Dear Litster......:

[TongueLust]

Dear Pineapple Upside Down Cake Litster,

It is like a bad Lifetime movie.

Oh the fun we'd have over coffee.

Signed,

Keeping fingers crossed for you Litster

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Dear Smack Talking Litster,

Just read this.

Signed,

That's what I was sayin' Litster

 

[sunshinegirl05]

Dear Pig of Lit,

How dare you tell someone that you're not sexually attracted to someone after you have pushed for her to meet up. No where did she ever imply that she was a size 6! Did you really think her boobs were just THAT big and the rest of teeny tiny? Good lord!

While I think it's ok that you don't find someone sexually attractive, you just don't flat out say it! You don't know what that person's been through or is going through. You use tact. But, apparently you missed that lesson.

I had a lot of names that were going to directed at you on the tip of my fingers, but I realized people like you don't care. It shows through the way you treat others. I am hopeful that the women in your life are treated way better and with more respect than you treated my friend.

Signed,

You probably saved yourself the embarrassment of her possibly seeing your tiny penis-good thing!

 

[haha_on_me]

Dear Pig of Lit,

How dare you tell someone that you're not sexually attracted to someone after you have pushed for her to meet up. No where did she ever imply that she was a size 6! Did you really think her boobs were just THAT big and the rest of teeny tiny? Good lord!

While I think it's ok that you don't find someone sexually attractive, you just don't flat out say it! You don't know what that person's been through or is going through. You use tact. But, apparently you missed that lesson.

I had a lot of names that were going to directed at you on the tip of my fingers, but I realized people like you don't care. It shows through the way you treat others. I am hopeful that the women in your life are treated way better and with more respect than you treated my friend.

Signed,

You probably saved yourself the embarrassment of her possibly seeing your tiny penis-good thing!

Dear tiny penis thinker (snickered when I typed that)

As such a careless and thoughtless thing as it was for tiny-penis-thing-guy to do, thank the greater powers that be, that they didn't meet up. Some of us on Lit are nice, some not so much. It's difficult to weed them out. Sometimes you pull a flower along with the weed, and sometimes the weed has a short lived pretty flower. We just need to be more patient and careful each time, and not be blinded by the flower on the weed.

Signed, sometimes a weed, sometimes a flower.

 

[pensivepoet]

Dear Pig of Lit,

How dare you tell someone that you're not sexually attracted to someone after you have pushed for her to meet up. No where did she ever imply that she was a size 6! Did you really think her boobs were just THAT big and the rest of teeny tiny? Good lord!

While I think it's ok that you don't find someone sexually attractive, you just don't flat out say it! You don't know what that person's been through or is going through. You use tact. But, apparently you missed that lesson.

I had a lot of names that were going to directed at you on the tip of my fingers, but I realized people like you don't care. It shows through the way you treat others. I am hopeful that the women in your life are treated way better and with more respect than you treated my friend.

Signed,

You probably saved yourself the embarrassment of her possibly seeing your tiny penis-good thing!

Don't sugarcoat it, Sunshine.
Let him know what you really think.

 

[beachbaby179]

Dear Shining Light Litster,

You go, girl! Your friend is lucky to have you.

Sincerely,
Staying on your good side Litster

 

[TongueLust]

Dear Shining Light Litster,

You go, girl! Your friend is lucky to have you.

Sincerely,
Staying on your good side Litster

That is why I like her, she's not with that fake fuck shit.

 

[moocha01]

Dear Sweet lister

you have restored my faith in men, although I still think we should all be pervs, as we are on this site. Your romance, empathy and kindness is beyond your naughtiness Lol. I thank you for being the sweetness that you are.
Now are you fucking me or I you? (Life's to short to be good to Ooo much ) xx
NNaughty but nice Lister x

 

[Bookishleigh]

Dear Pig of Lit,

How dare you tell someone that you're not sexually attracted to someone after you have pushed for her to meet up. No where did she ever imply that she was a size 6! Did you really think her boobs were just THAT big and the rest of teeny tiny? Good lord!

