the sofa and started watching the telly....But the telly doesn't like the cam so he got up and went out to the pub. He say's the cam makes him feel "dirty". I remember when the cam used to look at me like that. *sniff* I feel so ugly.

 

[lovemonster]

Dear Litster

Nah, he wasn't too fussed. he just sat down on the sofa and started watching the telly....But the telly doesn't like the cam so he got up and went out to the pub. He say's the cam makes him feel "dirty". I remember when the cam used to look at me like that. *sniff* I feel so ugly.

Dear Litster,

The cam got upset because you didn't turn him on for such a long time. I'm not surprised he doesn't look at you that way any more. As for the telly, he turns from one side to another at the flick of a button, so unreliable.

 

[luv1]

Dear Litster,

The cam got upset because you didn't turn him on for such a long time. I'm not surprised he doesn't look at you that way any more. As for the telly, he turns from one side to another at the flick of a button, so unreliable.

Dear Litster

The only way to get the cam to look at me now is after a few beers. then he becomes all horrible and makes me look all fat with the photoshop. The other night I woke up to found him just staring at me at 3am in the dark. I might get a new one. One that's more supportive and caring....and has it's own mic.

 

[lovemonster]

Dear Litster

The only way to get the cam to look at me now is after a few beers. then he becomes all horrible and makes me look all fat with the photoshop. The other night I woke up to found him just staring at me at 3am in the dark. I might get a new one. One that's more supportive and caring....and has it's own mic.

Dear Litster,

I'm sure if you paid the cam more attention, he'd be turned on that more often. You can't expect him to be focused on you if you don't play with him more than a couple of times and ignore him for months on end.

 

[luv1]

Dear Litster,

I'm sure if you paid the cam more attention, he'd be turned on that more often. You can't expect him to be focused on you if you don't play with him more than a couple of times and ignore him for months on end.

Dear litster

But all he want me to do is strip off and parade while talking dirty. I could be talking the vicar by vid link. I want to be taken out and treated like I matter *bursts into tears*. But to him I'm just a peice of sexy man flesh.

 

[lovemonster]

Dear litster

But all he want me to do is strip off and parade while talking dirty. I could be talking the vicar by vid link. I want to be taken out and treated like I matter *bursts into tears*. But to him I'm just a peice of sexy man flesh.

Dear Litster,

Why are you complaining, isn't that why you took him to your room in the first place? You keep him prisoner in your room, what other entertainment does he get? And I'm sure it was the vicar who asked to see you naked in the first place.

 

[luv1]

Dear Litster,

Why are you complaining, isn't that why you took him to your room in the first place? You keep him prisoner in your room, what other entertainment does he get? And I'm sure it was the vicar who asked to see you naked in the first place.

Dear litster


You know the only reason he's in my rooms was coz he said he'd pay half on the bills. perhaps I should pay more attention to him before he turns violent again.

 

[lovemonster]

Dear litster


You know the only reason he's in my rooms was coz he said he'd pay half on the bills. perhaps I should pay more attention to him before he turns violent again.

Dear Litster,

You mean you believed his story? You know what line of work he's into, he secretly films you when you're not looking and puts it on the internet! How violent does he get exactly, does he fall off the top of the monitor and bash your fingers?

 

[luv1]

Dear Litster,

You mean you believed his story? You know what line of work he's into, he secretly films you when you're not looking and puts it on the internet! How violent does he get exactly, does he fall off the top of the monitor and bash your fingers?

Dear litster


I thought that guy on redtube looked familiar? And he only fell off once. He blaimed the booze. But he didn't have to stick a knife into my hand as well.

 

[AboutFace]

Dear Litster.....
You can respond to a fucking email, unless now your fingers are broken to add to the misery......
It's called being polite, you know