Dear Litster......:

[Deleted member 1306910]

Dear Lister,

I am totally in lust with you. Not Love. I don't do that foolishness anymore but oh the lust runs deep. Maybe that something else running down my leg.

Signed

A now horny Tumbleweed

Dear weak bladdered Litster

Um, That was a little icky, and I say this knowing that I have little room to speak

- Weedwhacker.

 

[Misshotndeep]

Dear weak bladdered Litster

Um, That was a little icky, and I say this knowing that I have little room to speak

- Weedwhacker.

Dear Haten Weedwhacker,

If you thought I peed myself your the sick one.

And it was meant for someone who saw it.

Signed,

Big bad Tumbleweed (I'll blow your house down)

 

[BiTodd]

Dear Lister,

I am totally in lust with you. Not Love. I don't do that foolishness anymore but oh the lust runs deep. Maybe that something else running down my leg.

Signed

A now horny Tumbleweed

You seriously should have me clean that up for you.

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

Dear Haten Weedwhacker,

If you thought I peed myself your the sick one.

And it was meant for someone who saw it.

Signed,

Big bad Tumbleweed (I'll blow your house down)

Dear Big Bad,

All I heard was "I'll Blow" and everything else kinda faded...

-Big Pig

 

[Misshotndeep]

Dear Big Bad,

All I heard was "I'll Blow" and everything else kinda faded...

-Big Pig

Dear Big Pig,

I do and very well. I also swallow and like to be face fucked. But none of those are for you.

Signed,

Laughing Tumbleweed

 

[Dark_Kent]

Dear Tumbleweed,

Hey hey. How are you?

Signed,

Dr. Dark Kentington IV

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

Dear Big Pig,

I do and very well. I also swallow and like to be face fucked. But none of those are for you.

Signed,

Laughing Tumbleweed

Dear Laughing Tumbleweed,

That is a fact, jack. Never in doubt.

-Signed, couldn't get blown with a million dollars

 

[BiTodd]

Where I live we really have tumbeweeds and absolutely none of them blow through like you can and are welcome to.

 

[Misshotndeep]

Dear Tumbleweed,

Hey hey. How are you?

Signed,

Dr. Dark Kentington IV

Dear Dr. Dark Kentington IV,

None for you either!

Signed,

Tumbleweed

 

[Misshotndeep]

Dear Wet Dream,

If I lived closer I would blow through, you , him and a few other things. Might need some help moving afterward too.

Signed,

Tumbleweed

 

[Dark_Kent]

Dear Dr. Dark Kentington IV,

None for you either!

Signed,

Tumbleweed

Dear Tumbleweed,

Oh, I know I'm on the no blow list. I was just saying hey.

Signed,

Gone with the Wind Litster

 

[Misshotndeep]

Dear Gone with the Wind Litster,

In that case.. HI! I am doing good today. Had a busy week and I hope to have a busier one coming up. Hope all is well with you.

Signed,

Frankly don't give a damn. (I couldn't help it)

 

[Dark_Kent]

Dear Gone with the Wind Litster,

In that case.. HI! I am doing good today. Had a busy week and I hope to have a busier one coming up. Hope all is well with you.

Signed,

Frankly don't give a damn. (I couldn't help it)

Hahahaaaaahahahahahaha.

 

[Misshotndeep]

Hahahaaaaahahahahahaha.

Glad I could make ya laugh Kent.

 

[Dark_Kent]

Glad I could make ya laugh Kent.

Dearest Tumblingweed,

You're alright with me! (not that you give a damn)

Signed,

Fairly fond in Friendly ways Litster

 

[Misshotndeep]

Dear Fairly fond in Friendly ways Litster,

1) thank goodness for copy/paste
2) you get hugs and you are cool in my book too.

Signed,

Rather Happy Tumbleweed

 

[Bookishleigh]

Dear Whiny Litster,

If we were on Facebook, you would be guilty of "vaguebooking" or what urban dictionary defines as "an intentionally vague Facebook status update, that prompts friends to ask what's going on, or is possibly a cry for help." It's gotten old and stale. Let it go already. I hate to use the ignore function (again), but I feel left with little recourse. My profile had fair warning my PMs would be read, perhaps lines should not have been crossed.

Witchy Litster

 

[JorjaRayne]

Dear Litster,
You have awakened the tigress in me. I can't wait to devour you repeatedly. You inspire me daily, to seek pleasure in your name. You make me see myself through your eyes and I am overwhelmed with gratitude. And i have no problem sharing your decadence, for every woman should feel this good.

Gatita

 

[TheSilverLining]

Dear Whiny Litster,

If we were on Facebook, you would be guilty of "vaguebooking" or what urban dictionary defines as "an intentionally vague Facebook status update, that prompts friends to ask what's going on, or is possibly a cry for help." It's gotten old and stale. Let it go already. I hate to use the ignore function (again), but I feel left with little recourse. My profile had fair warning my PMs would be read, perhaps lines should not have been crossed.

Witchy Litster

Dear Litster,

Can't believe what I've just gone through, this is possibly the hardest status I've ever had to write..... <insert meaning of life quote/meme here>....NOBODY ask me what's happened!!!!!!!

Don't want to talk about it litster. <tears>

p.s. inbox me

 

[JennyNo1]

Dear Litster,

Can't believe what I've just gone through, this is possibly the hardest status I've ever had to write..... <insert meaning of life quote/meme here>....NOBODY ask me what's happened!!!!!!!

Don't want to talk about it litster. <tears>

p.s. inbox me

Dear Playing Whiney Litster,

It's no use, she put you on iggy, remember?

Just sayin' Litster

 

[TheSilverLining]

Dear Playing Whiney Litster,

It's no use, she put you on iggy, remember?

Just sayin' Litster

Dear just sayin' Litster!

<drama>

Attention hoo-er-ing Litster.
(It's all about meeeeeeeeee)

 

[Bookishleigh]

Dear Litster,

Can't believe what I've just gone through, this is possibly the hardest status I've ever had to write..... <insert meaning of life quote/meme here>....NOBODY ask me what's happened!!!!!!!

Don't want to talk about it litster. <tears>

p.s. inbox me

Dear Tearful Litster.....

With an av like that NOBODY is putting you on ignore (me included)...but they aren't going to ask about your drama. Wanna share some wine/beer/insert alcoholic beverage of choice and bitch about it instead?

Signed - Still witchy Litster (you aren't getting my pointy hat either)

 

[xxxLunaxxx]

Dear Mr. Sexy,

I do recall certain promises made if I fulfilled my dare. To quote you directly "I'll flood you...or make you flood." I'm waiting.

Sincerely,

the sneaky kitten

 

[janeyl]

Dear Litster,

Can't believe what I've just gone through, this is possibly the hardest status I've ever had to write..... <insert meaning of life quote/meme here>....NOBODY ask me what's happened!!!!!!!

Don't want to talk about it litster. <tears>

p.s. inbox me

You okay hun????

 

[lonelyladyfl]

Dear Litster...
You don't even realize how much I want to talk with you. You intrigue me but I am intimidated by you.
Signed,
Bashful Litster