Dear Litster...

[newbiebabe]

Dear Lovely UK Litster,

I tried to respond and give you the requested info but.... YOUR BOX IS FULL!!!

Tapping my foot and waiting patiently...

But really giggling Litster

 

[Shadowmist99]

Dear Strange Litster guy,

You have nothing in your biography and zero posts or threads. Why would I respond to a pm? You need to put something out there if you want women to respond.

Signed, Vaguely Annoyed Litster

 

[janeyl]

Dear giggling foot tapper,

That shouldn't be a problem now...

Deleting wildly Litster...

 

[perkyT]

Dear Mr. Litster,

Yes, I am exploring. Thank you for the pic of you wearing hosiery. Unfortunately, the only thing aroused was my jealousy due to the fact that your legs look better in stockings than mine.

Doing more calf raises & lunges Litster

 

[newbiebabe]

Dear Can't See What's In Front of His Muley Nose Litster,

It's there... right there on my page.. right there on the left.. second entry.

You might put those spectacles on and get back to me if you still can't find it..

Signed...

I'll be your guide Mulette..

 

[avrgblkgrl]

Dear Spoiled A$$,Litster,

I'm sorry that some times I'm not around. I always make sure to say hi to you when I'm on. Real life for me is very demanding. It's not easy being me and I take it on with all the gusto I can manage. Sometimes there is just nothing left to play with. I've spoiled you though and now you think you can make demands. You could ask me how I'm doing or what I have done. Instead all I get is you, you and you. My feelings are a lot more important to me than yours. Seriously. So, I won't let you ruin my Litster play. Get a life. Then we will be even. You won't whine and I won't either.

Sincerely,

Dntgva$hitgrl

 

[Pervy_Sage]

Dear Spoiled A$$,Litster,

I'm sorry that some times I'm not around. I always make sure to say hi to you when I'm on. Real life for me is very demanding. It's not easy being me and I take it on with all the gusto I can manage. Sometimes there is just nothing left to play with. I've spoiled you though and now you think you can make demands. You could ask me how I'm doing or what I have done. Instead all I get is you, you and you. My feelings are a lot more important to me than yours. Seriously. So, I won't let you ruin my Litster play. Get a life. Then we will be even. You won't whine and I won't either.

Sincerely,

Dntgva$hitgrl

Dear Dntgva$hitgrl

That would be an awesome username! Haaa!!!!!

Chocolate Santa

 

[avrgblkgrl]

Dear Dntgva$hitgrl

That would be an awesome username! Haaa!!!!!

Chocolate Santa

so would Chocolate Santa. I know I want one.

 

[Pervy_Sage]

so would Chocolate Santa. I know I want one.

Its my holiday persona. Care to sit on my lap?

 

[avrgblkgrl]

Its my holiday persona. Care to sit on my lap?

Mmmm.

 

[Pervy_Sage]

Mmmm.

Dear Supremely above average black woman,

.great thread idea. Chocolate Santa loves pussy.

Sincerely,

<<<<<<<that guy

 

[lacandy]

Dear Super Special Litster -

I miss you...lots!

I know right now is so busy for you. I'm not complaining...just letting you know that you are very much missed by this girlie!

I'll be here when you get time. I can promise you that much!

Big kisses for you to keep with you!



Patiently Devoted Litster

 

[MsTexas]

Dear Ghey Litster ....

We're off to see the wizard, The Wonderful Wizard of Oz

We hear he is a whiz of a wiz, if ever a wiz there was If ever, oh ever a wiz there was

The Wizard of Oz is one because Because, because, because, because, because Because of the wonderful things he does

We're off to see the wizard, The Wonderful Wizard of Oz

Signed,

Laughing in Texas

 

[availableslave2u]

dear younger than me litster,
i still haven't forgotten the "i don't know, i've never had to type a paper. i've always had a computer" line. you are an obnoxious little thing. what ever happened to respect your elders?
signed,
yes, i actually used a typewriter to type term papers litster

 

[Treasured]

Dear Short of Breath Litster,

You really need to get into shape. More training tonight?

Coaching Litster

 

[Edensgarden]

Dear Anti-Antics Litster,

They rub me the wrong way too.

I wonder if two wrong rubs make a right rub? Hmmm.....

Signed,

Rub Me Anytime Litster

 

[fire_breeze]

dear younger than me litster,
i still haven't forgotten the "i don't know, i've never had to type a paper. i've always had a computer" line. you are an obnoxious little thing. what ever happened to respect your elders?
signed,
yes, i actually used a typewriter to type term papers litster

http://www.giftsanddec.com/photo/350/350784-Typewriter.jpg

That is all.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Dear my litster friends,

There are so many of you, and fear that I might leave someone out if I try to name them all on the fly.
I have made some fantastic friends here. People that I joke with, flirt with, share life's ups and downs with.

I came here looking for eros and found agape.

Thank you all for your friendship, your love, your humor and everything you do.

Signed,

Not just a horney litster...

(PS...but especially thanks to the sexy ladies... )

 

[whynotjustsayit]

Dear Litster,

I'm having quite a laugh, knowing you have a "hater" over there on that other board. Maybe there's someone else besides me who doesn't think you're as cool as YOU seem to think you are ?

Loving reading the potshots taken at you, since you're such an immature little shithead. But seeing what an attention whore you are, you're probably eating the negative attention up, anyways.

Oh yeah, and, grow up some day. There's more to life than one-liners.

Sincerely,
From someone who never mattered

 

[newbiebabe]

Dear King of Mulebania Litster,

I am so very happy and thankful that what we both feared did not come to be. In fact, I think our times together now are even sweeter.

Thank you,

Ever the Mulette

 

[Sandman63]

Hey coach

Dear Coaching lister
No pain no gain right?
Lol proper diet is part of a good excersise program
Raw oysters and green M&M's?

 

[Treasured]

Dear Oyster Poppin Litster,

You can have em. I'm caring that way.

Stealing your green M&M's litster.

 

[Sandman63]

Dear Green M&M Stealing Lister
Are you sure you can handle them
After eating them side effects include moments of
Lots of toe curling action
Desire to jump in bed
Known to bring on giggles

 

[Treasured]

Dear Doubting Litster,

Did you say "toe curling?" Will you rub them exactly like you did over the weekend?

Pink Wiggly Piggy Litster

 

[Sandman63]

Dear Pink Piggly Wiggly Lister
What shakin bacon? Yummy love me some bacon
Sizzlin smokin Hot Bacon lol
Bacon lover