Dear Litster......:

[newbiebabe]

Dear Pouty Unhappy Face PM Litster

*sigh* Really?
Unhappy was I when I learned that a good man and dear friend was on life support. Sadly he lost the battle this morning. Unhappy still to learn a great fun colleague aged 51 suffered a heart attack. I'll be attending two funerals next week. These were unhappy facts to learn but both these men that Ive had the pleasure of working alongside for the last 20 years lived their lives fully. That gives me heart and eases the ache for I am richer for the experience of our shared laughter.

So I'm fucked at juggling all my priorities at the moment. I got lot's going on. Deal with the lack of attention in the last 24hrs please. Employ those lil grey cells. I may have been haphazardly flitting about Lit. Guess what? Today was for me.

Sincerely
Some times Im the priority

Dear today is for you litster,

So sorry to hear of the losses in your life. I'm glad you have wonderful memories to comfort you.

Take care of yourself... {{hugs}}

Signed,
Just flitting around here myself Litster

 

[vavavaVoom]

Dear today is for you litster,

So sorry to hear of the losses in your life. I'm glad you have wonderful memories to comfort you.

Take care of yourself... {{hugs}}

Signed,
Just flitting around here myself Litster

Dear Always Smiles, Lots of Hugs and Missy Flits Litsters

It's called Sisterhood I never had sisters. Only brothers. Five of the fuckers too! Me is the youngest. I wasn't spoiled. I was picked on and beaten up as siblings often do. Imagine if I had the comraderie of you three sooner? I'd have been top brat of that pack sooner!

Signed ...adopted for life.

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Dear Always Smiles, Lots of Hugs and Missy Flits Litsters

It's called Sisterhood I never had sisters. Only brothers. Five of the fuckers too! Me is the youngest. I wasn't spoiled. I was picked on and beaten up as siblings often do. Imagine if I had the comraderie of you three sooner? I'd have been top brat of that pack sooner!

Signed ...adopted for life.

Dear little sister Litster,

Are any of your brothers good looking?

Horny_in_AZ Litster

 

[newbiebabe]

Dear Always Smiles, Lots of Hugs and Missy Flits Litsters

It's called Sisterhood I never had sisters. Only brothers. Five of the fuckers too! Me is the youngest. I wasn't spoiled. I was picked on and beaten up as siblings often do. Imagine if I had the comraderie of you three sooner? I'd have been top brat of that pack sooner!

Signed ...adopted for life.

Dear little sister Litster,

Are any of your brothers good looking?

Horny_in_AZ Litster

Dear Adoptee and Horny Sisters,

LOL... this cracked me up!

Laughing Litster

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Dear Pouty Unhappy Face PM Litster

*sigh* Really?
Unhappy was I when I learned that a good man and dear friend was on life support. Sadly he lost the battle this morning. Unhappy still to learn a great fun colleague aged 51 suffered a heart attack. I'll be attending two funerals next week. These were unhappy facts to learn but both these men that Ive had the pleasure of working alongside for the last 20 years lived their lives fully. That gives me heart and eases the ache for I am richer for the experience of our shared laughter.

So I'm fucked at juggling all my priorities at the moment. I got lot's going on. Deal with the lack of attention in the last 24hrs please. Employ those lil grey cells. I may have been haphazardly flitting about Lit. Guess what? Today was for me.

Sincerely
Some times Im the priority

Dear Priority Litster,

You are always a priority. You are beholden to no one so take the time you want & the time you need. You know where to find me.

There for ya Litster.

 

[vavavaVoom]

Dear Priority Litster,

You are always a priority. You are beholden to no one so take the time you want & the time you need. You know where to find me.

There for ya Litster.

Dear Horny Sister Litster
Are the brothers good looking? Hmmm lemme think, does married have a look?
sincerely
The Brat
PS. 54 is very young still. Sad to read you lost a pal too! RIP Ritchie, Dan & Paul. Amine

Dear able to locate with no GPS thingy
Yes I does and I know how to holler when in need.
Thank you
Sincerely
Must move arse and get jobs done. Eldest brother and wife lands in one hour! Woot!

 

[butterfly_flip]

Dear Litster

Sometimes I think I know you, sometimes you manage to confuse the fuck out of me *sigh*

Confuddled Litster

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Dear Horny Sister Litster
Are the brothers good looking? Hmmm lemme think, does married have a look?
sincerely
The Brat
PS. 54 is very young still. Sad to read you lost a pal too! RIP Ritchie, Dan & Paul. Amine

Dear able to locate with no GPS thingy
Yes I does and I know how to holler when in need.
Thank you
Sincerely
Must move arse and get jobs done. Eldest brother and wife lands in one hour! Woot!

