Dear Litster...

[lovemonster]

Dear Litster,

I am a little peckish...oh, i mean pecky... *rubs my beak against you*

I don't think that'll be necessary (stop trying to make me get dressed) I'm more worried that should I fall I may just slide right on out...I do hope you've done your Kegels.

Oh dear, that does sound a dire situation indeed. We'll get right on fixing that. Hang on! You've got my secret silver jewwies stashed up there too?!?! I was wondering where they went...i should've just followed my nose

Dear Litster,

Stop treating me so ChirpyChirpy Cheep Cheap!!

I was thinking of turning into a roller coaster ride and charging entrance fees, what do you think? Grab a rubber ring and slide on down....

Don't you remember hiding them up there to stop them getting stolen a few months ago when the Phantom Jewwie Snatcher was on the rampage? I'm not sure they're in pristine condition any more though...

 

[lovemonster]

Okay, you ladies are making me horny and it's that time of day/night when it's too late to go to bed and too early to get coffee.

Dear Litster,

I'm afraid the party of the first part and the party of the second part take no responsibility for the behaviour of the party in your pants.

Legally yours,

LM.

 

[sirgary]

Dear Litster,

Hmmm...got a IP address....now the game is afoot...release the hounds...

...if you can be found, I will find you, and I will remove you from cyberspace...

........................................................................................................

 

[Gracie29]

Dear Litster,

It's finally gettin' through . . . you know, my thick skull and all. And it's only taken how long? Anyway, I'm not doin' mushy. I don't like mushy. All I really want to say is thank you. Thank you for your patience and for always lettin' me speak my mind. Thank you for gracefully wadin' through my insecurities and learnin' to separate the craziness from what really needs to be addressed. Thank you for makin' me feel like I matter just a wee little bit, for bein' on the same page about where we stand, not pushin' me when I choose to radiate sunshine out my butt . . . but most of all . . . thank you for your constant friendship, the smiles, snorts, blushes and - for the most part - appreciatin' me as I am. It's been one helluva ride

P.S. Listen for the snort comin' soon to an area near you

 

[mrtnmoon]

dear litster...
if you leave, I hope you'll take at least a part of me with you. our time has been way too short if it ends now. you mean a lot to me and the creative outlet you've provided has done me a world of good.

having said that... if leaving is what you need to do to stay strong... spread your wings, baby, and fly. just remember that you always have some place to land.

 

[luv1]

Dear Litster




....Can I have a hug? I could really do with one.

 

[Gracie29]

Dear Papa P Litster,

There was no party here last night, I swear.

You may notice the lack of furniture that now resides in your home . . . *sighs* It has nothin' to do with the fact that the fabric was not stained by the puddin' wrestlin' that was not goin' on. No, it's more feng shui this way. *nods* Trust me.

As for the meager leavings in your liquor cabinet . . . well, I had trouble rememberin' whether you taught me to always be kind to strangers or to never speak to them. And knowin' what a kind, thoughtful person you are . . . I went with the kind. So when 150 strangers showed up at the door, I thought, "WWPPD" (What would Papa P do?") . . . and the answer hit me: Be kind to the strangers. Fill them up with liquor so they'll be kind to you in return.

I tell you, you sure have taught me a lot.

Oh! And your favorite little sportscar? *cringes* When it came time to pay for the Chippendale dancers, I found myself strapped for cash. It was either your car or your baby girl's innocence. I felt certain you'd prefer I hand over the car.

So, in conclusion, I just wanted to write and let you know that . . . there was totally not a party here last night.

,
Gracie

 

[RedheadedSub]

Dear Litster....


I miss you...where are you?

I may have hinted that we needed a little distance....but this is RIDICULOUS!

 

[lovemonster]

Dear Litster




....Can I have a hug? I could really do with one.

Dear Litster,

I would give you a hug, but I'm not quite sure what you plan to do with that cut-throat razor.

I really don't need a shave. Really.

 

[sirgary]

...just a thought....

Dear Litster,

Oh my, what an interesting day on the threads (and behind them)...

Interesting perseptions and assumptions and all about me and what I have done and will do...

...and then the call....so sweet....

.........plain and simple, I tend to be supportive and accommidating to those whom I cherish for thier love and/or friendship. It gets me in trouble and has me in the doghouse right now.

I should just be honest.....right?

OK....let's try honesty.....ya'll leave me alone....don't call me, don't email me, don't PM me. Get on with your lives and make your life with me not in it.

I will do the same......it will hurt and it will take time......but we all will survive.

I am tired of juggling peoples feelings....so pick them up and find someone else to juggle them, I am finish with the lot of you.

What I wanted was too much for ya'll to do and what you want from me is no longer on the table. I have other concerns that I will address and this petty drama will no longer distract me.

To those who have waited for this so you can move in to pick up the pieces, have at it with my blessing.

To those who found this amusing, time to change the channel because this show is over.