While I think it's ok that you don't find someone sexually attractive, you just don't flat out say it! You don't know what that person's been through or is going through. You use tact. But, apparently you missed that lesson.

I had a lot of names that were going to directed at you on the tip of my fingers, but I realized people like you don't care. It shows through the way you treat others. I am hopeful that the women in your life are treated way better and with more respect than you treated my friend.

Signed,

You probably saved yourself the embarrassment of her possibly seeing your tiny penis-good thing!

This makes me want to meet up with him. I am NOT a size 6 either. But when I'm done with him...the only thing he'll be asking for is to give an apology TO HER.

Signed,

Litster with Anger Management Issues and A Lot of Bad Days

P.S. - Your way is far more grown up though so you're right, of course. But I can pretend to inflict bodily harm until I find a healthier way to deal with my "issues." Your friend dodged a massive bullet with that loser.

 

[TheSilverLining]

Dear Ladies of Lit,

I do you all sometimes.
Violence and ranty-ness included.

Founder of the She-Womun He-Man-Haters Club Litster.

 

[DoRaMe]

After reading the above posts, I came across this and thought it most appropriate.

“who taught you
that the
value of a woman
is the ratio
of her waist
to her hips
and the circumference
of her buttocks
and the volume
of her lips?
Your math
is
dangerously wrong
her value
is
nothing less
than
infinite.”


— ‘Greater than’ by Della Hicks-Wilson

 

[KapitalK]

This makes me want to meet up with him. I am NOT a size 6 either. But when I'm done with him...the only thing he'll be asking for is to give an apology TO HER.

Signed,

Litster with Anger Management Issues and A Lot of Bad Days

P.S. - Your way is far more grown up though so you're right, of course. But I can pretend to inflict bodily harm until I find a healthier way to deal with my "issues." Your friend dodged a massive bullet with that loser.

Dear Anger Management Lister,

You're perfect in my eyes.

Signed Your Lusting Lister

 

[BlackCashmere]

After reading the above posts, I came across this and thought it most appropriate.

“who taught you
that the
value of a woman
is the ratio
of her waist
to her hips
and the circumference
of her buttocks
and the volume
of her lips?
Your math
is
dangerously wrong
her value
is
nothing less
than
infinite.”


— ‘Greater than’ by Della Hicks-Wilson

love this

 

[Corbal]

Dear Pig of Lit,

How dare you tell someone that you're not sexually attracted to someone after you have pushed for her to meet up. No where did she ever imply that she was a size 6! Did you really think her boobs were just THAT big and the rest of teeny tiny? Good lord!

While I think it's ok that you don't find someone sexually attractive, you just don't flat out say it! You don't know what that person's been through or is going through. You use tact. But, apparently you missed that lesson.

I had a lot of names that were going to directed at you on the tip of my fingers, but I realized people like you don't care. It shows through the way you treat others. I am hopeful that the women in your life are treated way better and with more respect than you treated my friend.

Signed,

You probably saved yourself the embarrassment of her possibly seeing your tiny penis-good thing!

Dear Calling A Pig Out Litster,

Name, please.

Signed,
Flames Fanning Fucker

PS I was a size 6 in 7th grade.

 

[Bookishleigh]

Dear Ladies of Lit,

I do you all sometimes.
Violence and ranty-ness included.

Founder of the She-Womun He-Man-Haters Club Litster.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me....

Oh wait, ahem, we were inflicting violence because of hating men....right.

Signed,

Not excited by whips and chains..... for realz

 

[Bookishleigh]

Dear Anger Management Lister,

You're perfect in my eyes.

Signed Your Lusting Lister

Dear Lusting Litster,

Darn you! You cannot come on here being all nice and perfect like always. Can you NOT see we are rallying the troops of angry women here??? I will deal with you later in the appropriate fashion.