Dear bratty sister Litster,

Why yes, yes it does.... looks just like forbidden fruit
Have fun with your company and oh, send me pictures so I can pick the dishiest brother!

Fruity with loose morals Litster

 

[Leigh81]

Dear Daddy Litsters

I have absolutely zero interest in being your kitten or whatever other laughable bullshit name you call them. I have a father (dad) & to think of calling someone else "daddy" disgusts & creeps the living fuck out of me beyond comprehension.
So basically, I'm not into any dominate men or your 50 Shades bullshit constantly thinking I am.
This may seem harsh, but constantly getting pm's that start out without an introduction & directly into treating me like some piece of meat doesn't fly with me. I aspect to be talked to like if we were face to face. If that's the way you'd talk to me in person, you'd basically end up being nutless, laying at my feet.

Signed....Me

L

 

[TheSilverLining]

Dear Daddy Litsters

I have absolutely zero interest in being your kitten or whatever other laughable bullshit name you call them. I have a father (dad) & to think of calling someone else "daddy" disgusts & creeps the living fuck out of me beyond comprehension.
So basically, I'm not into any dominate men or your 50 Shades bullshit constantly thinking I am.
This may seem harsh, but constantly getting pm's that start out without an introduction & directly into treating me like some piece of meat doesn't fly with me. I aspect to be talked to like if we were face to face. If that's the way you'd talk to me in person, you'd basically end up being nutless, laying at my feet.

Signed....Me

L

Deer disgusted Litster,

Well said! Irrespective of our individual kinks (or lack thereof), there's no need for some of the opening lines I've heard. You wouldn't walk up to a random woman in the street and order her to kneel, would you?

Totally amused by "nutless" Litster (I'ma stealing that!)

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

Dear Litsters -

Are we kink shaming today? I did not get the memo. I'll be back when it's over. I have low enough self esteem as it is.

Laughable Disgusting Kinks Litster

PS - "Dominate" is a verb (action word), "dominant" is an adjective (descriptive word). If you're going to rant effectively, proper word usage is important.

 

[Leigh81]

Dear Laughable Disgusting Kinks Litster

No kink shaming today done by me as it was directed at the countless domme wannabes who think it's ok to send pm's like this one.

Cunt

"If you were here right now I'd slap you to your knees and shove my cock down your fucking throat and make you my bitch".

More crude than dom. yes, but I already deleted the other 2 that showed his dom side so I can't quote. I can only quote this because I sent it to a friend here & still had it in my pm box.
This is just the one I logged onto this morning. It gets old getting dozens after a 1 1/2 years. Maybe this actually turns some gals on as first contact with someone, not me.
Personally I support anything 2 consenting adults want to do even if it's not my cup of tea, because I know things I enjoy others don't. I'm just sick & tired of receiving such crap when I'm not asking for it. I actually enjoy bisexual bdsm & many other kinks.
Having low self esteem is a shame. I personally don't have that problem & not only expect respect, but demand it. I wouldn't be where I am today thinking anything but that way, especially in the business world.

Whatever floats your boat Litster

L

 

[Terranim]

Dear Laughable Disgusting Kinks Litster,

"Dominant" is also a noun

-Pedantic Jerk Lister

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Dear Whatever floats your boat Litster,

You mean being told how you would be used as a sex toy without any effort to get to know you doesn't turn you on? Don't you know this makes you not even remotely submissive? Sounds like it's time for you to break out the whips and corsets!

-Sarcastic Litster

 

[PlayfulLittle1]

Dear Pedantic Litster,

Touche and well done. I should not be grinning so widely at being put in my place. Looks like we're airing all of my kinks today.

-Glad to see someone else called pedantic for a change Litster

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Dear Laughable Disgusting Kinks Litster

No kink shaming today done by me as it was directed at the countless domme wannabes who think it's ok to send pm's like this one.

Cunt

"If you were here right now I'd slap you to your knees and shove my cock down your fucking throat and make you my bitch".

More crude than dom. yes, but I already deleted the other 2 that showed his dom side so I can't quote. I can only quote this because I sent it to a friend here & still had it in my pm box.
This is just the one I logged onto this morning. It gets old getting dozens after a 1 1/2 years. Maybe this actually turns some gals on as first contact with someone, not me.
Personally I support anything 2 consenting adults want to do even if it's not my cup of tea, because I know things I enjoy others don't. I'm just sick & tired of receiving such crap when I'm not asking for it. I actually enjoy bisexual bdsm & many other kinks.
Having low self esteem is a shame. I personally don't have that problem & not only expect respect, but demand it. I wouldn't be where I am today thinking anything but that way, especially in the business world.

