Dear Litster...

[Golden_Silence]

Dear AVtease Litster,

We've been waiting impatiently for 10 minutes now.

Don't tell me you're one of those guys who takes their time

Dear Impatient Litster,

Sorry, but I do take my time on many things....

 

[lovemonster]

Dear SoonToBeVeryDisappointed Litster,

Good luck with that...

Dear DontUnderestimateThePowerOfAWoman Litster,

Thanks a lot, I can see how sincerely you mean that

 

[Golden_Silence]

Dear DontUnderestimateThePowerOfAWoman Litster,

Thanks a lot, I can see how sincerely you mean that

Dear Doubting Litster,

You don't think I'm sincere??

 

[asian_princess]

Dear FlippyFlappyFlang- *faints* *gets back up again* Litster,

Hey, I'll have you know I sewed up the panel. It was flapping in front of my eyes and I couldn't see the keyboard!

Those trojans were only used once, there were far too many of them in that horse for me to keep satisfied, I had to lend some to Essa.

I'm not sure about warm, but it does tend to get me in a pickle from time to time. And it may be small, but it's beautifully preserved.

Dear PrettyPickledPricklyPuss- *pants* Litster,

Nooooooooo! You can't sew up the panel, then I won't know what part goes where And since when did you need to see the keyboard when you Cam.

Damn, i've heard about a man with too much horsepower, but never a horse with too much manpower. Did you tell Essa when to return them? You know KyKyHolderOfTheCreditCards is gonna be stuck with a crapload of late fees the way she'll be going through those FuckTroys.

I don't doubt you find yourself in a pickle, or at least the other way around, what I tell you about using condom-ents?! *sighs* But i guess if you must be so irresponsible, I'm glad you do it with relish.

 

[lovemonster]

Dear Doubting Litster,

You don't think I'm sincere??

Dear PostingWithTheUtmostSincerity Litster,

Erm...do you really want me to answer that?

 

[Golden_Silence]

Dear PostingWithTheUtmostSincerity Litster,

Erm...do you really want me to answer that?

Dear Scornful Litster

Post your answer if you want.... Its a free board

Unlike some places that I hear the membership is so exclusive that they actually turn class down

 

[lovemonster]

Dear PrettyPickledPricklyPuss- *pants* Litster,

Nooooooooo! You can't sew up the panel, then I won't know what part goes where And since when did you need to see the keyboard when you Cam.

Damn, i've heard about a man with too much horsepower, but never a horse with too much manpower. Did you tell Essa when to return them? You know KyKyHolderOfTheCreditCards is gonna be stuck with a crapload of late fees the way she'll be going through those FuckTroys.

I don't doubt you find yourself in a pickle, or at least the other way around, what I tell you about using condom-ents?! *sighs* But i guess if you must be so irresponsible, I'm glad you do it with relish.

Dear TruculentTeasingTornadoTit- *trips* Litster,

I would think you'd be able to see what part goes where in your sleep, you're so practiced at it now! And didn't you know, I'm aspidistrous, I can type with my buds too.

You know I stamped the return date on their butts but she does like to keep them in her cellar, and it's a bit Sparta-n down there. Unfortunately in order to avoid the late fees, he'd have to take her to Paris.

I tried bieng careful but those Trojans don't take kindly to being doused in vinegar. They'd had their chips by then and burger-ed off.

 

[lovemonster]

Dear Scornful Litster

Post your answer if you want.... Its a free board

Unlike some places that I hear the membership is so exclusive that they actually turn class down

Dear Rejected Litster,

Don't tell me....you don't mean....it's....CLIQUEY?????????

 

[anna_tv]

Dear Litster(s),

Do you realise how passive-aggressive that sounded?

 

[keiffers]

Dear Rejected Litster,

Don't tell me....you don't mean....it's....CLIQUEY?????????

Dear Litster....

don't you know, there are NO cliques on lit.....so silly....

 

[candiman40]

Dear Litster

Are there clics or clicks or any other form of spelling ?

 

[BlueMorpho]

Are there clics or clicks or any other form of spelling ?

Like cliques?

 

[TallGentleman27]

Like cliques?

I love the way you spell

 

[keiffers]

Dear Litster

this would be like kliq/cliq/clique....you know those groups of people who believe that they are better than everyone else, typically seen in junior high and high school....the jock clique....the nerd clique....the list goes on and on....

 

[anna_tv]

I love the way you spell

What correctly?

Am I missing something? What's the other spelling of clique?

 

[BlueMorpho]

Dear Litster

this would be like kliq/cliq/clique....you know those groups of people who believe that they are better than everyone else, typically seen in junior high and high school....the jock clique....the nerd clique....the list goes on and on....

Dear Litster,

But I AM better than everyone else.

Nice to see you back, hon.

 

[BlueMorpho]

What correctly?

Am I missing something? What's the other spelling of clique?

Dear Lister,

Being new (and with a lovely av, btw) you might not have noticed that many people 'round these parts don't know how to spell.

Sincerely,

The one who gets aggravated daily by the misspelling

 

[keiffers]

Dear Litster,

But I AM better than everyone else.

Nice to see you back, hon.

dear litster

I am just a figment of your imagination...

 

[BlueMorpho]

dear litster

I am just a figment of your imagination...

Dear Litster,

But at least you're a cute one.

 

[anna_tv]

Dear Lister,

Being new (and with a lovely av, btw) you might not have noticed that many people 'round these parts don't know how to spell.

Sincerely,

The one who gets aggravated daily by the misspelling

Dear Litster,

Thanks for the kind compliment and answer to my question. Your av makes me quiver

My spelling is bad - that's why I use a dictionary. I wonder what other people's excuse is?

You can find me in the dictionary - try P for pedant.

 

[keiffers]

Dear Litster,

But at least you're a cute one.

dear litster

are you trying to get fresh.....i'm not that kind of boy....

 

[BlueMorpho]

Dear Litster,

Thanks for the kind compliment and answer to my question. Your av makes me quiver

My spelling is bad - that's why I use a dictionary. I wonder what other people's excuse is?

You can find me in the dictionary - try P for pedant.

Dear Litster,

You're right after me in the dictionary then, 'cause you'll find me under P for penchant.

And I've given up trying to understand why these things happen. I've only ranted once about alot versus a lot. (The second is correct.)

 

[BlueMorpho]

dear litster

are you trying to get fresh.....i'm not that kind of boy....

Dear Litster,

*rotflmao*

 

[keiffers]

Dear Litster,

*rotflmao*

Dear mistaken litster

you laugh now....

 

[anna_tv]

Dear Litster,

You're right after me in the dictionary then, 'cause you'll find me under P for penchant.

And I've given up trying to understand why these things happen. I've only ranted once about alot versus a lot. (The second is correct.)

Dear Litster,

I find the apostrophe before your cause adorable.