Dear Litster......:

[IhateClowns]

Dear Litster,

It is strange isn't it? The novelty hasn't worn off. It's really funny that it took 5 years though. My bad. Hope you forgive me.

Signed,

I don't like waiting in lines.

 

[SweetSam42]

Dear, reminds me of high school

I thought I left that crap behind many years ago, now since you have a "lit gf" I am not good enough to talk to anymore.

Signed, too damn old for that shit.

Dear Sass,

This sucks. And one of the oddest things here (to me) is the concept of Lit girlfriends and Lit boyfriends.

Signed,
Irritated by Absurdity.
(And xoxo)

 

[HoneyFortune]

Dear Litster,

I received your message. It intrigued me. Yes, it has been a long time. Four years? Five?

I should probably message you back.

Probably.

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

Dear Litsters -

So many seem to be gone. Who are these new kids? Where's my walker? Get off my lawn!

Old and busted but not dead yet Litster

 

[vavavaVoom]

Dear not dead yet Litster

Twas great to see you, the walker is a ploy... you still weave a web that lures!

Chuckles

 

[Leigh81]

Dear Mr. Up-lifter Litster

You have helped me not once, but twice this past week get on course
Sleep well, you need it

L

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Dearly Beloved,

I have come out from whence I was dwelling to warn you all that the "other" online sites are NOT what they seem!!!

*cue organ*

Please! I beg of you, do NOT exit these hallowed halls of Literotica! I fear you will be lost forever in a sea of jaded despair for all that you may encounter..

Here amongst the fantasists and posers at least you are going into the chat room eyes wide open!! You are AWARE of the fact that no one is who they seem...

Out THERE....*shudders*....you encounter the foulest of humans.... Humans so tainted by their uncanny ability to decieve that Satan himself has a special place in Hell for them!!

So, I implore you, my friends...do not gather outside this sanctuary for out there....All is lost...








In other words, online dating has got to be the biggest fuckng scam fest I have ever had the displeasure of participating in. I much prefer to mingle here because I am prepared for the façade... Honest to God .its ridiculous.


Signed,

I could have paid for a perfectly good gigolo by now....

 

[JennyNo1]

Dearly Beloved,

I have come out from whence I was dwelling to warn you all that the "other" online sites are NOT what they seem!!!

*cue organ*

Please! I beg of you, do NOT exit these hallowed halls of Literotica! I fear you will be lost forever in a sea of jaded despair for all that you may encounter..

Here amongst the fantasists and posers at least you are going into the chat room eyes wide open!! You are AWARE of the fact that no one is who they seem...

Out THERE....*shudders*....you encounter the foulest of humans.... Humans so tainted by their uncanny ability to decieve that Satan himself has a special place in Hell for them!!

So, I implore you, my friends...do not gather outside this sanctuary for out there....All is lost...








In other words, online dating has got to be the biggest fuckng scam fest I have ever had the displeasure of participating in. I much prefer to mingle here because I am prepared for the façade... Honest to God .its ridiculous.


Signed,

I could have paid for a perfectly good gigolo by now....

Dear gigolo purchaser,

*hugs you and pats you on the shoulder* There, there, it's going to be all right. You're home with the posers and pervs and pervettes who love you. I'm sorry you had to go through this, but you had to find out for yourself. Here, have a donut.

Not straying from Lit

 

[Girly_girl]

Dear Litser-Why did you go away?You were so sweet and sexy,I had so much fun chatting with you and you made a bright spot in my pretty ordinary lifeI so miss our "adventures"and talks.Remember.....it all started with an island get away and dancing under the stars Xoxo

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Dear Non-Straying Head Patter..

At least Lit prepared Me for "real" online dating..

But..damn.

Signed,
Madly in love with my vibrator and staying that way..

 

[pfflyerhot]

Dear madly in love...
I couldn't have said it better myself. I know exactly what you're saying.
signed, If-you-just-wanna-fuck-me-don't-tell-me-you're-looking-for-a-LTR. I- might-just-wanna-fuck-you-too-you-never-*know... Litster.



*it's doubtful.

 

[Dhalgren150]

Dear L.

carry on !

