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Deprived_in_AZ
Call me Dee :)
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Dear metal head Litster,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztoSUhbNntQ
Make it three songs then
Hugs and kisses,
Rock chick Litster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztoSUhbNntQ
Make it three songs then
Hugs and kisses,
Rock chick Litster
BBWangeleyes
♥dreams crumble♥
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Dear Litster,
I met you 366 days ago.... It still feels right and so do you. I love you to the moon and back.
Your Other Woman Litster
I met you 366 days ago.... It still feels right and so do you. I love you to the moon and back.
Your Other Woman Litster
Wild_Honey_66
sweet freak
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Dear Better Late Than Never Litster,
THANK FUCK YOU'RE BACK!
That is all.
Signed,
Had My Doubts Litster
THANK FUCK YOU'RE BACK!
That is all.
Signed,
Had My Doubts Litster
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BradBigBrain
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Dear mailbox full Litster. .
You're a very popular man.
Waiting for space Litster
Dear Waiting for space,
My bad. PM away!!
MSG prolly not for me litster
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BradBigBrain
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Dear Litsters,
There are many erotic pictures threads here (Boobs and nothing but, nipple piercing, sheer madness, etc.).
Take this as a PSA. Just because a lady posts pictures of sexy lady parts (no matter what those lady parts are), it doesn't mean that that particular picture is of her. Please stop assuming that they are and making your play immediately after she posts. If the only pictures in those threads you post about are immediately following posts from ladies, it makes you look like an idiot. Stop doing it.
The place to tell a lady how sexy her recent lady part post is is in Amateur Pictures. You may have been here. In that subforum you can look as much as you want and tell the lady or man posting how sexy you think they are and how much you want to do whatever you want to do to the body part that's just been posted.
Thanks in advance for your continued support.
This has been a test of the Emergency post tittie posting system.
Boobie Thread Starter and connoisseur
There are many erotic pictures threads here (Boobs and nothing but, nipple piercing, sheer madness, etc.).
Take this as a PSA. Just because a lady posts pictures of sexy lady parts (no matter what those lady parts are), it doesn't mean that that particular picture is of her. Please stop assuming that they are and making your play immediately after she posts. If the only pictures in those threads you post about are immediately following posts from ladies, it makes you look like an idiot. Stop doing it.
The place to tell a lady how sexy her recent lady part post is is in Amateur Pictures. You may have been here. In that subforum you can look as much as you want and tell the lady or man posting how sexy you think they are and how much you want to do whatever you want to do to the body part that's just been posted.
Thanks in advance for your continued support.
This has been a test of the Emergency post tittie posting system.
Boobie Thread Starter and connoisseur
IhateClowns
Censored
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Dear recognized me Litster,
You were the first person who has ever recognize me in real life. Thank you for not making it as awkward as it could've been. I appreciate you taking in the confidence that I am who I am and you're not going to tell anyone about it. That is probably one of the Scariest feelings for anyone on here. The idea of being recognized in real life is frightening. Then again I put my picture on here all over the place so what should I expect.
You came up to me and asked if I really hate clowns was really funny to me. I was a bit confused at first but then I recognized what was going on. And to answer your question yes I do hate clowns. And yes I am IHC. Hopefully you were telling me the truth, that you are hardly on here, and that you I wouldn't know who you are. That's the case. If are reading this, you did a wonderful job on my dog.
Signed,
Threw me for a loop Litster.
You were the first person who has ever recognize me in real life. Thank you for not making it as awkward as it could've been. I appreciate you taking in the confidence that I am who I am and you're not going to tell anyone about it. That is probably one of the Scariest feelings for anyone on here. The idea of being recognized in real life is frightening. Then again I put my picture on here all over the place so what should I expect.
You came up to me and asked if I really hate clowns was really funny to me. I was a bit confused at first but then I recognized what was going on. And to answer your question yes I do hate clowns. And yes I am IHC. Hopefully you were telling me the truth, that you are hardly on here, and that you I wouldn't know who you are. That's the case. If are reading this, you did a wonderful job on my dog.
Signed,
Threw me for a loop Litster.
pfflyerhot
Pussyfooting around...
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Dear threw you for a loop Litster,
I swear it's you as Shawn Pomrenke on Bering Sea Gold, even though I'm pretty sure it's not... you.
The dude reminds me of you, Litster
I swear it's you as Shawn Pomrenke on Bering Sea Gold, even though I'm pretty sure it's not... you.
The dude reminds me of you, Litster
Deprived_in_AZ
Call me Dee :)
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Dear thrown for a loop Litster,
That's kind of.... cool.... intriguing.... scary.... weird.... All at the same time.
Really curious who it was Litster
That's kind of.... cool.... intriguing.... scary.... weird.... All at the same time.
Really curious who it was Litster
QuietLibrarian
Too Sexy for my Socks
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Dear Litster who still likes my writing,
Thanks.
But compliments aren't enough.
