Dear Litster...

[hotsxylady]

Dear I'm a bloody mind reader Litster


Yes you are.


I need my brain cell back...I'm trying to do some work here.


Oh thanks for that link btw...made me spew my super latte all over my monitor again.

I preferred the "spritzing" one on loop...mmmmmmmm

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Obviously Not Working Cos She's Stalking Me On Lit Litster,

Any time, honey. Anytime

*laughs* I was trying to erase the spritzing image from your head so you could concentrate.

Instead you spritzed your coffee all over the screen.

It was the slooooooooooow mooooooootion that really topped it off.

*sighs* You know, he has a whole series of videos, from all different angles... um... i hear, I wouldnt know for sure...of course...

Nevermind *checks clock* It should time for the morning crowd on here soon, and I can send you more links again to help you concentrate

And i'm pissed that you kept all the boy toy action to yourself last night.

You know how I love me some stoned dead beat dole bludger man meat

 

[hotsxylady]

Dear trying to make me jealous Litster

Why the fuck would I want to erase that particular image...ok apart from the "w" reason...

Hm. My spritzing wasn't half as impressive as his though. My screen is now all black splatters...in fact when I look at your AV you look like you have leprosy .

*makes note must buy screen wipes*


Whole series...thought you were trying to help with my procrastinating you know Im gonna go search now.

Hm. Boy toys? Honey I don't think all four of them together would make one decent guy. That combined with the foreign substances NOT a good combination. They actually all managed to get hard-on's just watching the Ministry of Sound dance channel ffs!!

*sigh*

SEE..what you have to look forward to in few months sweets??

 

[Guest]

Dear Litster

Thank you so much. Not only do you make me laugh, remembering your whining to me not so long ago, about your nasty treatment by those whose puppet you now are, but your reputation as a scumbag is so widespread that whenever you post one of your 'hilarious' rejoiners... I get PMs saying if you're involved I must be telling the truth! Result!! I have no idea what you're saying, as like the rest you're on ignore.. but keep it up chump... doin' goooood.

 

[pleaz_me]

Dear Thinking it's all about You Litster:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7B7bVD_DkM4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYOwJ5gVnLA

Signed,

Me.

 

[sasebrats]

Dear Little You Litster,

You just made me snort.

Signed
Pig

 

[pleaz_me]

Dear Snorting Litster,

As long as it's snorting thoughts and not snagglepuss thoughts it's okies.

Signed,

Snickering Litster

 

[sasebrats]

Dear BITCH litster,

You had to say that at bedtime didn't you? Get back to making my icing.

Thanks
Sleepless in Iowa

 

[Daizie]

Dear Vegas Litster,

Kiss kiss.

~Jersey Litster

 

[pleaz_me]

Dear Honey Litster,

Dream about me instead.

Signed,

Puttin the special ingredients in yer icing

 

[sasebrats]

Dear Betty Crocker Litster,

Will you be wearing that strap on for my dreams?

Leave out the spanish fly please it made me do nasty stuff.

Sincerely,
Looking forward to eating your
icing

 

[pleaz_me]

Dear Receiving End Litster,

Only if you beg nicely.

There's no Spanish Fly in there ... just an extra creamy ingredient.

The nasty stuff you did on your own.

Sincerely,

Looking forward to you tasting it

 

[sasebrats]

Dear Giving Litster,

Why do I always have to be the beggar? Just once you could give a little more freely.

The extra creamy ingredient is what gives it that sweet flavor.

I'm pleading the 5th on the nasty stuff. But you weren't an angel either.

Yours truly
Can wait to dip my finger in for a lick

 

[Nightbird]

Dear Litster Ball,

My computer sucks Dead Goat..

I'm sorry.

Me

 

[Razzbeary]

Dear Litster,

No matter how much I might drool over those hunks from the 60's and 70's detective and adventure shows, you are still my # 1 droolworthy guy.

 

[Guest]

Dear Litster

I'd go see your optician... you have severe problems with your eyes.

 

[Razzbeary]

Dear Litster,

It is time for my annual eye exam tis true.. but, there is nothing wrong with my eyes in that way..

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

Dear Litster
do you fuck as hard as you argue?

 

[smotherman]

Dear Jersey Litster(Soon to Be Vegas Litster)

Big kisses to you.

 

[Daizie]

Dear Jersey Litster(Soon to Be Vegas Litster)

Big kisses to you.

Dear Vegas Litster,

Thank you so much.

Jersey -soon-to-be Vegas Litster

 

[smotherman]

Dear Vegas Litster,

Thank you so much.

Jersey -soon-to-be Vegas Litster

Dear Soon to be Vegas Litster,

You're so very welcome

 

[kendra1980]

Dear two listers above me.....

THAT made me smile!




Dear Rumpeled Lister,

Thank you, for being a man of your word, and not keeping the words of one who's head was full of straw, and literally spinning.

I hope your weekend was golden.

 

[smotherman]

Dear Litster above me,

I'm glad that made you smile!



Dear soon to be Vegas Litster,

More kisses to you.

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Litster,

FYI

 

[hotsxylady]

Dear Pervi Depraved Litster



FYI