Dear Litster...

[asian_princess]

Dear Doesn't Know Where Her Space Bar Is Litster,

Or are you just pretending to make up for the fact that you typo'd and have yet to fix it?

*smileyloveywonderfulhappycareysweetnessandallthingsyouloveinacoffeemugshapedshoehuggles*

No you won't.

Cos I'll go postal on you.

Yeah, you heard me.

Not a strongly worded letter this time.

But a laptop shaped package in the mail.

*holds up my glare shield*

Wha? You don't think I'd have one after all this time?

I've seen the glare in action, and been recipient.

I only want my eyes to be hurt by scary Lit Links...

Speaking of...did you click on that last one I sent you yesterday

You favouritestest Litster everrrrrrrr

 

[Gracie29]

Dear Gettin' Herself into SOOO Much Freakin' Trouble Litster,

The link. Thank you for remindin' me of one more reason why you're in trouble right now. The freakin' I-Need-Brain-Bleach link. Not to mention my poor eyes. I hear there are more enjoyable ways of goin' blind . . .

*grins* Even worse . . . I'll take the laptop but I'll not sign on! I'll make you talk to me for TWO weeks on my cell

Oh. And I forgot to tell you. There's no such thing as a glare shield. The salesdude lied to you. It's just a board. That's all. It does nothin'. Nothin' can combat the power of my glares, dammit!

Oh. And I forgot to tell you . . .

I'm about to have to leave.

Stillgettinovermyoutragedness,
Graciesnort

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Forgiving Litster,

Firstly... I didn't do nuffing!!

Secondly, haha it was funny, that thing I didn't do.

And thirdly, are you SURE we're talking about the same link? Maybe you should click it again *nods* You need to be sure about these things.

Wait.

You totally said something pervy.PERV!!

And my eyesight is fine, thank you for asking.

Just for that I'll log onto MY cell and we all know how that goes!

*looks at the board*

Stupid board!

*thwacks you with it*

Oh look guess it does do something after all.

*thwacks you more*

I'm thirsty. It's your turn to get coffee.

And you're not going anyway.

You're too pissed off about being lined and fuming to drive.

My beautiful amazing, totally has no personality cos she's utterly beautiful and gorgeous...in real life Graciesnort

Totally in the good books now,
Appysnort.

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

Dear Litster
You make me laugh.

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Curious Litster,

Close the freaky website, step away slowly, and no one will get hurt.

And i'm hurt that you would go looking for freaks elsewhere when Lit has all you could possibly need.

x

 

[Gracie29]

Dear You've Been Forgiven Litster,

NO! I find this fascinatin'! How did I never know it existed before?

Lit? Pfffffffffffffffffft. I can find freaks closer to me now!

Loves you.

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Orgyfied Litster,

Yes. Yes you can meet freaks closer.

But family members just don't count

Seriously.

Turn it off, you're hurting your fellow Litsters' feelings!

 

[Gracie29]

Dear About to be Pinched Litster,

But I wanna be conversanted!

Unfortunately, I still can't figure out if I'm smart on the outside, too

Oy! Only I get to call my family freaks, freak!

Pffffffffft. No one but you knows.

 

[asian_princess]

Dear About to be Pinched Litster,

But I wanna be conversanted!

Unfortunately, I still can't figure out if I'm smart on the outside, too

Oy! Only I get to call my family freaks, freak!

Pffffffffft. No one but you knows.

Dear Smart on the inside and outside, just not sideways Litster,

*laughs*

You can't! You dont have the right body part. I think you need 6 fingers on one hand or something.

And um no.

I think the department of health also gets to call you family freaks, freak!

But don't worry, you're the freakiest.
And not only because you love possessions and not people.

About to go to sleep for 26 minutes,
Appysnort.

 

[Gracie29]

Dear Smart on the inside and outside, just not sideways Litster,

*laughs*

You can't! You dont have the right body part. I think you need 6 fingers on one hand or something.

And um no.

I think the department of health also gets to call you family freaks, freak!

But don't worry, you're the freakiest.
And not only because you love possessions and not people.

About to go to sleep for 26 minutes,
Appysnort.

Dear Knows Me So Incredibly Well Litster,

*frowns* I'm sure there's a surgery for that. I don't wanna be left out.

SNORT! No, bitchardo, that's the Department of Corrections.

*sighs* You get me. I hate people.

Freak? You're the one that freaks out over one teeny weeny little typo

Sleep well for the next two seconds

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Litster,

Squishy, my ass.

http://www.msn101.com/content/Emoticons/Tongue_HKIM7O.gif

 

[sirgary]

Dear smarter than average litsters...

We, the bad spellers of the world, are going to be a major force once we untie.

