Dear Litster...

[JoyDyan]

Dear Non hugging Litster,

I wouldn't share my cooties with you if you begged me for them!

Stingy Litster.

Dear Stingy Litster,

I have pictures of your cooties.

They're pretty nice cooties.

I bet the GB will love them!

Smirking Litster

Dear even if they are on me Litster,

Aww sorry.

Signed,

I like pie Litster.

Dear Pie Litster

See if I let you near my bunny slippers again.

They're still cowering behind the bedroom door.

Cake Litster

 

[TongueLust]

Dear Pie Litster

See if I let you near my bunny slippers again.

They're still cowering behind the bedroom door.

Cake Litster

Dear Cake Litster,

How cute ^

I'll TAKE your bunny slippers with you in them.

Signed,

I prefer cookies anyway Litster.

 

[blulilacgrl]

Dear Cake Litster,

How cute ^

I'll TAKE your bunny slippers with you in them.

Signed,

I prefer cookies anyway Litster.

Dear Cookie lovin' Traitor Litster,

Don't let her fool you. Her bunny slippers are cowering because of what they saw her doing last night.

You're welcome,

Can't stand to see a person blamed for something someone else did Litster

 

[cowslinger64]

Dear Litster


Thanks...I really do appreciate it.

 

[JoyDyan]

Dear Cake Litster,

How cute ^

I'll TAKE your bunny slippers with you in them.

Signed,

I prefer cookies anyway Litster.

Dear Cookie lovin' Traitor Litster,

Don't let her fool you. Her bunny slippers are cowering because of what they saw her doing last night.

You're welcome,

Can't stand to see a person blamed for something someone else did Litster

Dear Cookie Loving Litster

Don't listen to the pie wench. She's just jealous because she doesn't even *have* bunny slippers.

No One Saw Nuttin Litster

 

[TongueLust]

Dear Cookie lovin' Traitor Litster,

Don't let her fool you. Her bunny slippers are cowering because of what they saw her doing last night.

You're welcome,

Can't stand to see a person blamed for something someone else did Litster

Dear Can't stand to see a person blamed for something someone else did Litster,

I'm not a traitor.

*Picks up boa, wraps it around neck, and walks away*

Signed,

Going back on the road with The Rocky Horror Show Litster.

 

[blulilacgrl]

Dear Can't stand to see a person blamed for something someone else did Litster,

I'm not a traitor.

*Picks up boa, wraps it around neck, and walks away*

Signed,

Going back on the road with The Rocky Horror Show Litster.

Dear Touring Litster,

Toucha toucha toucha touch me. I wanna be diiirrrty!

Wanting my own creature of the night Litster.

 

[TongueLust]

Dear Touring Litster,

Toucha toucha toucha touch me. I wanna be diiirrrty!

Wanting my own creature of the night Litster.

Dear Wanting my own creature of the night and cake Litster,

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-JxbL_yqVwH8/ThNoUXb7UFI/AAAAAAAAAoc/O0euURRElms/s1600/20060802020312-chocolate-chip-cookies-small.jpg

Signed,

Cookie lovah Litster.

 

[TongueLust]

Dear Papi-Sir Litster,



Signed,

Creepy P Litster.

 

[aexoticgrl]

.....

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Dear Reptile Lover,

Now that you have it, be careful with it.

Signed,
Slowly Getting There Litster

 

[JoyDyan]

Dear Stalking Litster,

I really don't need a PM *every* time you see me sign on.

I get it.

Overkill doesn't turn me on.

Jeez, Do You Think I'm Slow? Litster

 

[fungatorgurl101]

Dear Stalking Litster,

I really don't need a PM *every* time you see me sign on.

I get it.

Overkill doesn't turn me on.

Jeez, Do You Think I'm Slow? Litster

Dear Jeez, Do you think I'm Slow? Litster

Don't you HATE that!!!!!

Often creeped out myself sometimes Litster

 

[BradBigBrain]

Dear Litsters,

I'm sorry. I thought you liked my immediate PMs. Especially the random dick pictures.

~I promise to slow down, but I'm still going to post stalk you

 

[cowslinger64]

Dear Litsters

If you can't baffle them with brilliance, wear them down with persistence.


Signed, running out of wang pics

 

[newbiebabe]

Dear Mulish One,

I hope the clocks get reset soon... I've missed you!


The Lonely Mulette

 

[JoyDyan]

Dear Overkill Litster,

Seriously.
Now you're on ignore.

Frustrated Litster



Dear Sympathetic Litster
Post-Stalking Litster
And Wang Litster

May this one never stumble across your profile.

Feel free to post-stalk...but it's mostly kisses and sarcasm. Just like RL, but that's just mostly sarcasm.

Send more wang please, I'm almost out.

Smirking Litster

 

[TongueLust]

Dear Overkill Litster,

Seriously.
Now you're on ignore.

Frustrated Litster

Dear Frustrated Litster,

You put me on ignore just because I prefer cookies?

Shame on you.

Signed,

CL Litster.

 

[JoyDyan]

Dear Frustrated Litster,

You put me on ignore just because I prefer cookies?

Shame on you.

Signed,

CL Litster.

Dear CL Litster

Don't mess with the Cake Whore.

Her bunny slippers bite if you push them too far.

Giggling Litster

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Dear Mama Lobo,

Thanks,

Signed,

Trapped Bear Litster

 

[TongueLust]

Dear CL Litster

Don't mess with the Cake Whore.

Her bunny slippers bite if you push them too far.

Giggling Litster

Dear Giggling Litster,

Watch it, I'll make those bunny slippers walk in the middle of the night.

Signed,

*Evil laugh* Litster

 

[mulehead61]

Dear Mulish One,

I hope the clocks get reset soon... I've missed you!


The Lonely Mulette

Dear Lonely Mulette Lister,

Clocks are reset...if I had just used those Energizer Bunny batteries.....


Your Bought the Right Batteries for the Clock Muley Lister....

 

[fire_breeze]

Dear my all, my M.A. Litster,

After much thought after that text, I decided that you thoroughly enjoyed the reaction... as much as I enjoyed the visions. And glare or no glare, I still wanna! I'll sneak it in, somehow.

I honestly need to show you what I mean .

Always.

Yours, your C litster.

 

[TongueLust]

Dear Curious Litster,

I'm submissive with men, but not just any Dom.

I'm very Dominant with women. Got it? I hope so.

Signed,

Not easily impressed Litster.

 

[RjThoughts]

Dear Not Easily Impressed

I might just buy one of these

http://www.rag-bone.com/store/productimages/regular/3923_black_fl.jpg


Read Too Many Hard-Boiled Detective Stories