Dear Litster...

[o_so_wet]

Dear Smoothly Criminal Litster,

Blare it as loud as you can. I'm on a mission to start a love revolution.

Yours Truly,

What else can I say Litster

Dear Speechless Litster.

Nuff said

Joining the revolution Litster

 

[Pervy_Sage]

Dear First Commander Litster,

See you for dessert tomorrow. Training begins at 3pm on the dot, EST.

Your "Drill" Sergeant Litster

 

[o_so_wet]

Dear First Commander Litster,

See you for dessert tomorrow. Training begins at 3pm on the dot, EST.

Your "Drill" Sergeant Litster

Dear "Drill" Sergeant who likes sweet things

3 pm. Yes sir Just don't mind the crumbs down my blouse !

Litster who is doing her stretches cuz she knows she's gonna have to be flexible for the training

 

[jake34]

This nonsense is about as entertaining as the online orgy you had with a Mr. Hung David. I mean, come on, woman. And come on, cuz'. Even Black Man Fux was a little fun.

Dear "Drill" Sergeant who likes sweet things

3 pm. Yes sir Just don't mind the crumbs down my blouse !

Litster who is doing her stretches cuz she knows she's gonna have to be flexible for the training

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Dear Litster above me,

I think you complimented and insulted one of the litsters above.

 

[jake34]

Oh come on now, little lady. Ain't nothin' like that. It's all good in the 'hood. Almost lights out time here in Cell Block Deuce Times Three. Just listening to a lil' Fitty' Cent and tryin' to help a brotha' out. Playa 'above' got about as much game as an old Atari system. Time for my cuz' to get some new moves.

Dear Litster above me,

I think you complimented and insulted one of the litsters above.

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear Litster above me,

Yay you are back!! I cannot wait the three to four days. Can you start apologizing now for these posts? I think it is usually between 2-4 days before you go on the "I am sorry, please like me" binge. I just love those but I have weekend plans.

Signed,

Thank you for watching too much Law and Order SVU, Ice Tea

 

[fire_breeze]

Dear my all, my M.A. Litster,

You better take these next few days and actually rest, relax and laugh... and that's not a suggestion, either. I don't know how I'll enforce it, but I'll think of a way.

Regardless of the repercussions . I'll gladly take 'em .

Yours, your C. Litster.

 

[jake34]

Stuart Smalley,

So nice to see you around these parts once again. Can you put the tongue back in your mouth now? I think you just gave me and the rest of the listers herpes. Maybe even a little bit of whiplash. And I got news for you, clown. Having a party inside those big boy pants of yours is really not much of a gig. Especially when you are the only one invited.

Dear Litster above me,

Yay you are back!! I cannot wait the three to four days. Can you start apologizing now for these posts? I think it is usually between 2-4 days before you go on the "I am sorry, please like me" binge. I just love those but I have weekend plans.

Signed,

Thank you for watching too many Law and Order SVU, Ice Tea

 

[fungatorgurl101]

Dear litster above....
Haven't we had this conversation before... If there is nothing nice or no reason to comment then just don't... There was no reason for you to be outwardly rude. And yes before you attack me I know I can't spell appropriately and apparently as you have pointed in the past I am unfamiliar with the English language but I still don't understand your need to pop on offend others and then dissappear..
So for Thanksgiving hede what's your Momma likely told you....If you have nothing nice today then don't say anything at all.

Rolling my eyes Litster

 

[kendra1980]

9yhu;njm,

 

[MsTexas]

Dear Litster ...

I loved it!!!

Signed,

Waiting for more litster

 

[jusgoodcleanfun]

dear litster
have a good holiday!

 

[o_so_wet]

This nonsense is about as entertaining as the online orgy you had with a Mr. Hung David. I mean, come on, woman. And come on, cuz'. Even Black Man Fux was a little fun.

Dear Jack.

You're an asshole.

That's not name-calling.... just stating a fact.

OSW

 

[jake34]

Sorry, sis. I tend to have a bad memory. Must be the amnesia I got as a direct result of the whiplash. From that lil' accident with Bozo's tongue. I was not rude at all, Toots. Was just trying to help a playa' out. Give a brotha' a break, peeps. It is the holiday season and all. Oh, and by the way. My momma dead. Later, Gator.

 

[fungatorgurl101]

Sorry, sis. I tend to have a bad memory. Must be the amnesia I got as a direct result of the whiplash. From that lil' accident with Bozo's tongue. I was not rude at all, Toots. Was just trying to help a playa' out. Give a brotha' a break, peeps. It is the holiday season and all. Oh, and by the way. My momma dead. Later, Gator.

*sigh* Grow up please it would make life easier for the rest of us .. and really the whole helpin' a brother out aspect truly does show just how completely ignorant you continue to be.

 

[Scentofawoman]

Dear Jake34,

Wow to see you on Thanksgiving. Thank you. You have no idea what you catalysized in my life. I ditto your response in never wanting to talk to each other again. However in being such an Ass hole to me, you made me see the good in others.

Good luck to you. I hope you use your bile to digest some turkey today, and not some unfortunate person in your path.

A stronger lister.

 

[Treasured]

Dear insatible litster,
Best sleeping pill EVER!

Grateful for a you litster.

 

[PutMeInCoach12]

Dear early riser litster....

I hope you're having a wonderful day with your family. I'm thankful for all the smiles you've brought to my life. Eat a ton and love on the wee ones for me.

Morning hating litster

 

[PutMeInCoach12]

Dear Jake34,

Wow to see you on Thanksgiving. Thank you. You have no idea what you catalysized in my life. I ditto your response in never wanting to talk to each other again. However in being such an Ass hole to me, you made me see the good in others.

Good luck to you. I hope you use your bile to digest some turkey today, and not some unfortunate person in your path.

A stronger lister.

A stronger litster...

*big hug* Happy Thanksgiving!

Slowly returning litster

 

[Pervy_Sage]

A stronger litster...

*big hug* Happy Thanksgiving!

Slowly returning litster

Slowly returning litster,

Seeing you always makes me smile. Happy Thanksgiving.

Smiley faced litster

 

[jake34]

No one really asked your opinion, Ms. Wilkinson. Maybe when you learn how to keep your clothes on, then you can come talk to me. But thanks, anyway.

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Dear It Really is Too Early For Popcorn Litsters, but I Couldn't Help Myself,

If you don't feed it, it will go into death throes and die. Maybe not quickly, but die it will.

For What It Is Worth, and it Probably Isn't Worth That Much Litster

 

[jake34]

Well yee fuckin' haw to you, too. Hope you don't choke on a chicken or somethin' on this here Turkey Day.

Dear Litster ...

I loved it!!!

Signed,

Waiting for more litster

 

[jake34]

Dear O' So Dry,

The gig's up, Toots. You're still a nasty ass ho'. You always will be. Not sure if I am an asshole, really. Though I guess I would look like a dick to such a pussy like you. Oh, sorry. Did not mean to get you all excited, there.

Dear Jack.

You're an asshole.

That's not name-calling.... just stating a fact.

OSW

 

[jake34]

The only ass I see on this thread is the one just to the left of your responses.

*sigh* Grow up please it would make life easier for the rest of us .. and really the whole helpin' a brother out aspect truly does show just how completely ignorant you continue to be.