Dear Litster......:

[TheJestersAdvocate]

Dear Too Many To List, So I'm Just Going To Be Vague And If You Think This Applies To You, Sure Why Not? Yeah It Does,

Thanks for making things interesting around here,

Sincerely,

The Whacky Sharp Toothed Av Guy Who Happens To Love Adjectives And Long Winded Descriptions A Tad Too Much.

 

[NeonSubtlety]

Dear Too Many To List, So I'm Just Going To Be Vague And If You Think This Applies To You, Sure Why Not? Yeah It Does,

Thanks for making things interesting around here,

Sincerely,

The Whacky Sharp Toothed Av Guy Who Happens To Love Adjectives And Long Winded Descriptions A Tad Too Much.

This hit too close to home.

 

[fathom7]

Dear not really picking a bone Litster,


Turning Japanese
(I) think I'm turning Japanese
I really think so.....


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCj2I0EJ9PM


There is a thread for proper Haikus here http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=577614
Maybe you'll find it more to your liking?


We're just having a little fun Litster

That, my dear, is too cute for words.

for you -- just because:

sudden savannah wind
furnace blast cowers winter
capricious mid-March

I hope that reminds you of today.

 

[fathom7]

Dear Haiku-minded Litster,

all points well taken
mindset fully understood
poetic license

A certain train of thought Litster


*Btw, I asked you on a Thread, not so long ago, even complimented your skills, for you to join in, I guess that went unnoticed.

Dear Mama Litster:

My apologies. I have the attention span of a gnat most of the time.
I will most assuredly take advantage of the invite -- as such an invite cannot go unnoticed. Well, not without some prompting anyway. Thank you. And just because -- a little more sensual for you:

smallest buds emerge
rising to the warmest kiss
sunlight stimulates


Not really Japanese Litster.

 

[TheJestersAdvocate]

This hit too close to home.

Whether you're being a smart ass or not.......thanks for the reply.

As they say, best to be a smart one rather than a dumb one.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

dear grey litster,

i tried to reply, but you've got your pms off again.

so i'll say it here-- thank you.


signed,
trying-to-reply litster

 

[ydahecnot]

dear grey litster,

i tried to reply, but you've got your pms off again.

so i'll say it here-- thank you.


signed,
trying-to-reply litster

Dear trying Litster,

Mine are on. Try again.

Litster

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Dear trying Litster,

Mine are on. Try again.

Litster

dear anonymous litster,

will do.

signed,

i'm-going-out-tonight-and-i'm-wearing-my-new-black-hip-hugging-knit-skirt-and-sheer-black-racer-back-tank-with-floral-pattern-in-pink litster, what are you wearing?

 

[ydahecnot]

Dear buncha clothes Litster,



I Hate When We Wear the Same Thing Litster

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Dear buncha clothes Litster,



I Hate When We Wear the Same Thing Litster

dear sheer-and-sexy litster,

are you wearing a black push-up bra too?

signed,
can-i-borrow-some-Spanx litster

 

[ydahecnot]

Dear Ewww Spanx Litster,

I have enough game not to wear that cock-block.

Litster

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Dear Ewww Spanx Litster,

I have enough game not to wear that cock-block.

Litster

dear got game litster,

well I wanted it to contain the junk in my trunk

but okay...

signed, release the jiggle!

 

[Kat73]

Dear Litster,

Thank you for PMing me 6 days ago. It has been a wonderful past few days and I so look forward to many, many more!

Your Wow!!

 

[JennyNo1]

Dear litster,

Sometimes you just make me melt.

Signed,

Puddles

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Dear Persimmon-y Litster,

I thought of you today. I thought of you yesterday, too.

Thete were so many things we should have done...

I still miss you like crazy, but I'm glad you're happy.




Signed,
Slowly, Slowly Getting There Litster

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

dear Lime Lather Litster,

if i had been holding my breath, i would have died over a week ago.

do you know Morse code?


Signed,
Not A Fan Of Limbo Lister

 

[iamincognito45]

Dear Not A Fan Of Limbo Listster,

I know nothing of your circumstance.

But this I know.

You deserve better.

Signed,

Everyone Deserves Respect Listster

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Dear Imminently Respectful Litster,

I like to give people the benefit of the doubt, and I realize that I am not in possession of all the facts.

(also, this one's worth a second chance. )

Thank you for having my back. Not that back, the other back.




Signed,
Proceeding With Caution Litster

 

[Treasured]

Dear Wishing Me a Good Week Litster,

It was such a treat to hear from you this afternoon.

Look forward on catching up on the last 5 years.

Just across the rivers bend litster

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Dear in deep shit Litster,

Come on now, keep your chins up. Both of them.
You're going to be okay, I know it.

Would it cheer you up if I tried the string? Litster

 

[may_I_please]

Dear twat Litster

You know if I could find that PM Asshattery thread you'd be up there for all to see

Signed

Seriously now, get some game Litster

 

[engineer_in_pa]

Dear Spring Cleaning Litster,

Ker-THUD!!!!!!

You win.............again!.

But I didn't have a chance.....Ol' Blue had your backside, didn't he?

Just wait....

....so will I....



Signed,

Looking-for-tits-but-all-I-got-was-tats Litster

 

[Sandman63]

Dear Kicking My Ass In Trivia Litster
I know you think I'm letting you win. But I'm not.
You are smart and beautiful all rolled up into one.
You make me happy by the way.
Thank you for all you mean to me.
Your always,
Fire Stoking and Ranting Litster.

 

[Treasured]

Dear History icon stealer,

Muther fucker I would have won if you wouldn't have taken my token.
You play dirty and I don't like it

Takes my ball and throws it at your head litster

 

[Sandman63]

Dear Taking My Balls Litster.
Never gotten smacked with my own balls.
You are still winning by the way.
Play on...
Imagine if we were playing strip poker I wouldn't have much left on.
Always,
History Icon Chip Litster.