 

[xxxLunaxxx]

Dear staying put right here litsters,

At what age do men stop with the bullshit?

Signed,

hates the game AND the player

 

[cf23430]

Dear game and player hater

Not all men are full of shit

It just seems that way

Cf

 

[xxxLunaxxx]

Dear CF,

Of course you're right, and normally I hate to generalize like that. Just so tired of the lack of honesty, especially on those dating sites. But I have to think the majority of women out there must accept it or let them get away with it...

Signed,

Frustrated for all the women out there looking for love

 

[JennyNo1]

Dear staying put right here litsters,

At what age do men stop with the bullshit?

Signed,

hates the game AND the player

Dear hatin' Litster,

Depends on if you mean mental or chronological age. And I hate to tell you, but women can be just as bad.

Signed,
Letting it roll off my back

 

[cf23430]

Dear Luna

I totally understand

And as a single dad of raising 2 kids it can be equally as bad on my side of the fence.

Almost not even worth my damn time

But we struggle on.....hoping against hope at times....or so it seems

Cf

 

[fire_breeze]

Dear my all, my M.A. Litster,

It will pass, and everything will be smooth sailing. These are just hiccoughs, minute obstacles, that is all. It will go the way. One step at time, and that step will be taken and it will build. I know it.

Just thought I'd remind you of that.

Yours, your C. litster.

 

[BlackCashmere]

Dear my all, my M.A. Litster,

It will pass, and everything will be smooth sailing. These are just hiccoughs, minute obstacles, that is all. It will go the way. One step at time, and that step will be taken and it will build. I know it.

Just thought I'd remind you of that.

Yours, your C. litster.

Dear Firebreeze Litster...

It does my heart so good seeing you here...emails are great, but Lit needs your goodness, kindness and class...I miss you...

Love, your friend forever...

 

[coffeelady]

Dear Non-Straying Head Patter..

At least Lit prepared Me for "real" online dating..

But..damn.

Signed,
Madly in love with my vibrator and staying that way..

Dear madly in love...
I couldn't have said it better myself. I know exactly what you're saying.
signed, If-you-just-wanna-fuck-me-don't-tell-me-you're-looking-for-a-LTR. I- might-just-wanna-fuck-you-too-you-never-*know... Litster.



*it's doubtful.

Dear Seemingly Kindred Spirit Litsters,

Both of you have summarised exactly what I've been thinking lately. I'll take some small comfort in knowing I'm not alone...

Signed,
Considering-the-Life-of-a-Hermit-Because-It's-Easier-That-Way Litster

 

[TheSilverLining]

Dear Seemingly Kindred Spirit Litsters,

Both of you have summarised exactly what I've been thinking lately. I'll take some small comfort in knowing I'm not alone...

Signed,
Considering-the-Life-of-a-Hermit-Because-It's-Easier-That-Way Litster

Dear Lady Litsters,

I refuse to try it.
I've heard far too many stories, and I'm just a jaded, men-hating spinster anyway.

Thinking I'd rather be alone forever instead.

 

[coffeelady]

Dear Lady Litsters,

I refuse to try it.
I've heard far too many stories, and I'm just a jaded, men-hating spinster anyway.

Thinking I'd rather be alone forever instead.

Dear Solitary Litster,

Probably a good idea. I think I'm too grumpy and cynical for it ever to work for me.

On The Shelf Litster

 

[RubenesqueAphrodite]

Dear All Who followed my post...

I'm not too terribly jaded...yet. I'm just amazed at how much deceit there is.. Here? Honestly I expect it.. (Sorry, )

But for every legitimate "wink" or "flirt" I've received, there have been three more that were clearly not being honest. And two of the dates I went on were basically looking for green cards..lol

I dunno....it's just a bit weirder than I imagined..


Signed,

Shrugging in Texas

 

[cowslinger64]

Dear Shrugging..

If it helps any, chicks are just as fucked up. They just hide it better.



Signed... Probably should be a hayta, but I'm not.

 

[AbsintheFather]

Dear Jaded Litsters

Don't give up. The dating sites can get you into just as screwed up a relationship as any other method.

Signed,

A Litster who married one girl met in a bar and one from Match.