Whatever floats your boat Litster

L

Dear I guess your boat's not floating Litster,

There is a thread called "PM asshattery" over in the HT Cafe http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=750187
I've often thought we should have one here on the PG as well and the PM you received certainly qualifies as such.

However, please don't put down those of us who don't have your level of self esteem. We can't all be as great as you are.

Respectfully,

Sometimes struggling with it_in_AZ Litster

 

[AlexaF]

Dear Daddy Litsters

I have absolutely zero interest in being your kitten or whatever other laughable bullshit name you call them. I have a father (dad) & to think of calling someone else "daddy" disgusts & creeps the living fuck out of me beyond comprehension.
So basically, I'm not into any dominate men or your 50 Shades bullshit constantly thinking I am.
This may seem harsh, but constantly getting pm's that start out without an introduction & directly into treating me like some piece of meat doesn't fly with me. I aspect to be talked to like if we were face to face. If that's the way you'd talk to me in person, you'd basically end up being nutless, laying at my feet.

Signed....Me

L

So well said!!!!!

I'd add if you have zero posts as well, no PMs please

 

[emmy_christina]

Dear Daddy Litsters

I have absolutely zero interest in being your kitten or whatever other laughable bullshit name you call them. I have a father (dad) & to think of calling someone else "daddy" disgusts & creeps the living fuck out of me beyond comprehension.
So basically, I'm not into any dominate men or your 50 Shades bullshit constantly thinking I am.
This may seem harsh, but constantly getting pm's that start out without an introduction & directly into treating me like some piece of meat doesn't fly with me. I aspect to be talked to like if we were face to face. If that's the way you'd talk to me in person, you'd basically end up being nutless, laying at my feet.

Signed....Me

L

^^^^ well said sweetie,

 

[Leigh81]

Sometimes struggling with it_in_AZ Litster

I apologise for my low self esteem comment as I didn't mean it to offend anyone. All that know me here know I have a big heart & treat everyone kindly (not today with this subject), but yes I ranted. No one is better than anyone else.....ever.
I showed weakness today letting something bother me that I shouldn't of. I shouldn't of brought it up publicly.

Let this fade away Litster

 

[Titts4Tatts]

Dear hot N bothered

I've struggled with self esteem my entire life. I grew up the big one in a family of 4 girls and 2 boys. I was treated to farmlife and hard work. I wore boys clothing as we were poor as mud and my older brothers things fit. I ate to satisfy love and affection that was missing.

Years later I worked my ass off to lose 138 pounds by diet and exercise alone. I'm a curvy size 12 and still see myself as a 5X. Your comment may have irked me but shame me it did not. Under my extra skin beats the heart of a gentle soul. I'm OK with being a bit lower on the self esteem scale. .....

Signed : Not so hoity toity

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Dear big hearted Litster,

Don't let the bastards get you down, they're not worth your aggravation. It's all good. But: it's better to burn out than to fade away

Rise up! Gather round! Rock this place to the ground! Litster

 

[TheSilverLining]

Dear Litsters -

Are we kink shaming today? I did not get the memo. I'll be back when it's over. I have low enough self esteem as it is.

Laughable Disgusting Kinks Litster

PS - "Dominate" is a verb (action word), "dominant" is an adjective (descriptive word). If you're going to rant effectively, proper word usage is important.

Dear Playful Litster,

Nothing about what I said was kink-shaming! If you knew me you'd understand why.

My point was that (irrespective of a person's various kinks) it's not really acceptable for a wannabe-dom to PM with the opening line "On you knees, slut, and worship me etc etc". Doesn't matter if you identify as being a pyl or not.
There's NO shaming of kinks in that, just shaming of men who are somewhat ignorant and disrespectful.

I've said it before and I'll say it again - there are actual people behind the AVs. Shocking, innit?

<shrug>

Willing to kneel but not at the feet of a stranger litster.

 

[Twlightdreamer]

Dear Workaholic Litster,

Take some vacation time! I think you've forgotten how to relax and enjoy yourself. Work is your true love, I understand. . .

But you need a break or else you'll burn out.


Wishing Litster

 

[ChainedUp]

Dear Kink Litsters,

Let ye who is pure judge but if you are pure and judge, I'd rather not know you.

Toss the stones my way if you need

Kinky Chained

 

[MattPaxton]

Dear litster,

You make me feel so special...

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Dear litster,

You make me feel so special...

Dear feeling special Litster,

I can't help feeling that I know you from before.... Tell me, have you ever been to Sedona?

Sniffing around for alts Litster