....I have water coming into my building, high winds destroying a partially installed roof, mortor freezing on a 40' brick wall, a plumber who needs my size 12 up his butt, and a schedule that doesn't allow for winter conditions and all of that right now is more important than who said what and when.

...I am getting back to work...let me alone....

Sir.....

 

[cyikac1986]

Dear Lister,

Emotions are a funny thing. We all have insecurities and occasionally allow others to play them. What happened was not fair, to you or to me. Maybe I was blindsided and it is not true. But then again I should have been protected, we should have been protected. Sometmes it doesn;t pay to be nice. You have to occasionally hurt some feelings in order to obtain what you feel is your ultimate goal.

Am I a fool? Only you can tell me that. When you are ready we will talk, I hope. Will we get beyond this...who knows. As to others waiting to take your place....there are none that I know of.

I will not aplogize for anything said this am. Yes, that phone call...made in the heat of passion because of an emotion so overwhelming I could no longer breath. You either do or you don't. Guess we may never know, unless you can show me.

 

[trent0553]

Dear Litster

Thank you for the thoughtfulness and courtesy to let me know you were ok last night after you disappeared abruptly in the storm. I am so glad I mean so much.

 

[pleaz_me]

Dear Litster,

Thank you for your entertainment today, it has gotten me through work with a smile.

Yes, the entire Lit force ... the entire WORLD in fact is against you! Everyone phoned everyone to spread the word. Yup yup!

It surely could not be YOU bringing it upon yourself. You are innocent.

I needed the laughs ... much appreciated!

Oh ... and we're not laughing with you

 

[AboutFace]

http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s215/aboutface864/emoticons/worshippy.gif

 

[Guest]

Dear Litsters

It sucks not knowing what's going on. I supposedly helped. I'm glad. But it'd be nice to know what it was all about and what's going on now... y'know?

 

[keiffers]

Dear Litster,

Thank you for your entertainment today, it has gotten me through work with a smile.

Yes, the entire Lit force ... the entire WORLD in fact is against you! Everyone phoned everyone to spread the word. Yup yup!

It surely could not be YOU bringing it upon yourself. You are innocent.

I needed the laughs ... much appreciated!

Oh ... and we're not laughing with you

Dear Litster...

damn I missed the freakin memo!!

 

[SecretLove69]

Dear Litster

I have found, through the years, that pushing someone to do something or to say something and trying to force them to bend to your will is the best and most efficient way to drive them totally away - while, at the same time, driving everyone else around you completely nuts.

Pressure treatment is only good for making lumber and enemies. - just sayin' is all.

 

[sweetgypsy]

Dear Litster,

You have made a difference in my life as well.............it is the purity and innocence of our friendship that has meant so much to me. With all of the "bull" thrown my way lately, it is your sweet, caring and sometimes funny words that help me thru the day.

There is a "sweet"song in my heart and it is because of you........

 

[pleaz_me]

Dear Litster...

damn I missed the freakin memo!!

Dear Litster ... I approved your name on the list and stoled yer money when you weren't looking for the phone funding.

 

[keiffers]

Dear Litster ... I approved your name on the list and stoled yer money when you weren't looking for the phone funding.

Dear Litster

no wonder I'm freakin poor

 

[pleaz_me]

Dear Litster

no wonder I'm freakin poor

Dear Litster,

You're welcome!

 

[charmed1]

Dear Litster,

I'm still angry with you....but I've enjoyed talking with you over the last few days, even if at times one or both of us were shouting.

~L

 

[kendra1980]

Dear litster,

Nice ASS...and other stuff.

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Mildred

Sorry I missed you, I was off doing something of utter importance, no doubt

Hope you enjoy your day out in the workforce today, though I'm glad it's only for a few hours...I know how you can't wait to get back so I can nag you about your sleep.

Thanks for our pool tournament yesterday, though I kept kinda getting confused over who was winning by your cheering. When you're YAYing me does that mean I won or I lost?

Either way.
I did enjoy reading that "Gracie had ball in hand."

I couldda told them that...sheesh.

Loves ya. Have a wonderful day.

*huggles*



D.A.H.C.S.

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Dear Sunshine Litster

So... how'm I doing on that 12-step program?

*smiles* Well, you'd be proud.

Though, frankly, I think it's easier to kick alcohol at this point LMFAO... but yeah, with the weekend coming up, that's hardly likely, we should revisit this on Monday.

Anyway, just wanted to let you know, as hard as it is ... I'm doing it. How I feel about it..well, how bout I get back to you on that

Maybe the utter stress of it will knock me out...i got a whole 58 minutes last night. Oh, I know...I soooo rock *grins*
Too bad it was on the floor of my office...guess who got a scathing glare for not bringing back my coffee and pink frosting donuts...and for waking me up
You'd think he's know better than to poke the grumpy Appy monster

Hope your busy day wasn't too busy, honey.

Missing you.
Love you.

 

[Golden_Silence]

Dear charming Litster,

I know I was a wanker, I know you are mad at me. I know I still love you. And it has been great talking to you these past few days.

ILY

M