 

[southerntierguy]

To whom it may be concerned:

Hugo has somehow seen this thread, and has cried himself to sleep the last two nights.

He's drawing strange pictures of women in corsets. And, as you well know, stick figure women don't need corsets.

Please, please, help stop this madness! Or at least teach him to draw using additional dimensions.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled posters.

 

[sasebrats]

Dear Something I don't know even the right words to describe you~

You're pretty pathetic.

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Litster,

Yes, if I finally fulfill my life time aspiration to be a D list porn star, rest assured you will be the first to know.

Who else would I want in charge of leaking it onto the internet, and selling it to all your friends, skimming measly profits off the top?

 

[asian_princess]

To whom it may be concerned:

Hugo has somehow seen this thread, and has cried himself to sleep the last two nights.

He's drawing strange pictures of women in corsets. And, as you well know, stick figure women don't need corsets.

Please, please, help stop this madness! Or at least teach him to draw using additional dimensions.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled posters.

Dear Hugo Babysitting Litster,

Did you know you can draw stick figures in Windows Paint?

And also Jesus Fish and also the Star of David.

Perhaps Hugo would find many hours of entertainment discovering the many features of this under used program.

And then, when he's done with that 10 minutes later, he can move onto an advanced tool, like the Etch-a-Sketch.

 

[sirgary]

Dear Hugo Babysitting Litster,

Did you know you can draw stick figures in Windows Paint?

And also Jesus Fish and also the Star of David.

Perhaps Hugo would find many hours of entertainment discovering the many features of this under used program.

And then, when he's done with that 10 minutes later, he can move onto an advanced tool, like the Etch-a-Sketch.

....dear smarter than anyone litster...
....the Etch-a-Sketch takes more than 10 minutes practice in Window's paint....took me a whole day and I still go back and review...

Not all of us are born geniuses like you....pity you are not a man so you can make real money with your brain instead of being a stewardess or whatever you really do for a living...<grin>....

 

[asian_princess]

....dear smarter than anyone litster...
....the Etch-a-Sketch takes more than 10 minutes practice in Window's paint....took me a whole day and I still go back and review...

Not all of us are born geniuses like you....pity you are not a man so you can make real money with your brain instead of being a stewardess or whatever you really do for a living...<grin>....

Dear Itch a Stitch Litster,

I'm not surprised it would take you longer, my dear SirgarySugarykins.

As I was suggesting that it would take Hugo 10 minutes, him being a 4 year old pumpkin head. Therefore I've no doubt that compared to him, it would take you longer to figure out.

And as much as I am grateful as to your comments on my genius, the truth is, when I was born, I was raised as a man.

But then, as I grew up, and the extent of my intelligence truly dawned on me, I realised, with such supreme smarts, the simple fact must be, I was actually a woman.

I imagine the same may have been true for you.

~ Only, in reverse.

 

[omahaman2]

Dear Litser

The king wanted me to tell you something
Have it your way
Have it your way!

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Litser

The king wanted me to tell you something
Have it your way
Have it your way!

Dear Taunting Litster,

You're gonna get in soooooooooooooooo much trouble

*giggles and lays in wait for ali to whoop you omaomaoma ass*

 

[sirgary]

Dear Taunting Litster,

You're gonna get in soooooooooooooooo much trouble

*giggles and lays in wait for ali to whoop you omaomaoma ass*

Dear got noth'in else to do Litster,

Over 20,000 posts.....you haven't been out of your house in a year...I'm calling the cops...

 

[pleaz_me]

Dear Two-faced Psycho Litster:

I think you're a perfect match for Back-stabbing Possessive Litster.

A match made in heaven.

 

[sasebrats]

Dear You Confuse the Fuck out of Me Litster,

How can the spawn of Satan live in heaven?

 

[agent2407]

Dear Litsters,

You all make me smile

Thank you

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Litster,

I thought a good song for you.
While you keep breathing and staying patient.

I Know
Fiona Apple


So be it, I'm your crowbar
If thats what I am so far
Until you get out of this mess
And I will pretend
That I dont know of your sins
Until you are ready to confess
But all the time, all the time

I'll know, I'll know
And you can use my skin
To bury your secrets in
And I will settle you down
And at my own suggestion,
I will ask no questions
While I do my thing in the background
But all the time, all the time

i'll know, I'll know
Baby-I can't help you out, while she's still around
So for the time being, I'm being patient
And amidst this bitterness
If you'll consider this-even if it dont make sense
All the time-give it time

And when the crowd becomes your burden
And you've early closed your curtains,
I'll wait by the backstage door
While you try to find the lines to speak your mind
And pry it open, hoping for an encore
And if it gets too late, for me to wait
For you to find you love me, and tell me so
It's ok, dont need to say it