Dear Litster...

[BlueMorpho]

Dear Litster

I seem to have the start of a cold. HAPPY NOW!?!

I will get you all for this. And you little dogs too.

Dear Litster,

When you figure out who gave you the cold, let me know or just give 'em an extra punch for me. They gave one to me as well. (fought it off, but still...)

 

[mrtnmoon]

dear litster...
it's no secret that I often feel down. bored, lonely, hopeless.... been feeling that way for a long time. I still have my moments, but the last few days have actually been fairly decent and a large part of that is what you've allowed me to share with you. thank you for giving me that outlet... as much as you thank me, it has truly been my pleasure.

 

[luv1]

Dear Litster,

When you figure out who gave you the cold, let me know or just give 'em an extra punch for me. They gave one to me as well. (fought it off, but still...)

Dear Litster.


Oh yes. There will be blood....or at the very lease, they'll pay for the lemsip. I suspect a conspiracy of grand proportions.

 

[trent0553]

Dear Litster(s),

I am sorry my actions and failures has caused pain and hurt, even if indirectly. I have no desire to cause any pain to anyone. I am sorry.

 

[Jelina]

Dear Lister(s),
I am sorry if a post in the smile thread has upset or hurt you it was not intentional. It has caused great hurt to someone I care for very much. I have changed the post and will no longer post there maybe not anywhere.

 

[sirgary]

...interesting question....

Dear Litster,

...not all people who drink blood are vampires....oh the stories I could tell....relax and see what developes before you decide...

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Litster,

...not all people who drink blood are vampires....oh the stories I could tell....relax and see what developes before you decide...

I'll bite If they aren't vampires...what are they?

 

[Vampladydi]

I'll bite If they aren't vampires...what are they?

Anemic?

 

[MeiohSetsuna]

Dear Litster.


Oh yes. There will be blood....or at the very lease, they'll pay for the lemsip. I suspect a conspiracy of grand proportions.

Dear Litster,


Stop quoting Saw III.

 

[BlueMorpho]

Dear Litster,

I missed talking to you today and hope all is well.

 

[luv1]

Dear Litster,


Stop quoting Saw III.

Dear litster


I have you know I ws quoting my dentist. It's just a strange coincidence that my dentist happens to be a clown faced doll on a tricycle. I'm told he gets people coming up to him in the street and asking him if he's the guy from the saw films all the time. He's a bit sick of it now.

 

[hotsxylady]

Dear Beautiful Litster


Thank you for another marathon chat, my face & my stomach are literally aching I laughed SO much.... and the usual roller coaster ride of emotions that ensues which is intrinsic to only "us" .

Where ever would I be without our friendship (that was rhetorical as I never want to find out, you KNOW way too much dirt on me *giggles* yeah just like you said)

Thank you for listening, understanding as we really did need the "us" time....after the week you had Forgive me If I did mention a certain person a err few zillion times..but you did the same so we are even....right?


*wraps you up in a warm tight hug*

I love you honey

 

[sirgary]

...Dear Litster...

....they don't use rabbits anymore.....nice try though....

 

[fire_breeze]

Dear Lister

I'm trying...

 

[keiffers]

Dear Litster(s)

turn off the damn color....can't read anything when ya use that nasty a$$ pink and white

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Litster,

Thanks for being my “sponsor” yesterday.

It seriously feels like an addiction I’m trying to kick… which I know I should, considering how absolutely detrimental it is for my mental health which is lacking at best.

But it was worth it.
I feel much happier without it.

Anyway, this is just me saying thank you again. And to let you know you were right of course.

And as for our marathon chat...I told you! I told you afterwards I'd just miss you more... the day's just not the same without fred in the background and you bursting into song at random moments. BTW...i'm happy to prove you won the bet anytime...just let me know when. And you're right... we're even about that bringing up certain people thing...wanna try and outdo each other? In between just doing each other of course LMFAO.

Perv.

Love you.

 

[sirgary]

Dear Litster(s)

turn off the damn color....can't read anything when ya use that nasty a$$ pink and white

...just click and drag....it turns blue.....though it never makes sense anyway...

 

[asian_princess]

...just click and drag....it turns blue.....though it never makes sense anyway...

*grins* well, you would know all about turning blue, Sirgarykins

 

[lovemonster]

Dear Litster,

Where's my jewwies, ya bitch??

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Litster,

Where's my jewwies, ya bitch??

Dear Litster,

Rammed up your keyhole where ya left them, bitch

Damn. Now i'm hungry.

Your fault, bitch.

 

[lovemonster]

Dear Litster,

Rammed up your keyhole where ya left them, bitch

Damn. Now i'm hungry.

Your fault, bitch.

Dear Litster,

Could you perform an extraction procedure please.

I'm dripping jewwie.

Thanks.

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Litster,

Could you perform an extraction procedure please.

I'm dripping jewwie.

Thanks.

Dear Litster,

You think I don't know you're just pretending that that's what you want, now that I've caught you in the stirrups *grins*

But I guess I can help you out... let me go get my mining hat with the light on it, you know how these extraction excavations can take me into some deep, dark, dank holes.

Now, how long had you been experiencing leakage?

 

[stickwork]

Okay, you ladies are making me horny and it's that time of day/night when it's too late to go to bed and too early to get coffee.

 

[lovemonster]

Dear Litster,

You think I don't know you're just pretending that that's what you want, now that I've caught you in the stirrups *grins*

But I guess I can help you out... let me go get my mining hat with the light on it, you know how these extraction excavations can take me into some deep, dark, dank holes.

Now, how long had you been experiencing leakage?

Dear Litster,

Of course I'm not pretending. I just thought you might fancy a snack. *chuckles*

Can you make sure you wear full protective clothing, I don't want to be sued later if you suffer any industrial accidents.

Hmmm....I would say it's been about 4 weeks now....people have nicknamed me 'the snail'...

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Litster,

Of course I'm not pretending. I just thought you might fancy a snack. *chuckles*

Can you make sure you wear full protective clothing, I don't want to be sued later if you suffer any industrial accidents.

Hmmm....I would say it's been about 4 weeks now....people have nicknamed me 'the snail'...

Dear Litster,

I am a little peckish...oh, i mean pecky... *rubs my beak against you*

I don't think that'll be necessary (stop trying to make me get dressed) I'm more worried that should I fall I may just slide right on out...I do hope you've done your Kegels.

Oh dear, that does sound a dire situation indeed. We'll get right on fixing that. Hang on! You've got my secret silver jewwies stashed up there too?!?! I was wondering where they went...i should've just followed my nose