Dear Litster...

[perkyT]

Dear Litster,

Aww. Poor baby. All new to Lit, not getting the attention you THINK you deserve so you resort to being rude.

Suck it up, buttercup. Play nice, play fun, play sexy...or take your ass off the playground.

Here for the playtime treats litster

 

[desireinyellow]

Dear Litster,
I am sorry you are feeling neglected, it was not my intention. Please remember you are my closest and dearest friend I have. I try very hard to make any amount of time with you that I can everyday. You mean so very much to me I do not want to lose our closeness because of my being stresses at home. Please be patient with me. I promise I will work harder on keeping you close and spend more time with you that you are available to me. Thank you for being here for me.
Love, the one who needs you.

 

[Fractured_Soul]

Dear fractured litster ~
I've never interacted with you, but I'm sorry that you've been hurt here by someone(s). There are certainly some really nice people here on lit, but there are also people that seem to be so caught up in the "cyber thing" that they forget people here are actually real people.

Sending you some healing thoughts litster

Dear Lurking Litster,

I'm glad to know some people aside from myself decency of character should be the standard, not the exception. Too many people don cruelty behind the anonymity the internet provides.

When did common courtesy become so uncommon?

Still Chivalrous Litster.

 

[Mollie_F]

Dear Wiser than a Taxi Driver Litster,

It was nice to find you as I wandered back down those roads today. Synchronicity works in lovely ways.

Smiling inside too, thank you.

Tending to Roses Litster

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

Dear Litster or Two -

I feel bad that I can't live up to your hopes for me. It's not that I don't want to, I just don't even know where to start at this point. Like looking around a house full of garbage and being to paralyzed by the enormity of the task to even begin to fix it.

I think I have a first step planned, but I don't know if I have faith that it will move me forward.

You might be better off joining the frustrated-and-given-up category. It would at least carry the benefit of not forcing me to drag others along with me.

No Hard Feelings,
Stubbornly Way Down Here Litster

 

[JoyDyan]

Dear Stubborn Litster,

I don't have a clue what you're talking about, but ain't nobody giving up on nobody.

*grabs a garbage bag and starts throwing shit away*

More Stubborn Than You Litster

 

[cowslinger64]

Dear Shit Tossing Litster...



I KNOW you ain't talkin bout me, cause I am the KING MOFO of stubborn.


Jus Sayin Litster..

 

[TongueLust]

Dear Litster,

Miss you.

Signed,

HC Litster

 

[JoyDyan]

Dear King MOFO Litster,

I wasn't....cuz holy crap and crap, Batman, I don't know ANYbody as stubborn as you.

Sincerely,
I'll Take The Consolation Prize For Second Place Litster

 

[BradBigBrain]

Dear No Hard Feelings Litster,

Ain't my job
To fuck you on your birthday
Ain't my job
To fuck you on your birthday anymore
Ain't my job
To fuck you on your birthday
Ain't my job
To fuck you on your birthday anymore

Maybe you got screwed but i dumped you 'cause you ain't nothin' but trash
I put out despite the fact that you're like a hawaiian punch moustache
Right under my nose thinking i'm so colonel klink oblivious
But how could i not see you got off scot-free 'cause i know this means it

Ain't my job
To fuck you on your birthday
Ain't my job
To fuck you on your birthday anymore
Ain't my job
To fuck you on your birthday
Ain't my job
To fuck you on your birthday anymore

If i want to be repeatedly shit on i'll go make dutch porn
When roughly translated even your naked truth means squat and what's more
I'm missing you like a hijacked flight on september 11th
I don't know who got on you but i'm not wrong in thanking them since it

Ain't my job
To fuck you on your birthday
Ain't my job
To fuck you on your birthday anymore
Ain't my job
To fuck you on your birthday
Ain't my job
To fuck you on your birthday anymore

Maybe it ain't your birthday but then again
Ya know i wouldn't give a fuck
When what i shoulda got is over ya sooner so now
I'm just gonna wrap it up

Maybe it ain't your birthday but then again
Ya know i wouldn't give a fuck
When what i shoulda got is over ya sooner so now
I'm just gonna wrap it up

Ain't my job
I'm just gonna wrap it up
To fuck you on your birthday
I'm just gonna wrap it up
Ain't my job
I'm just gonna wrap it up
To fuck you on your birthday anymore
I'm just gonna wrap it up
Ain't my job
I'm just gonna wrap it up
To fuck you on your birthday
I'm just gonna wrap it up
Ain't my job
I'm just gonna wrap it up
To fuck you on your birthday anymore
I'm just gonna wrap it up

 

[Aquagal]

Dear Litster,

I'm thankful it's not my birthday.

Aqua

 

[BradBigBrain]

Dear Litster,

I'm thankful it's not my birthday.

Aqua

LOL.

I'd make an exception in your case!

 

[Mollie_F]

Dear Lost Perspective Litster

When YOU were grieving, when YOU were sick, when YOU had troubles, I stayed - right there. But when the tables turn…. I couldn't even rely on you to ask.

Whilst you wrapped yourself up bemoaning the one who won't stay in touch, you lost the one who DID.

Never speaking this hurt again Litster

 

[TongueLust]

.....

 

[newbiebabe]

Dear Muley One,

http://i808.photobucket.com/albums/zz3/newbiebabe/lottle_zpsd9adf8d7.jpg



The Mulettish One

 

[smotherman]

Dear Wagering Litster,

So, have you decided on the bet yet?

Giants will destroy the Steelers lol

Waiting Litster

 

[sereneone4u]

Dear Wagering Litster,

So, have you decided on the bet yet?

Giants will destroy the Steelers lol

Waiting Litster

No fucking way, dude!

 

[BradBigBrain]

No fucking way, dude!

Dear Litster,

Way!

~with your sexy self

 

[angie33]

Dear LIster,

You sent me this.

If I may, I'd like to masturbate to you.
Bob

I guess you're unable to read a profile which is one of the reasons why you probably can't get a date other then Rosie,

 

[sereneone4u]

Dear Litster,

Way!

~with your sexy self

pre-season does not count

 

[mulehead61]

Dear Muley One,

http://i808.photobucket.com/albums/zz3/newbiebabe/lottle_zpsd9adf8d7.jpg



The Mulettish One

Dear Mulettish Litster,

I really don't think this can be topped....

Feeling All Warm and Gooey Inside Mule Litster

 

[newbiebabe]

Dear Mulettish Litster,

I really don't think this can be topped....

Feeling All Warm and Gooey Inside Mule Litster

Dear Gooey Mule,

Hmmm... I dunno... I can think of a way to top you..errrr, it.

Thoughts of being a gooey Mulette Litster

 

[kimbalee]

Dear Wagering Litster,

So, have you decided on the bet yet?

Giants will destroy the Steelers lol

Waiting Litster

Dear Waiting Litster,

I beg to differ... and you are SO mistaken.

Get ready to wave the Terrible Towel, Smartypants.

Cheering for the Winning Team Litster.

No fucking way, dude!

*high five* for this Litster.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Dear Waiting Litster,

I beg to differ... and you are SO mistaken.

Get ready to wave the Terrible Towel, Smartypants.

Cheering for the Winning Team Litster.




*high five* for this Litster.

Dear Crying Towel Litsters,

Ummm, ahem... Giants 18 Steelers 13.


Grinning Litster.

 

[kimbalee]

Dear Crying Towel Litsters,

Ummm, ahem... Giants 18 Steelers 13.


Grinning Litster.

Grinning Litster,

grrr.... we'll see.

Humble Victor who will not Gloat when she Wins Litster.