Signed,

All That is Evil In Your World

P.S. - Awww, that was totally awesome and I it.

 

[BlackCashmere]

Dear Anger Management Lister,

You're perfect in my eyes.

Signed Your Lusting Lister

Dear cutest couple listers...damn...too adorable...love you both but where is mine

 

[BlackCashmere]

Dear Calling A Pig Out Litster,

Name, please.

Signed,
Flames Fanning Fucker

PS I was a size 6 in 7th grade.

Dear size 6 in 7th grade, I was size 6 at conception...

 

[TheSilverLining]

After reading the above posts, I came across this and thought it most appropriate.

“who taught you
that the
value of a woman
is the ratio
of her waist
to her hips
and the circumference
of her buttocks
and the volume
of her lips?
Your math
is
dangerously wrong
her value
is
nothing less
than
infinite.”


— ‘Greater than’ by Della Hicks-Wilson

Love.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me....

Oh wait, ahem, we were inflicting violence because of hating men....right.

Signed,

Not excited by whips and chains..... for realz

Dear unexcited,

Momentarily forgot that you're all loved-up.
It's killing my anger, damnit!

No comment on the whips and chains....

 

[KapitalK]

Dear Female Listers,

You're all beautiful and admire you all BC, you're extra special since you're God's gift to us all.

Signed,
Admiring Lister

 

[Bookishleigh]

Dear unexcited,

Momentarily forgot that you're all loved-up.
It's killing my anger, damnit!

No comment on the whips and chains....

What if I slap you around and tell you that shirt makes you look fat? Will that get you angry again? I mean I'd be lying but I'd hate to get you out of this vibe.....

 

[Dark_Kent]

Dear Wandering Litster,

I started a new pic/poetry thread because you said you missed it, but you don't even come by and post or comment. It hurts, honestly. Not because i wanted anything more than friendship from you, but just because i thought were really were friends. I've found a new motivation to keep posting, but the sting is still there.

Signed,

Always here Litster

 

[37_ttej]

Dear litster,

When you said "message me any time"... I rashly assumed you'd reply!

Dear Rash,

Yeah, but not to my work account honeybuns!

Signed,

Looking-for-new-employment

 

[mickyp123]

Dear Calling A Pig Out Litster,

Name, please.

Signed,
Flames Fanning Fucker

PS I was a size 6 in 7th grade.

Don't answer that, corbalistic has a soft spot for protecting bacon

 

[Matt_Next_Door]

Dear Pig of Lit,

Let's forget for a moment how incredibly ignorant and insensitive you have been to one of the Lit ladies. Maybe then I can temper my anger for your words and start to feel sorry for someone like yourself who must be suffering from a classic case of SLPD... Stupid Little People Disease. I do pity you being one of the very few whose life is only a mirror of your inadequacies.

I am sure it must be terrible to have symptoms of a tiny peepee and even tinier brain that causes you to lash out at others for the frustrations you face...and your lack of social intelligence must be compounded by even more debilitating insecurities that you must deal with.

I am sure you are in the uncontrollable stages of SLPD and you have no control of what flows from your thoughts. The good news is...in the long term...your condition is reversible.

I believe the most prescribed remedy for this behavioral irregularity is to practice just saying nothing. I know it will be difficult but I am sure you can master it. If you do not take your medicine I fear that foot of yours will have to be surgically removed from your mouth.

I wish you well but this really isn't about you. To the unnamed Lit Lady, wash your hands of this virus and do not let those with SLPD contaminate your Lit time. It can be a real time waster with no redeeming qualities.

I have found most here in the playground to be free of such hazardous illnesses such as this poor little guy and just know that we are all members of the various size and shape club. I believe the continuous mix and variety of the Lit Ladies is what most of us come to appreciate and enjoy...for they ALL are the real treasures of Lit.

Sorry for intruding when I am just an outsider but I have a difficult time not putting in my two cent's worth sometimes.

Signed,

New To The Neighborhood