Dear Litster......:

[QuietLibrarian]

Dear Reading-only Litster,
Miss your stories.
Sincerely,
Also Reading Litster

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Dear Rock Warming Litster

You made a good perch for your garden,


Tea cake scoffing Litster

Dear Dragon Litster,

just saying hi!

 

[37_ttej]

Dear Reading-only Litster,
Miss your stories.
Sincerely,
Also Reading Litster

Try mine - link in signature.

*gratuitous plug now ends*

 

[Matt_Next_Door]

Dear Long Gone Litster....I miss you and think of you often...I never found the correct pathway to say goodbye. You will be as forever special as our sleigh ride to the workshop adventure was...Hope you are doing well....xx

 

[Mayberrygirl]

Dear Hippy guy lister...

WHERE HAVE ALL THE GOOD TIMES GONE??

Sincerely,

Lost flower child Lister...

 

[Mayberrygirl]

Dear has a mental block LISTER...

SPELL THE DAMN WORD RIGHT!

Sincerely,

Grammar Nazi with issues LITSTER.. Geez...

 

[numeniusa]

Dear has a mental block LISTER...

SPELL THE DAMN WORD RIGHT!

Sincerely,

Grammar Nazi with issues LITSTER.. Geez...

Dear Grammar Nazi Litster,

I'm so glad I'm not alone.. Can we start a club? And while I'm here, it's pronounced 'new-clear' (or I'll take 'noo-clear'), not 'noo-killer'. Geez, the clue's in the spelling...

Fellow grammar nerd Litster

 

[Mayberrygirl]

Dear Grammar Nerd in Arms,

One never warshes anything right??? One simply must WASH their dishes...their hair..and
their dirty laundry...occasionally the dog gets to bathe..

Just kidding...not nearly that anal retentive..

With warm regards,

Loves to write letters still Litster

 

[numeniusa]

Dear letter-writing Litster,

If only there were some sort of institution where we could send our young people to learn this stuff. Oh, wait...

I bet all your texts are properly punctuated too...

With affection,

Trying not to be fanatical Litster

 

[Mayberrygirl]

Dear letter-writing Litster,

If only there were some sort of institution where we could send our young people to learn this stuff. Oh, wait...

I bet all your texts are properly punctuated too...

With affection,

Trying not to be fanatical Litster

Dear Non-Fanatical Lister...

My eldest and most cherished sister...was MY English, Grammer and Punctuation guru in my adolescence.... She continues this day to teach others.. PhD in Reading...and I love her....the crazy bitch..

Most sincerely yours,

Had no choice but to learn Litster..

 

[numeniusa]

Dear Non-Fanatical Lister...

My eldest and most cherished sister...was MY English, Grammer and Punctuation guru in my adolescence.... She continues this day to teach others.. PhD in Reading...and I love her....the crazy bitch..

Most sincerely yours,

Had no choice but to learn Litster..

Dear wise pupil Litster,

We definitely need more like your sister in the world. More power to her elbow. And her corrective red pen...

Yours ever,

Awed at the patience of teachers Litster

 

[Longtallhubby]

You know who you are:

It's been over a week since we chatted. I miss you. A lot. My "real life" is stressed so much, and I desperately wish you were here right now with me.

I love you,

Me.

 

[Bookishleigh]

Dear has a mental block LISTER...

SPELL THE DAMN WORD RIGHT!

Sincerely,

Grammar Nazi with issues LITSTER.. Geez...

Dear Grammar Nazi,

1. No, I am just going to start creating lists so I can truly be a LISTER. All my posts will be in list format.

2. In fact, I may ask Laurel to change my username to THE_LISTER.

3. It's better than THE_LOOSER (my pet peeve).

The Lister Litster Liststerererer!

(P.S. - I had outpatient surgery today so am armed and dangerous...with pain meds )

 

[moocha01]

Dear English teacher lister
I am here to get horny , get off, flash my Tits and I like emoji faces I can't spell and my grammar is shocking but I am having a ball

 

[DoRaMe]

Dear Promised to Take Five Litster,

I adore you and am thankful for every word we share.

Am Enjoying Every Minute,
Been Baring My Soul Litster

 

[Mayberrygirl]

Dear emoji girl litster...

Carry on!! Enjoy...enjoy and enjoy sum more!

Sincerely,

Love this place Lister...

 

[Mayberrygirl]

Dear TLLL...

I can relate...and Baharharha!!

Sincerely,

Medicated up to my ass as well l.i.s.t.e.r...ha...I got it right..

 

[37_ttej]

May I join the club also, the people who can't spell punctuate or even alphabetize drive me nuts.

Me agre wif yu their, Runtster1953.

 

[Mayberrygirl]

My gunna laff gnow.

Dear Goofy Litsters...

Yup...lez go fer it..."The I don't give a rats ass how y'all spell shite Club" ..lez jist half sum fun...!

Warmest Refarts..

Gotta love it lister..

 

[Mayberrygirl]

My gunna laff gnow.

Dear Goofy Litsters...

Yup...lez go fer it..."The I don't give a rats ass how y'all spell shite Club" ..lez jist half sum fun...!

Warmest Refarts..

Gotta love it lister..

 

[troubledone]

Dear Goofy Litsters...

Yup...lez go fer it..."The I don't give a rats ass how y'all spell shite Club" ..lez jist half sum fun...!

Warmest Refarts..

Gotta love it lister..

Fun Shun grab my gun merry fister

 

[Mayberrygirl]

Dear Goofy Litsters...

Yup...lez go fer it..."The I don't give a rats ass how y'all spell shite Club" ..lez jist half sum fun...!

Warmest Refarts..

Gotta love it lister..

Oh my goodness! And what to do with those deplorable idiots who double post?!

For shame..

Concerned about the integrity of it all tightass

 

[troubledone]

Oh my goodness! And what to do with those deplorable idiots who double post?!

For shame..

Concerned about the integrity of it all tightass

Fishing for bass , excellent pastime

 

[AlexaF]

Dear Litster....

Don't send her messages any more. Funny how you didn't post publicly thinking I wouldn't find out. You tried with her, failed. Tried with me, failed. Tried with someone close to me, and I had to end that nonsense. Get a clue... Wish more women of Lit could see through your "good guy" persona...

Sincerely,
Wish we never crossed paths

 

[Mayberrygirl]

Dear Litster....

Don't send her messages any more. Funny how you didn't post publicly thinking I wouldn't find out. You tried with her, failed. Tried with me, failed. Tried with someone close to me, and I had to end that nonsense. Get a clue... Wish more women of Lit could see through your "good guy" persona...

Sincerely,
Wish we never crossed paths

Dear protective of the ones you love lister,

You sound angry and betrayed..Dammit..well..carry on..there is nothing wrong with love and loyalty..take care..

Chin up..

Don't let other peoples shit get on your shoes litster..