Dear Litster...

[Treasured]

Paris Traveling Litster

I'm expecting two tickets to Paradise. You can slip it in....ummm under my pillow later. But right now I have to get chained to the washing machine so I have clean panties tomorrow. (shh we won't tell the others I don't wear them)

Love you Litster

 

[Sandman63]

Paris Traveling Litster

I'm expecting two tickets to Paradise. You can slip it in....ummm under my pillow later. But right now I have to get chained to the washing machine so I have clean panties tomorrow. (shh we won't tell the others I don't wear them)

Love you Litster

Dear Love you Litster
Finishing up the kitchen here speaking of anchors lol.
I am going to slip in later.... under your pillow
As i slip in your dreams and thoughts every night and day as you do in mine
Love you babe
Sandman Litster

 

[Miles Long]

Dear Self-Referencing Litster,

You're so vain, you probably wrote this letter to yourself. But answer me this to yourself: are you reading this, or just writing this now? You think you're so meta, well I have news for me. You aren't, am I?

Love,
Me... I mean, you... er, Miles

 

[DayMaker]

Dearest McLover Litster,

You still make me smile, a lot.

Miss you madly & deeply.

Signed,
Glad you still stalk me.

 

[DDgirl]

dear litster,

i don't care if you're a pervert or not, and no i don't want to chat.
and why are you using a female name if you're a guy?

rolling my eyes litster

 

[fire_breeze]

dear litster,

i don't care if you're a pervert or not, and no i don't want to chat.
and why are you using a female name if you're a guy?

rolling my eyes litster

I got the same one!

 

[DDgirl]

I got the same one!

and i thought i was special

 

[Azuldrgon]

and i thought i was special

you are. *hugs*

 

[DDgirl]

you are. *hugs*

thanks Azul *hugs*

 

[VIPER2121]

Dear Lister,

Was thinking of you today and how when we first met and we started talking how you said no personal stuff. Well Im glad we broke those rules. Just want you to know that I adore you and you are truly a great and wonderful friend.

xoxoox
Vipers

 

[Treasured]

Dear Mr. Sandman Litster?

You sprinkled me with all your 'sand' last night and I over slept this morning.
I was sitting at my desk this morning still trying to shake the sleep when I realized its been about 19 years since I slept a full night.
I call for a do over again tonight. If I must get on my knees and umm...beg... I certainly can and will.

Refreshed and Ready Again Litster

 

[Sandman63]

Dear Mr. Sandman Litster?

You sprinkled me with all your 'sand' last night and I over slept this morning.
I was sitting at my desk this morning still trying to shake the sleep when I realized its been about 19 years since I slept a full night.
I call for a do over again tonight. If I must get on my knees and umm...beg... I certainly can and will.

Refreshed and Ready Again Litster

Dear Refreshed and Ready Again Litster
Hope i didn't kick any sand in your eyes
Very glad you slept soundly
Was it just me or did you feel the earth move last night?
Of course if you "were" asleep you wouldn't have felt it. Lol
Do Over? Hmmm. Thought we would start a new chapter on our bed time story book.
Darling you never need to beg to me.
Always
The Author of Bed Time for Treasured Litster

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Dear Litster Man,

A few days you posted to me on a thread and I didn't get a chance to get back to you privately, so hopefully you'll post behind me again sometime and I can PM you and introduce myself. I'm going to go back to that thread and see if I can find your name, since I can't seem to spell it right and find your profile so I can PM you now. It may take some time because that thread moves fast!

From,

A very intrigued Redhead.

 

[BBWangeleyes]

Dear Litster,
I believe I promised you to get in touch if I was in the area. Well, I will be. Feel free to let me know if you'd like to try to meet.
Missing home Litster

 

[fungatorgurl101]

Dear Am Pic Person

I still laugh at your thinking I wanted to meet you and you "putting up a wall".... Exactly what was so intriguing about you that made you think I wanted to meet you. I find it funny you made this big assumption went missing for a period and then came back to capture the attentions of those on the boards with your pics. And honestly I don't know what's worse the mundane pics or the actual attention you have attracted with you subpar personality. But I guess you serve someone's purpose.

*Yawning Litster*

 

[PutMeInCoach12]

Dear gone fishin' litster,

Try to get some sleep today and stay warm!!

Picasso Litster

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Dear E-mailing me Litster,

I doubt you'll see this, but I like to make others chuckle, so I'm sharing this email you sent me with others:

Hmmm.....I have been reading Literotica off and on for a year or so.....I can't say I have read any of your stories....tonight my search is for women authors....I want a womans view and story....not a man's....
You have a very large collection of stories and poems.....you must really like to write and have a lot in you to write about.....Perhaps suggest a story of yours to me....something special to you....

Now others may read this and not get the same "ego-driven, eye-rolling, self-admiring," feeling you have of yourself, but that's what I get. So... instead of suggesting a story of mine to share with you, how about you just not read my work, because honestly, for some reason, your email rubbed me the wrong way. Maybe had you said, "Please." (and nope, I'm not PMSing at this moment)

From,

Mean ol' RedHairedandFriendly

 

[Scentofawoman]

Dear E-mailing me Litster,

I doubt you'll see this, but I like to make others chuckle, so I'm sharing this email you sent me with others:

Hmmm.....I have been reading Literotica off and on for a year or so.....I can't say I have read any of your stories....tonight my search is for women authors....I want a womans view and story....not a man's....
You have a very large collection of stories and poems.....you must really like to write and have a lot in you to write about.....Perhaps suggest a story of yours to me....something special to you....

Now others may read this and not get the same "ego-driven, eye-rolling, self-admiring," feeling you have of yourself, but that's what I get. So... instead of suggesting a story of mine to share with you, how about you just not read my work, because honestly, for some reason, your email rubbed me the wrong way. Maybe had you said, "Please." (and nope, I'm not PMSing at this moment)

From,

Mean ol' RedHairedandFriendly

Lmao!!!

 

[cowslinger64]

Dear Redhairedandbuttholey..


Nothing to add just working butthole into sentence.


Alwaysthoughtyouwerenicer litster

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Lmao!!!

So it's not just me?

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

Dear Redhairedandbuttholey..


Nothing to add just working butthole into sentence.


Alwaysthoughtyouwerenicer litster

Dear Alwaysthoughtyouwerenicer litster,

I always thought you were nicer.

From,

RedhairedandNICEbuttholey Litster

 

[Scentofawoman]

So it's not just me?

I got patronizing

 

[RedHairedandFriendly]

I got patronizing

That too. I read that and thought "seriously?" Thought highly of himself and my desire to please him - *coughgagcoughgagcoughgag*

 

[MsTexas]

Dear You Know Who You Are Litster

You are amazing, even if you don't think so

Signed,

Making Sure You Know Litster

 

[janeyl]

Dear litster

yeah, I don't do that and you're not interesting enough to make me want to try...especially if the little sample you sent is what you believe qualifies...