Dear Litster...

[Golden_Silence]

Dear Blood thirsty castration crazed female Litsters,

Is this a combined time of the month thing??

*runs for the hills*

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Litster,

Look on ebay... you may get one cheap there

Dear Litster,

I tried.

All i could find where pictures of you wearing nothing but an apron.

I didn't know you had a calendar coming out

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Blood thirsty castration crazed female Litsters,

Is this a combined time of the month thing??

*runs for the hills*

Dear Litster,

Thanks for choosing to run up the hill, it'll slow you down, easier for us to catch you.

 

[pleaz_me]

Dear Blood thirsty castration crazed female Litsters,

Is this a combined time of the month thing??

*runs for the hills*

Dear HandsDownHisPantsProtectingHisDick Litster ~

I believe it's a crazed male time of the month where all of the bahstards come out the woodwork.

 

[Lorilei]

Dear Lister with a Cleaver

You do the whacking, I will code that for you 878.2- casteration, traumatic . . .that way you will get insurance reimbursment for your time and the use of your supplies

Try 878.3......not only traumatic, but complicated.......I like that code!!!!!

You do coding too?

 

[tnblondie]

Try 878.3......not only traumatic, but complicated.......I like that code!!!!!

You do coding too?

Dear smartthinking Lister
Ok we can go with 878.3, maybe get a little more money

Yes, I do, and I love being able to work from home

 

[chunu]

Dear Litster,

Your idea is ingenius...for a man

The only way I could improve on it is by suggesting we do away with the eliminations altogether and just do a mass castrating...

What do you mean, get the knives "out"?
You mean we don't all have them hanging on our butcher belts just waiting for one of you lot to walk on by?

Damn we're getting lax No wonder you're out of control

Dear Litster

Knives Out, great Radiohead song

 

[Golden_Silence]

Dear Litster,

I tried.

All i could find where pictures of you wearing nothing but an apron.

I didn't know you had a calendar coming out

Dear Litster...

It wasn 't me

 

[Golden_Silence]

Dear Litster,

Thanks for choosing to run up the hill, it'll slow you down, easier for us to catch you.

Dear Litster,

You have a point, maybe so, but that means you too are running up that hill...

*kate bush song intro....*

 

[chunu]

Dear Litster...

It wasn 't me

Dear Litster

Good Shaggy song

Hits head against keyboard before taking this thread over What Music Is In My Head like

 

[Golden_Silence]

Dear HandsDownHisPantsProtectingHisDick Litster ~

I believe it's a crazed male time of the month where all of the bahstards come out the woodwork.

Dear Litster,

Crazy... Yes

Bastahd... Nope

Woodwork??? Maybe

 

[Lorilei]

Dear smartthinking Lister
Ok we can go with 878.3, maybe get a little more money

Yes, I do, and I love being able to work from home

Dear Litster,

Me too!

 

[Golden_Silence]

Dear Litster

Good Shaggy song

Hits head against keyboard before taking this thread over What Music Is In My Head like

Dear Litster,

Better start running, I can hear knives

 

[chunu]

Dear Litster,

Crazy... Yes

Bastahd... Nope

Woodwork??? Maybe

Dear Litster

Woodwork, Arsenal, Emirates, small boys, jumpers for goalposts...

 

[pleaz_me]

Dear Litster,

Crazy... Yes

Bastahd... Nope

Woodwork??? Maybe

Dear Litster ~

Wood? I didn't hear anything else ... sowwy

Signed,
Jumpingintheshower Litster

 

[Golden_Silence]

Dear Litster

Woodwork, Arsenal, Emirates, small boys, jumpers for goalposts...

Dear Litster

You killed it.... I swing for the other side of Norf London... Tottenham Hotspur... Please

 

[chunu]

Dear Litster

You killed it.... I swing for the other side of Norf London... Tottenham Hotspur... Please

Dear Litster

All football rivalries are forgotten in Lit-land

God help me, I have a soft spot for freaking Crystal Palace for my sins

 

[Golden_Silence]

Dear Litster

All football rivalries are forgotten in Lit-land

God help me, I have a soft spot for freaking Crystal Palace for my sins

Dear Litster...

Christ, you are unwell....

 

[AboutFace]

Dear Litster

We could have a vote for male castration of the day, Survivor style

Can just imagine the gals on here, some of them, getting the carving knives out - the shink shink sound of them against each other

I'm ADORING this idea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wuv you.

 

[chunu]

I'm ADORING this idea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wuv you.

Dear Litster

You forgot to Dear Litster again. This is your second offence in twenty four hours if I recall correctly.

Assume the position

 

[lovemonster]

Dear Litster,

I tried.

All i could find where pictures of you wearing nothing but an apron.

I didn't know you had a calendar coming out

Dear Litster,

Wasn't he wearing his frilly girls knickers?

 

[Golden_Silence]

Dear Litster,

Wasn't he wearing his frilly girls knickers?

Dear Litster,

When is your opticians visit scheduled???

 

[sasebrats]

Dear Litster,

I tried.

All i could find where pictures of you wearing nothing but an apron.

I didn't know you had a calendar coming out

Dear Sappy Appy Litster,

Where did you find previews of the calendar? Can I have the link too?

 

[sasebrats]

Dear Litster

You forgot to Dear Litster again. This is your second offence in twenty four hours if I recall correctly.

Assume the position

Dear Smiley Litster,

Give her hell man she needs to learn the rules of the game!

 

[lovemonster]

Dear Litster,

When is your opticians visit scheduled???

Dear Litster,

On the same day as your next lingerie shopping expedition.