Signed,
Busy "Being Better" Litster
Thanks.
But compliments aren't enough.
Signed,
Busy "Being Better" Litster
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AbsintheFather
Passing some time
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Dear Calendar Girl Litser -
Easter Bunny or Playboy Bunny
Either way, you're a stunner
Sincerely,
A fan of both Neil Sedaka and J. Geils
Easter Bunny or Playboy Bunny
Either way, you're a stunner
Sincerely,
A fan of both Neil Sedaka and J. Geils
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Bookishleigh
Guest
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QuietLibrarian
Too Sexy for my Socks
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Dear Doesn't Get It Litster,
When I said "Stop emailing me," I didn't mean just for a week.
I tried to be nice. I wished you well.
But I'm not interested in your comparative analysis of me to OTHER Litsters.
And I DON'T want your NSFW pics.
Signed,
Please Get a Clue Litster
When I said "Stop emailing me," I didn't mean just for a week.
I tried to be nice. I wished you well.
But I'm not interested in your comparative analysis of me to OTHER Litsters.
And I DON'T want your NSFW pics.
Signed,
Please Get a Clue Litster
jeff_is_smiling
Mentally Controlling
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Dear Imaginary - Maybe Someday in the Future - Litster,
When you eventually receive a simple message from me and decide to respond, please already know that I wouldn't have written you at all unless I sensed that you either needed some comforting words, or I responded to a post of yours made towards me that made me think that a complimentary statement I made towards you made you feel wanted.
I already know that you are "X - hundred or thousand miles away from me," and am simply hoping to share laughs and / or erotic pleasures with you someday. Either way is fine with me, I am happy to even interact with you at some level beyond a thread.
As this is Lit, if I feel like you might be interested in a more erotic communication with me, I'd start with the written word - and see if the words I write connect with you in some way. If they do, then I feel confident that our exchanges will be enjoyable for both of us. But if the words do not connect, I'd still want to chat with you anyways.
Looking forward to hearing from you someday,
Haven't Had the Pleasure in Quite Some Time Litster
When you eventually receive a simple message from me and decide to respond, please already know that I wouldn't have written you at all unless I sensed that you either needed some comforting words, or I responded to a post of yours made towards me that made me think that a complimentary statement I made towards you made you feel wanted.
I already know that you are "X - hundred or thousand miles away from me," and am simply hoping to share laughs and / or erotic pleasures with you someday. Either way is fine with me, I am happy to even interact with you at some level beyond a thread.
As this is Lit, if I feel like you might be interested in a more erotic communication with me, I'd start with the written word - and see if the words I write connect with you in some way. If they do, then I feel confident that our exchanges will be enjoyable for both of us. But if the words do not connect, I'd still want to chat with you anyways.
Looking forward to hearing from you someday,
Haven't Had the Pleasure in Quite Some Time Litster
Wild_Honey_66
sweet freak
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Dear Fractured Foot Litster,
Do you have a secret shoe-shopping fetish that I don't know about?
I think we should make a day of it-- shopping, lunch, and then you can model your purchases and I'll snap pics.
You know I like to watch.
Signed,
Sweet Spectator Litster
Do you have a secret shoe-shopping fetish that I don't know about?
I think we should make a day of it-- shopping, lunch, and then you can model your purchases and I'll snap pics.
You know I like to watch.
Signed,
Sweet Spectator Litster
SwtSassyNrse26
Sweetly yours 💋
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Dear invisible Litster...
My new career choice is Snake Charmer. I can deal with poisonous things. I'm country girl tough. And I will be OK.
Signed : Me
My new career choice is Snake Charmer. I can deal with poisonous things. I'm country girl tough. And I will be OK.
Signed : Me
engineer_in_pa
landscaper, sofa material
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Dear Snake Woman Litster,
Very astute....you knew I wold be alarmed. But...I also remembered your skill set. Country girlz rule...
Speaking of...there is a one-eyed trouser snake lurking in my house. Why don't you get your caboose over here and let's see you wrap your hands around this bad boy....
Hint: use both of them....and oil 'em up first....
Signed,
Sometimes Opaque Litster
Very astute....you knew I wold be alarmed. But...I also remembered your skill set. Country girlz rule...
Speaking of...there is a one-eyed trouser snake lurking in my house. Why don't you get your caboose over here and let's see you wrap your hands around this bad boy....
Hint: use both of them....and oil 'em up first....
Signed,
Sometimes Opaque Litster
DarkrSide
Literotica Guru
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Dear You know who you are,
I'd rather look ridiculous in my profile picture then a dime a dozen guy holding his junk or showing his junk. If you don't like it.... well... let me pose you this question... what has two thumbs and doesn't give a shit what you think? THIS GUY.
I'd rather look ridiculous in my profile picture then a dime a dozen guy holding his junk or showing his junk. If you don't like it.... well... let me pose you this question... what has two thumbs and doesn't give a shit what you think? THIS GUY.
Corbal
Cereal Killer
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