Dear Litster...

[Guest]

Dear Litster

Most people from Lit cyber on YIM.... we use it to exchange cake recipes.

We ARE getting old!!!

 

[charmed1]

Dear Litster,

Today has been a crap day and it's only noon. Hope your sadist was too mean to you since we last spoke and please do remember that I'm suffering from a horrible case of PMS and still offer my services to call up said sadist and give him some choice words on your behalf. Anything for you.

Duchess Crankypants

 

[Golden_Silence]

Dearest Duchess Crankypants,

Sorry to hear that its a tough day, and sorry to hear the news

On the sadist front, I am getting used to the abuse, it'll set me right in the end..

But if you are going to start calling and abusing, can I rig the network?? May as well turn a little gift into a small fortune, some men would pay well for that kind of abuse.

Your Loving Silent Litster

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Buttlering Litster,

*smiles sadly*

I am so going to miss you.

Take the very, very best of care of you.

Don't stop jumping on those mattresses, k?

And don't harass those cows, they're just doing their thing.

Thank you, for all the kindness.

*blows a kiss*

 

[agent2407]

Dear Litster,

Been there, done that! And it really isn't all that its cracked up to be

You see, reality isn't as exciting as fantasy

And no, (many others), I don't wish

Just so long as the YIM drums are hearing both sides

Contentinherts

P.S And missing you, another litster, you will read this and know who you are

 

[MollyDolly]

Dear Litster,

You are one of the coolest ladies around- if we lived closer, I bet we'd do lunch, go shopping, hit a few clubs, drive the guys wild, and have the best long talks ever over cocktails.

Will we ever get to clean out your closet and play dress-up? I don't know, but I'm keeping my fingers crossed for October

Signed,

Waiting with a Smile

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Grumpy, yet cute Litster.

I hope eating something has improved your outlook, atho, truth be told, that picture of you with your lip stuck out made me want to go to the smile thread.

Never has a boo boo face, looked so good on anyone.

Sillybutt!

 

[agent2407]

Dear Litster

Silly butt huh?

I thought for a moment you found that to be my best feature

Be away with you now, before you cheer me up!

 

[kendra1980]

Dear Litster

Silly butt huh?

I thought for a moment you found that to be my best feature

Be away with you now, before you cheer me up!

Dear, but I've already seen the smile, Litster,

You are SO busted

and quit blaming me for keeping YOU when YOU write 'wait' after I say goodbye!

*stumbles of muttering about RR and his man-tendencies.*

 

[HISHappygirl]

Dear Litster,

 

[agent2407]

Dear, but I've already seen the smile, Litster,

You are SO busted

and quit blaming me for keeping YOU when YOU write 'wait' after I say goodbye!

*stumbles of muttering about RR and his man-tendencies.*

Dear litzzter

Wait!



Winkinglitsterr

 

[kendra1980]

Dear litzzter

Wait!



Winkinglitsterr

Dear Pain in the Ass Listster,

I thought you were eating!!!

 

[agent2407]

Dear Pain in the Ass Listster,

I thought you were eating!!!

Dear Stalked

I told you so

 

[Gracie29]

Dear Litster,

You can come get your apology anytime now.

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

dear mr litster
im sowwy you broked your computer
I told you not to do that wif it
i send you plasters in wich to fix it

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Litster,

*thumpwhackpunchkickhiss*

That is all, you may go.

 

[MollyDolly]

Dear Litster,

*thumpwhackpunchkickhiss*

That is all, you may go.

Dear Litster,

Please remember your never-expiring coupons for huggles from friends.

That is all.

Miss Molly

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

dear litster
you do odd things to my knickers

 

[asian_princess]

Dear Litster,

Please remember your never-expiring coupons for huggles from friends.

That is all.

Miss Molly

Dear NeverEndingHuggleVendingMachineLitster.

3 words.

Thank you.







*huggles*


Mwahaha!! You thought I counted wrong didn't ya?! but nooooooo the huggles counts!!

And yet these ones don't.

It's tricky, but totally makes sense in my mind...

Anywho, *rips off your shirt and runs off with it to distract of non sense makingness*

dear litster
you do odd things to my knickers

Dear Constricting Knickers Litster.

Sorry, next time I won't tumble dry

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

Dear NeverEndingHuggleVendingMachineLitster.

3 words.

Thank you.







*huggles*


Mwahaha!! You thought I counted wrong didn't ya?! but nooooooo the huggles counts!!

And yet these ones don't.

It's tricky, but totally makes sense in my mind...

Anywho, *rips off your shirt and runs off with it to distract of non sense makingness*





Dear Constricting Knickers Litster.

Sorry, next time I won't tumble dry

tis a good thing
i dont like my knickers up my ass

however
well,,,nevermind


Dear Litster
please maketh me a drink

 

[kendra1980]

Dear HDF litster...


Hurry....then don't!

 

[Cnd_Kitten]

Dear Litster;

You amaze me... every day.
Just when I can't imagine that you could amaze me any more...
you go and do it.

(And I don't just mean by seein' ya nekkid, although that is amazing...hehehe)

 

[crvygirl]

Dear Litster,

Thanks for answering my "heyyyy" offline, and talking me through the actual meaning of "wow" - without you, I'd be lost.

Seriously, thank you for your minutes in the midst of your day, and for your friendship and for saving me soooo much time by just getting it. Also, your taste in shoes (and words) is superlative.

And I am NOT competitive. Stop saying that.

~ Curvy

 

[lovemonster]

Dear Litster,

Why do I always feel like I'm stumbling around in a blindfold where you're concerned?

Talk to me or don't talk to me. But please don't keep dropping these little cryptic comments and then get upset with me when I draw my own conclusions from what you've said. If you're not going to be clear about what you mean, then I'm going to assume. So if you don't want me to do that, then be specific in future.

 

[MollyDolly]

Dear Litster,

Thank you for trusting me enough to share- I'll always do my best to listen, be open and honest, and prove to you that some women do say what they mean and mean what they say

*HUGS*

Signed,

The Doll