Dear Litster...

[TongueLust]

Dear Getting There Litster,

I know the feeling.

*Hugs*

Signed,
Give it time Litster.

 

[BBWangeleyes]

Dear Litster,
Do I ever cross your mind?

I doubt it.

Rarely Here Litster

 

[thekid36]

 

[MSH2]

Dear Litster,
Sure is a shame no one really believes you are the victim.
-Kiss-My-Ass-Litster

Dear Litster,

is there an orderly queue? or a waiting list?

 

[MSH2]

Dear Lined-Up-Litster
There's an extensive interview process, followed by a number of aptitude tests. I suggest you have your people call my people.

-Famous Assed Litster

Dear Famous Litster,

My people will be in touch shortly. Of course, they will fill in the application forms in a way most favourable to me

 

[Lady_Fiona]

Dear famous assed Litster

Can I just volunteer?


Sharpening teeth, ready to bite litster

 

[MSH2]

Dear Cheater Litster
Thats fine. The interview and testing are quite rigorous.
-Far Too Uppity Litster

Dear Litster,

That's quite alright, I'm getting very good with rigorous testing Its been that kind of year

 

[Lady_Fiona]

Dear Bitey Litster
You have an all-day pass
-Greedy Litster

Dear greedy litster

Already licking my lips, brace yourself

Flexing my fingers ready for hair litster

 

[Lady_Fiona]

Dear Ready To Go Litster
I am sufficiently braced.

Ready To Be Ravished And Taken Litster

Dear ready litster

Grabbing you by the hair, licking your neck and dragging you to the bed, is just the start.

Getting the cuffs, paddle and toys ready litster

 

[MSH2]

Dear ready litster

Grabbing you by the hair, licking your neck and dragging you to the bed, is just the start.

Getting the cuffs, paddle and toys ready litster

Dear litster,

I have this wonderful plastic foam sword thing. Long reach, comfy handle, will most likely really hurt, am willing to lend it for a price

 

[thekid36]

Dear Odd Named Lister,

You can kiss the tukuses of your nasty-ass friends all you want. I could give a flying fuck to be honest. You call others hacking into my account and posting rude things without my knowledge and authority victims all you want. I have the truth on my side.



Signed,
The Chosen One

Dear Litster,
Sure is a shame no one really believes you are the victim.
-Kiss-My-Ass-Litster

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Dear One who's ass is already to bite,

I will watch and take pics.

Signed,

Ready to aim (the camera) litster

 

[thekid36]

 

[MysteriousMike]

Dear Sexy Litster,

Your good morning text made me start this day with a smile and it hasn't gone away since.
Thank you for reminding me what it's like to be happy...

Signed,
Mysterious Litster

 

[Lady_Fiona]

Dear chosen one litster

I find on the whole, no one gives enough of a flying fuck to even be bothered THINKING about 'hacking' into an account. This is Lit, not Wikileaks. Just sayin.

Signed

Grown up and old enough to know better litster

 

[thekid36]

Dear Miss Lady Lumps,

I find on the whole, that you would think no one would even have the damn nerve to think about hack into someone else's account. Funny thing is that it actually did happen. Because, not only did they post something without my knowledge and permission. But, they also changed my password and now I cannot log into it. Life ain't a bowl of cherries so to speak, is it? Oh, sorry. Did not mean to get you hungry there.

Signed,
The Chosen One

Dear chosen one litster

I find on the whole, no one gives enough of a flying fuck to even be bothered THINKING about 'hacking' into an account. This is Lit, not Wikileaks. Just sayin.

Signed

Grown up and old enough to know better litster

 

[MSH2]

Dear Miss Lady Lumps,

I find on the whole, that you would think no one would even have the damn nerve to think about hack into someone else's account. Funny thing is that it actually did happen. Because, not only did they post something without my knowledge and permission. But, they also changed my password and now I cannot log into it. Life ain't a bowl of cherries so to speak, is it? Oh, sorry. Did not mean to get you hungry there.

