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PlayfulLittle1
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Dear Kind (and sexy) Litster -
You've always been so damn supportive. Even when I disappear for months. Always with the sweet PM saying just the right things. I adore that I can count on you. I wish I wasn't such a flake, or I'd offer the same support. (Though you rarely seem to need it, you rock you!)
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, my friend.
I Think of You Often Even When I'm Gone Litster
You've always been so damn supportive. Even when I disappear for months. Always with the sweet PM saying just the right things. I adore that I can count on you. I wish I wasn't such a flake, or I'd offer the same support. (Though you rarely seem to need it, you rock you!)
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, my friend.
I Think of You Often Even When I'm Gone Litster
lovetopleasewomen
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Awww crap! And here I thought I was being oh so hot & sexy....& manly. Rats, can't do anything right around here.Dear Daddy Litsters
I have absolutely zero interest in being your kitten or whatever other laughable bullshit name you call them. I have a father (dad) & to think of calling someone else "daddy" disgusts & creeps the living fuck out of me beyond comprehension.
So basically, I'm not into any dominate men or your 50 Shades bullshit constantly thinking I am.
This may seem harsh, but constantly getting pm's that start out without an introduction & directly into treating me like some piece of meat doesn't fly with me. I aspect to be talked to like if we were face to face. If that's the way you'd talk to me in person, you'd basically end up being nutless, laying at my feet.
Signed....Me
L
maybe I should jump into a sharknado Litster.
P.S. -- be careful, some fools may just enjoy going around nutless.
lovetopleasewomen
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Dear Laughable Disgusting Kinks Litster
No kink shaming today done by me as it was directed at the countless domme wannabes who think it's ok to send pm's like this one.
Cunt
"If you were here right now I'd slap you to your knees and shove my cock down your fucking throat and make you my bitch".
Whatever floats your boat Litster
L
What? Wait...you mean you don't find this even a little bit romantic & sexually arousing??? Damn, now what am I gonna do? That was my best line!
clueless in Lit Litster.
jameslewis
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*Goes back to the drawing board, edits spam intro letter. Damn, cock shots not appreciated, and now my best line is shot. Shit.
BlackCashmere
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jameslewis
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*Goes back to drawing board. Deletes spam intro letter. And the "B" version too.
Waiting for the training sign up sheet.
Terranim
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Dear Professor Jenny,
Can you use the dickspin website as an example of why? If necessary, I can provide a link.
-Sadist Litster
PlayfulLittle1
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Dear Hopeful Gentlemen Litsters -
A Few Tips to further Jenny's idea:
(Disclaimer, I am speaking for myself and a few friends, in broad generalizations here.)
If you're going to PM someone here -
A) Have read their profile. And believe the contents. If it says "No XYZ" don't try to convince us that you should be the exception right out of the gate.
B) Please have the guts to post a little first. I know you might be shy, but being familiar with your name from posting on threads always helps. As long as you weren't being an asshat in said thread.
C) Compliments are nice, but try to be a gentleman about them. Literotica is technically a site for those who appreciate the written word, so try to keep that in mind. Small talk is not cheesy, it's used for a reason. Assuming we want to get "down to business" right away is a sure fire way to irritate many women. Have you tried to un-irritate one of us? What do you think the success rate is? (Hint: Not high.)
D) Unsolicited cockshots are a a way to get the Literotica phone tree of women working, and not in your favor. Do you really want to know the extent that word travels when you're being an asshat? Cuz I will guarantee you, even those of us who won't berate you in public will tell our girlfriends, and it will not be kind. And if you're LUCKY it will stop there. But do you really want to count on that?
Feel Free To Add In Your Advice, Ladies Litster
A Few Tips to further Jenny's idea:
(Disclaimer, I am speaking for myself and a few friends, in broad generalizations here.)
If you're going to PM someone here -
A) Have read their profile. And believe the contents. If it says "No XYZ" don't try to convince us that you should be the exception right out of the gate.
