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Dear To Tall Litster,

I'm ordering wood today for the treehouse. You will look so handsome in a toolbelt, shorts and work boots.

Wood Lovin' Litster
 
Dear Sexy Litster,

If we were to ever meet, I envision you walking in and me immediately having you sit down. I'll have something sexy on and maybe start a slow lap dance especially for you? My main goal will be to slowly get you out of your clothes. I'll rub on you through your pants. Or maybe grind on you some before slowly undoing your belt. Maybe I'll tease a little more or just slowly work my way down to your zipper and expose your boxers.

You'll already be hard and I'll be able to see your large bulge. As I run my tongue along your waistband, I can feel your big cock peeking out of the top of your boxer shorts. I love the way my tongue feels running along your belly. The hair on your chest and belly is such a huge turn on for me. I rub my fingers through it as my tongue is lightly flicking your tip peeking out. My only thought now is the pleasure I am about to bring to both you and me.

Signed,

Fantasizing Litster
 
Dear Writing Litsters,

I am taking most of these letters to be about me and am very excited to know how you all feel about me. I take great pleasure in reading each line as to what you want to see or experience with me....it has made my putter flutter this morning...what a great way to start the day.

Signed,

Don't spoil my daydream fantasies Litster
 
Dear Bestest Lister -

I know things have been crappy. I wish I could make you feel better, but you'll just have to settle for knowing that I'm thinking of you and that I'm always hoping for the best. If well wishes can nudge the needle a little further from low, then consider it nudged many times every day. You always brighten my day, it would be silly of me not to try to reciprocate. You're the bestest, after all!

:rose:
Precious Litster
 
Dear Wood Lovin Lister
What kind of *Tools* would i have in tool belt?:D
Damn forgot the measuring tape. Oh wait i have something that is the perfect to measure with:devil:
The tree is in great shape darling so are you honey.
Thinking about installing a hot tub on the outside porch of the tree house.
Need to put a sign out front If the tree ia rockin don't come a knockin:D
 
Dear Measured Up Litster,

A hot tub on the porch? Are you crazy? We will have all the nosey joneys over.

Loves the size of your 'tape measure' litster
 
Dear Electrifying Litster,

Unless you have a socket in your pocket, don't forget an extension cord.

Signed,

Vibrating Litster
 
Dear Lovin the size of my "Tape Measure"
Oh no dont want no joneys. Lol
Hot tub yes will put in a privacy fence
Do love when you have your back against the tree.
With your legs around my waist.;)
 
Dear Pounding Litster,

You still need to pull out a few splinters out of my backside

Patiently waiting Litster
 
Dear Patient waiting Lister
I hope you didn't have to wait to long.
And yes after last night not surprised you had some splinter in your backside:)
Yes last night there was alot of pounding. Even heard some explosions;)
Always my pleasure to hammer away honey:D
As far as the splinters bend over and will take them out with my teeth.:kiss:
Yours truly
Handyman Lister:kiss:
 
Dear WTF happened to you Litster,

I miss our little chats, and the crazy way we spat, and how you always showed up just on time.

Signed,

Come around and see me sometime litster.
 
Dear My Handyman Litster,
Not only are you good with your hands. Your lips and tongue make me melt into puddles.

You amaze me every single day.

Waiting for Round 3 Litster
 
Dear waiting for round 3 Lister
I am a hands and lips on kind of guy.
And belive in getting down and in to the heart of the matter
You keep me on my toes all day and night and certain parts of me solid as a rock
Always yours
Up as a flag pole Lister
 
Dear Flag Pole Litster,

I happen to be very fond of your flag pole, even when it's this cold my tongue doesn't freeze on it. I can slide up and down with grace and ease. It fits perfect in my tight little home.

Toes curling Litster
 
Dear adorable Listers -

Get a room!

(But then tell me where it is.:cool:)

(And leave the door cracked.)

(Or just send me a copy of the video.:devil:)

(Just sayin'. :D)

Signed,
Only sorta kidding, but you guys really are adorable. :heart:
 
Dear Flag Pole Litster,

I happen to be very fond of your flag pole, even when it's this cold my tongue doesn't freeze on it. I can slide up and down with grace and ease. It fits perfect in my tight little home.

Toes curling Litster

Dear Toe Curling Lister
Would love to suck each one of those toes. Promise i will go easy know how sensitive they are.
Yes i know how well you slide up and down. I happen to really enjoy the warmth of your home.
Always wanting to open your garage door and park inside.
Smiles
Easy Rider Lister
 
Dear Parked in the Garage Litster,

You're so naughty you got us in trouble. Now go to my room

Waiting not so patiently Litster
 
Dear happy for you lister

Lol yeppers she is adorable. And makes me go Bonkers.
Almost 50 and makes me feel like a high school kid
Laughing
Bonkers Lister
 
Dear Parked in the Garage Litster,

You're so naughty you got us in trouble. Now go to my room

Waiting not so patiently Litster

Dear not so patiently Litster
Does that mean your gonna bend me over your knee as punishment. Wohooooo:D
Like i said last night takes 2 to Tango baby and 2you to make whoopie to:)
Last Tango in Paris Litster
 
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