Signed,
The Chosen One

Dear chosen one,

Doesnt the Forgot password link thingy send a password reset link to the email address that YOU set when you created the account. In other words. Cant YOU reset the password you ............... for whatever reason no longer have? SHouldnt you in fact be doing that instead of sticking the place up with drama? If I wanted drama I'd be watching crappy Tv

Kind regards and all that

 

[UCanBLeafinMe]

Dear "The Chosen One"

You used the worst grammar imaginable writing your last Lister letter. If that's the way you wrote in your other, "hacked" name, I can't see why someone would want to.

Signed
Mom of high school graduates that wrote better than a "chosen one" in 6th grade

 

[Lady_Fiona]

Dear José

My heart bleeds for your situation, have you tried 'dickhead' as your password? Not ALL lumpy girls are lumpy because they eat too much. You could also try 'ignoramus'.

Signed

Lumpy but happy not to be a twat litster

 

[Lady_Fiona]

Dear Mom Litster

Brava

Lumpy litster

 

[thekid36]

Dear Russell Crowe,

Don't expect me to eat crow. I could do that I suppose. I could do whatever I would like. However, what about the fact that my privacy was invaded? Is that not something that would ruin your supper a little?

Signed,
The Chosen One

Dear chosen one,

Doesnt the Forgot password link thingy send a password reset link to the email address that YOU set when you created the account. In other words. Cant YOU reset the password you ............... for whatever reason no longer have? SHouldnt you in fact be doing that instead of sticking the place up with drama? If I wanted drama I'd be watching crappy Tv

Kind regards and all that

 

[MSH2]

Dear Russell Crowe,

Don't expect me to eat crow. I could do that I suppose. I could do whatever I would like. However, what about the fact that my privacy was invaded? Is that not something that would ruin your supper a little?

Signed,
The Chosen One

Not really. I have no personal information on here. This is where I go for fun and conversation. It would be wrong to say I dont take this place seriously, but not i n a serious way .

You have a choice, You can play the victim every time something bad happens to you. I refuse to live my life that way, I'd never get out of bed. Or you can accept the past as the past and move on.

Which is what I'm doing </dramaoff>

 

[thekid36]

Dear Driving Miss Daisy,

Who are you, the Grammar Police? I will write the way I would like to and please feel free to do the same. Have a nice day now!

Signed,
The Chosen One

Dear "The Chosen One"

You used the worst grammar imaginable writing your last Lister letter. If that's the way you wrote in your other, "hacked" name, I can't see why someone would want to.

Signed
Mom of high school graduates that wrote better than a "chosen one" in 6th grade

 

[Azuldrgon]

Dear Russell Crowe,

Don't expect me to eat crow. I could do that I suppose. I could do whatever I would like. However, what about the fact that my privacy was invaded? Is that not something that would ruin your supper a little?

Signed,
The Chosen One

Dude:

Seriously, this is the internet.
Was your privacy invaded? Yes.
Should it piss you off? Definitely.
Is the most mature way of handling it bringing it onto Lit and pissing off a bunch of people as you try to find answers? Probably not.

First off, I apologize that your privacy was invaded. No one should go through that crap. However, you are putting your energies in the wrong direction here.
All you're doing right now is throwing a tantrum, or at least that is the perception. Going after folks on a witch hunt will not find the culprits nor will you gain anything from it.

Instead, use the link to reset your password, then run a virus scan on your computer. If you have a Facebook account, i suggest you change the password there too since most hackers use Facebook to accomplish their goals. (happened to me)
Once you get your identity back, relax and take some time off of Lit to let the dust settle. Then let the admins know in a calm manner what happened so they can do some stuff that admins do. Then see what happens.

Drama begets drama, not results. Best case scenario is that you're more secure. Does that make sense?

been here done that Litster.

 

[UCanBLeafinMe]

Dear Driving Miss Daisy,

Who are you, the Grammar Police? I will write the way I would like to and please feel free to do the same. Have a nice day now!

Signed,
The Chosen One

Dear Whiner

Get off your high horse because, frankly, NO ONE GIVES A SHIT! Grow a pair and move on

Signed
A Mom with bigger balls than you