Dear Litster...

[Wings]

Dearest Ab Man,


This one didn't but several have. It's ok, I can ignore them but I get tired of it.



Now I need to go play with the cock.

 

[WldFlow3r]

Jealousy will get you nowhere.

Non cock Av.

 

[blade_rocknut]

Dear feathered smoochey one;



Nice cock. I'd play with it, too.

Enviously; inferior cleavage-having Litster.

 

[WldFlow3r]

Dear feathered smoochey one;



Nice cock. I'd play with it, too.

Enviously; inferior cleavage-having Litster.

Dear inferior cleavage Lister,

Turn around and I think that wouldn't be the case.

Ample front and crack cleavage Litster

 

[MsTexas]

Dear Wicked Litster ...

Come back so we can play in the sandbox together

Signed,

Sorta Missing You Litster

 

[blade_rocknut]

Dear amply endowed Litster;

Ample is in the eye of the beholder...I'm havin' to take your word for it.

Topographically challenged Litster.

 

[fire_breeze]

Dear my all, my M.A. Litster,

You have been crossing my mind a lot lately, and this is a particularly lovely dark day... the things we could do... sends such delicious shivers...

Just thought I'd mention it .

Yours, your C. litster.

 

[BradBigBrain]

Dear my all, my M.A. Litster,

You have been crossing my mind a lot lately, and this is a particularly lovely dark day... the things we could do... sends such delicious shivers...

Just thought I'd mention it .

Yours, your C. litster.

delicious!!!

 

[Edensgarden]

Dear Epic Litster,

Glad to have you back on my board...er...I mean glad to see you back on the boards.



Signed,

Ornamental Litster

 

[Nightbird]

Dear Litster,

Why are you even here? All you do is bitch and complain just go to a different Website Geez.

 

[Pervy_Sage]

Dear Decorative Litster,

I hope my picture on your board doesn't have a pin stuck in it. I do the stickin around here.

Sincerely,

New Old Sheriff in Town Litster

 

[blulilacgrl]

Dear “Let Down Your Guard” Litster,

You know I tried. I really did. But you can’t have it both ways. You can’t ask me to be real and vulnerable and then not take appropriate care with those feelings. I let you into my life and trusted you in a way that I don’t trust many others. That apparently was my mistake.

I was honestly worried about you earlier this week. That was a mistake, as well.

So don’t worry, the wall is back up and in place. The door is sealed tight. And you are not allowed in.

Sarcastic and bitchy again Litster

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Dear Litster,

I think I need to go buy me a bag of pop rock candy....and then you and me need to try them out.

Signed,

Not completely believing Litster

 

[The_gladiator]

dear dorkfish litster
I'm glad I got to talk to you yesterday its been far too long. I've missed your friendship. Its good to know I can come back here and I still have friends to talk to that care about me.
Signed,
Still should be mildly offended litster.

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Dear Michigan guy litster,

Can I please borrow your airhorn for next week?

Signed,

willing to try your solution litster




Dear Litster who shouldn't be mildly offended,

I won't forget again. It was good to catch up....glad you're doing well and happy.

*hugs*

Me

 

[Lord Pmann]

Dear Lister,

Please forgive my ignorance and carelessness.

Sincerely,

Pmann

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Dear Litster who is in my prayers,

You need to send us a PM or something now and again, we worry about you.


Signed,

Your friends.

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear huh Litster,

Huh? Oh what you meant was, no oh wait yes I mean that makes a lot of, wait a second huh?

In other words. Huh?

Signed,

Yes we get it. We just don't care. Well I don't at least.

 

[whynotjustsayit]

Dear Litster,

God your constant posting on the boards is getting tiring. Don't you ever shut the fuck up, for two seconds even ?


Dear Other Litster,

It's the same with you darlin'. I swear to God I think you crap out every single micro-thought in your head for public consumption. *YAWN*

 

[MsTexas]

Dear Litster,

God your constant posting on the boards is getting tiring. Don't you ever shut the fuck up, for two seconds even ?


Dear Other Litster,

It's the same with you darlin'. I swear to God I think you crap out every single micro-thought in your head for public consumption. *YAWN*

*giggles*

 

[Jett_73]

Dear Litster,

But your member name promotes expression!

Not-too-frequent poster.

 

[Pervy_Sage]

Dear Litster,

God your constant posting on the boards is getting tiring. Don't you ever shut the fuck up, for two seconds even ?


Dear Other Litster,

It's the same with you darlin'. I swear to God I think you crap out every single micro-thought in your head for public consumption. *YAWN*

Dear Litster,

No, I never stfu, not even for two seconds. It's my prerogative to be the most interesting man alive. I can't help how awesome I am. Har!!!!!

 

[ChikieRoo]

Dear Stirrers of Lit

Hiatuses are needed when life sucks -

I'm sorry for being distant, needed a map to find my way back.

- Roo

 

[Aquagal]

Dear Litster,

God your constant posting on the boards is getting tiring. Don't you ever shut the fuck up, for two seconds even ?


Dear Other Litster,

It's the same with you darlin'. I swear to God I think you crap out every single micro-thought in your head for public consumption. *YAWN*

Ha! Agreeing!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Dear Litster,

No, I never stfu, not even for two seconds. It's my prerogative to be the most interesting man alive. I can't help how awesome I am. Har!!!!!

He doesn't always post at Lit, but when he does, the most interesting man alive posts wonderful things.

How ya doin' pervy?