Dear Litster...

[sunshinegirl05]

Dear Love of Mine,

You're always with me, just as I am with you.



YOUR Litster

 

[Jett_73]

Dear Oh_So_Away Litster,

Gonna miss ya.

*parks the plane in the hangar and hangs up the flight jacket*

Stay well.

Unemployed Pilot Litster

 

[OxfordDon]

Dear Litster,

You'll have to start taking a spare pair of panties to work now...

 

[PrissOff]

Dear Litster,

Fuck you.

Signed "The Bitchy Litster"

 

[TongueLust]

Dear "The Bitchy Litster"

No more wine for you.

Signed,

Bar closed Litster.

 

[PrissOff]

Dear Bar Closed Litster

See ya tomorrow night, then

The Bitchy and sometimes mouthy Litster

 

[TongueLust]

Dear The Bitchy and sometimes mouthy Litster,

I'll reserve a table for you.


Signed,

Big mouth, tongue wagging Litster

 

[TheSilverLining]

Dear (you) litster,

I can't get the lyrics of that song out of my mind.
The little voices inside my head have been singing along to it for days now.
My teeny tiny little braincell is also getting really pissed off.

Totally blaming you for this. (obviously)

From (me) litster.

 

[OxfordDon]

Dear Litster...

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5zdx4NPrM1rnsielo1_400.png

 

[kimbalee]

Dear Litsters Whose Voices I Stalk on OxfordDon's thread,

A good number of your voices are gone and now I can't be all stealthy and listen to you. If you'd like to replace them with new ones, that would be awesome and much appreciated.

Thank you,
Not as Stealthy at Stalking Voices as I was Before I posted this Litster.

 

[TheSilverLining]

Dear dreaming-sweetly litster,

I really do wish there was more I could do to help.
And don't thanks me or i'll just get mad with you.

(and don't call me MISS)

Sending virtual cuggles AND ((.)(.)) <~ just for you, litster

 

[Littlebitofme]

Dear Far Away Lister,
I miss you

 

[Cookie123]

Dear Lister,

No thanks are necessary from you, as what you refer to as 'the daddy room', doesn't exist. There is however, a Daddy Fetish thread that many of us, call home.

Certainly, you realize that the 'strange circumstances' you mentioned, are simply the result of you both being sociopathic. Good luck with that!

Rest assured, if either of you attempt to step foot into our threshold again, it will not end well. She'll be crumbled in the corner of the porch, crying, blaming everyone else for her troubles other than herself, while her 'semi ex' husband lifts her up from the floor just in time to pick up a refill of her meds, which will be misused. Any recent trips to the ER or Urgent Care? Oh, and don't forget the daily fifth of vodka! I hear it goes well with her anti psychotic drugs. Again.. enjoy!!!!

Thank you for taking you BOTH off of our hands!!!!

 

[Jett_73]

Dear Too Much Food Litster,

Dress code? Can we wear our jammies?

Likes-to-be-comfy Litster

 

[Jett_73]

Dear Already-PJ'd,

I heard that roast lamb is a cure for, like, everything!
Especially with home style gravy and mint sauce.

Drat, I've just drooled on my iPad.

Famished and Slavering Litster

 

[Jett_73]

Dear Famished & Satrving Litster,

Oh, you mean like this home made mint sauce I made this afternoon? *waves jug in front of your nose*

Smug Litster

Dear Smug,

I am checking Qantas flights right now.

Coming-to-dinner Litster.

 

[Mollie_F]

Dear Daring Litster

I found neon body paints, a plethora of colours...and 13 different flavours.

That's one tasty zebra.



Too Far Gone to Say Hi to the Nice Girl Litster

 

[Scentofawoman]

Dear floundering lister

Please stay safe. The slow passing of a loved one before our very eyes is the hardest thing one must bare. Fuck time zones and distance. Know that I'm with you to hold your hand if you need it. My ears are always open, even to hear your pain. I'm sorry your footsteps are on this path. Strength for the journey to come.


A concerned friend.

 

[bisolom]

Dear Litsters,

Roast Lamb is in the oven, all invited!

BYO booze.

Sincerely,
Too much food for three.

Is there anything I can bring? Wine? Dessert?

Not a freeloader

 

[Scentofawoman]

Is there anything I can bring? Wine? Dessert?

Not a freeloader

Dear (not) freeloader:

Got room in your airplane to pick up a passenger? I love roasted meat!

Signed,
Definitely freeloading lister

 

[bisolom]

Dear (not) freeloader:

Got room in your airplane to pick up a passenger? I love roasted meat!

Signed,
Definitely freeloading lister

There is ALWAYS room for you!

Bill

 

[Littlebitofme]

Dear Lister,
I love looking into your eyes and seeing you smile. You take my breath....

 

[Scentofawoman]

There is ALWAYS room for you!

Bill

Dear Bill!

That so sweet of you to say! Then you bring the wine and I'll get dessert. I'll let you carry it in so I don't loose my "Freeloading" status.

Doing the happy dance Lister

 

[Scentofawoman]

Dear Lister,
I love looking into your eyes and seeing you smile. You take my breath....

Oh. Thank you!!!

Happy lister


(I know your wasn't for me but it was a beautiful line and I needed it so I stole it. I hope the "other" recipient appreciates it too. )

 

[bisolom]

Dear Bill!

That so sweet of you to say! Then you bring the wine and I'll get dessert. I'll let you carry it in so I don't loose my "Freeloading" status.

Doing the happy dance Lister

The pleasure is all mine.

Bill