Dear Litster...

[Sensualdreamer]

Dear disabled his lit account

I thought you were different. Your behaviour hurts.
It hurts b/c I give a damn about you. I viewed you as a friend,
and for you to act like I don't exist hurts.
You blocked me as a Facebook friend and that's low even for you.
I'm at a point where I just need to accept that I can do better
and find new friends, the part that sucks is believing you were better.

I hope you can look in the mirror and accept that you burned the bridge
on our friendship...fuck it you only poured the gas I'm lighting the match!

I can't pretend to know why you've done this, but suspect it was b/c
your girlfriend was somehow threatened - she should be too b/c I have no problem
telling you that you're going to wind up as bitch bait if you stay w/ her

I have my suspicions and they're not unfounded or w/o reason.
-Clue #1 you're so important to her that she totally ignored your birthday AFTER
you invited her to the lake to celebrate - yeah tell me how exciting that was when you were
making excuses for her...not enough oh okay
-Clue #2 when you spent the night w/ her, and her grown -might I add ADULT daughter got pissed b/c
you were in bed w/ her mom and surprise surprise mommy & daughter sleep in the same bed
sounds healthy huh, and what a role model to introduce your daughters to! You admitted you were creeped out by it and you persist after this guttersnipe b/c you want to whet your
appetite for sex oh okay...
-Clue #3 when you're out on a date she abruptly ends it via an emergency phone call
...
Yeah she's that into you...not! Truth is she looks like a damn saddle that's been ridden so many times that you may wanna get an std test done ASAP!

Do I really need to say that you know how to pick a winner or does sarcasm fail to register?

I forgive you for how you have treated me, and hope you & your daughters are doing well.

Shutting this chapter on my life...me

 

[Mollie_F]

Dear This Will Speak to Your Soul Litster

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyb8411BLI1r2hyylo1_500.jpg

Making Sure It's Just Out Of Reach Litster

 

[mickyp123]

Dear attracted to neon signs Litster

A Strawberry blonde is going to make your knees tremble

Just letting you find your silk gag

Always focused Litster

 

[perkyT]

Dearest Bella,

T'anks for that website. Since I am limited in my activities today, I will browse it for hours. It's so much better than The Discovery Channel.

*pouf*

adding more glitter to your eversparkling soul Litster

 

[MrsMellowCake]

My Dear Ass-Worshipping Litster,

I'm breaking my self imposed Lit ban for you.
Hope you're OK. I miss you and your filthy mouth like crazy.

A xxx

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Dear Litster who may or may not still be here,

I don't think that we will ever go back to the way our friendship was. It's sad...but at the same time.....I think that it's okay!

Me

 

[Mollie_F]

Dear Picking Up On My Gramma Litster

Thank you.



Bookworm Litster

 

[LusterMunky]

Dearest Lister . . .

http://i1296.photobucket.com/albums/ag15/9turtles9/roller-coaster_zps397b29fa.jpg

 

[chargergirl]

Dear Litster,

I miss you.

A lot.

I even dreamed about you the other night.

CG

 

[MrsBorg]

Dear Litster ~ are you still sponging??

 

[BradBigBrain]

Dear Litster ~ are you still sponging??

Dear sexy,

I would be if I knew what that was.

~ Me.

 

[Kat73]

Dearest Lister . . .

http://i1296.photobucket.com/albums/ag15/9turtles9/roller-coaster_zps397b29fa.jpg

Dear Munky Litster,

Yes, I am stalking you. This pic is awesome!! I need to add it to my siggy line as it fits with it well. I do love a good roller coaster.

Stalking Furry Litsters

 

[Azuldrgon]

Dear Stalking Furry Listers:

Dragons don't have fur.

Dragon Litster.

 

[Kat73]

Dear Stalking Furry Listers:

Dragons don't have fur.

Dragon Litster.

Dearest Dragon Litster,

I don't have to stalk you. I can just ask!!

Exhausted Litster

 

[Azuldrgon]

Dearest Dragon Litster,

I don't have to stalk you. I can just ask!!

Exhausted Litster

Dear Exhausted Litster:

*cuddles*

Pillow Litster.

 

[Treasured]

Dear Stargazer litster

Second star the right and straight on to morning ....

Your little twinkle

 

[sassylilthang]

Dear litsters,

The smell of desperation is in the air and it isn't coming from me.

Remember kids, desperation is a stinky cologne. Not a good look for anyone.

 

[ShortChangeHero]

Dear Stalking Furry Listers:

Dragons don't have fur.

Dragon Litster.

Tell that to the guys who did the animated version of 'The Hobbit' back in the 70s.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/66/Smaug_The_Hobbit_1977.jpg/220px-Smaug_The_Hobbit_1977.jpg

 

[Twlightdreamer]

Dear Skating Lister,

You make me feel like a wanton slut...

I like it.

- Dreaming Lister

 

[Thandi]

Litster,

If you're going to send me a dirty PM, at least use spell check and spell my damn name right! WTF?!

 

[ChainedUp]

Dear Litster,

Please disregard Thandi's message. The fact that you have poor grammar, spell incorrectly, and have difficulty stringing coherent thoughts together makes me look good. I appreciate your efforts and don't forget to include unrequested cock shots in your messages as well.

Regards,

 

[Thandi]

Dear Litster,

Please disregard Thandi's message. The fact that you have poor grammar, spell incorrectly, and have difficulty stringing coherent thoughts together makes me look good. I appreciate your efforts and don't forget to include unrequested cock shots in your messages as well.

Regards,

THAT made me laugh, as in fact....he did.

 

[ChainedUp]

THAT made me laugh, as in fact....he did.

Don't laugh, that open letter needs to be taken seriously.

 

[Scentofawoman]

Dear chainman,

Because you have figured out I am evil is actually bonus points. Many men still think I'm a fake, possibly even a man.

Toying around

 

[ChainedUp]

Dear TigerLady,

Once again I am pleased so many think of you as a fraud. Clearly their loss is my gain. Now if I can just figure this damn toy-thing out

chained