B) Please have the guts to post a little first. I know you might be shy, but being familiar with your name from posting on threads always helps. As long as you weren't being an asshat in said thread.
C) Compliments are nice, but try to be a gentleman about them. Literotica is technically a site for those who appreciate the written word, so try to keep that in mind. Small talk is not cheesy, it's used for a reason. Assuming we want to get "down to business" right away is a sure fire way to irritate many women. Have you tried to un-irritate one of us? What do you think the success rate is? (Hint: Not high.)
D) Unsolicited cockshots are a a way to get the Literotica phone tree of women working, and not in your favor. Do you really want to know the extent that word travels when you're being an asshat? Cuz I will guarantee you, even those of us who won't berate you in public will tell our girlfriends, and it will not be kind. And if you're LUCKY it will stop there. But do you really want to count on that?
Feel Free To Add In Your Advice, Ladies Litster
TongueLust
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Dear Male Litsters,
Just tell the fucking truth, it will save us a lot of heartaches and headaches.
It is that simple.
Signed,
That is all Litster.
Just tell the fucking truth, it will save us a lot of heartaches and headaches.
It is that simple.
Signed,
That is all Litster.
AlexaF
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Well said....!
Sundayschild
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I just talk shit and cross my fingers.....
lovetopleasewomen
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Dear Professor Jenny the 1st
It looks like all the seats in front row are already taken. So, can I sit on the floor, at your feet, under your desk, my head between your legs? I promise to be extra special attentive.
Lookin' to learn Litster
JennyNo1
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*jotting this down as a "how not to" example.Dear Professor Jenny the 1st
It looks like all the seats in front row are already taken. So, can I sit on the floor, at your feet, under your desk, my head between your legs? I promise to be extra special attentive.
Lookin' to learn Litster
Terranim
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Dear Professor Jenny,
Can I show up wearing only a tie and proceed to dance?
-Bored and looking to be an example
Terranim
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Dear Professor Jenny,
It could be worse. We could be joking with you while secretly planning to kidnap people to attend your class.
-No longer bored.
butterfly_flip
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Dear Advice-giving Litster
You were right, talking, talking and more talking did help....even if it felt like hard going in some places. I'm not completely unburdened, there's too much going on to tackle in just 1 conversation, BUT I do think I see a chink of light.
Thank you, sincerely
Mindful Litster.
You were right, talking, talking and more talking did help....even if it felt like hard going in some places. I'm not completely unburdened, there's too much going on to tackle in just 1 conversation, BUT I do think I see a chink of light.
Thank you, sincerely
Mindful Litster.
Kelleebabes
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Dear Renascence Man Litster,
I'm wickedly attracted to wordsmiths...intellectuals,...open minded & outside the box thinkers... The mind can be the most sensual...erotic... arousing organ in the human body...I have a very sexual... mischievous imagination...if you'd enjoy the company of a voluptuous, provocative, red head...and is a lover of the sexier side of life...please come find me...we may just have business to attend to...
I'm wickedly attracted to wordsmiths...intellectuals,...open minded & outside the box thinkers... The mind can be the most sensual...erotic... arousing organ in the human body...I have a very sexual... mischievous imagination...if you'd enjoy the company of a voluptuous, provocative, red head...and is a lover of the sexier side of life...please come find me...we may just have business to attend to...
TheSilverLining
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Dear less-than-100%-Litster,
Sometimes trying to talk to you is like banging my head repeatedly against a brick wall.
Feeling frustrated litster
Sometimes trying to talk to you is like banging my head repeatedly against a brick wall.
Feeling frustrated litster
Lady_Fiona
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Dear Macho Litster,
I wish many things in my life, I wish many things in yours.
But right now I wish I could punch you in the face and simply walk away.
But gimmie a couple of days, it must be full moon or sommat, I'll forget you again.
Wishing I had never offered coffee Litster.
I wish many things in my life, I wish many things in yours.
But right now I wish I could punch you in the face and simply walk away.
But gimmie a couple of days, it must be full moon or sommat, I'll forget you again.
Wishing I had never offered coffee Litster.
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