Dear Litster......:

[newbiebabe]

Dear you,

I'm meloncholy today. Sometimes the fun memories surface and much like a snuggle warm blanket, I'm happy to have them on a rainy, cold day.

Hi Beautiful...

Miss seeing your sweet face around here.

 

[Treasured]

Dear Sweet Pea litster,

You will feel better in no time. A weekend showed in together is just what the doctor ordered.


Love always and forever
Your naughty nurse litster.

 

[Misshotndeep]

Dear Sweet Pea,

I love love love your new AV. You guys are so cute and sweet. It always puts a smile on my face when either of you post. I wish you guys many happy years together. It just goes to show that you can find what your looking for in the most unexpected places. Keep hope strong!

Signed,

Site Tumbleweed

 

[newbiebabe]

Dear Sweet Pea litster,

You will feel better in no time. A weekend showed in together is just what the doctor ordered.


Love always and forever
Your naughty nurse litster.

Dear Naughty Nurse and Ailing Litster,

You two make me smile.

You also make me a little jealous... I wanna be snowed in with someone, dang it!

Love seeing your happiness Newbie

 

[Treasured]

Dear loving Newbie.

We are still in the adjusting stage. I haven't shared my space for so long I was afraid it wouldn't work. The only issue we truly have is sleeping. He likes my side of the bed regardless of what side I am on.

One day I hope you have a space invader too.
Haven't slept in three weeks litster

 

[Sandman63]

Dear Sweet Pea litster,

You will feel better in no time. A weekend showed in together is just what the doctor ordered.


Love always and forever
Your naughty nurse litster.

Dear Naughty Nurse Litster,

Do you wanna build a snowman too?
Or am I confined to bed all weekend?


Always,
Just what the doctor ordered Litster.

 

[Sandman63]

Dear Sweet Pea,

I love love love your new AV. You guys are so cute and sweet. It always puts a smile on my face when either of you post. I wish you guys many happy years together. It just goes to show that you can find what your looking for in the most unexpected places. Keep hope strong!

Signed,

Site Tumbleweed

Dear Site Tumbleweed Litster,

Thank you very much.
The best thing was finding my best friend here!
Hoping that you may find happiness as we have!
Sincerely,
Once was lost now am found Litster.

 

[Treasured]

Dear following Doctors Orders Litster,

You call it confined to bed....I call it tied to the bed.


What ever floats your boat litster

 

[Bookishleigh]

Dear following Doctors Orders Litster,

You call it confined to bed....I call it tied to the bed.


What ever floats your boat litster

This almost made me spill my wine...or spit out my wine. Either way, it's alcohol abuse. I'm thrilled for you both. Just don't start sharing details about this confinement period. Some of us with no lives cannot handle that right now.

Signed,

Wine-lovin Litster

 

[Treasured]

Dear Wineo Litster,

You should be ashamed of yourself! Ladies don't spit wine or anything else.

Zipping my lips litster

 

[RiverKnight]

Dear treasured and femina,

Thank you

 

[JennyNo1]

This almost made me spill my wine...or spit out my wine. Either way, it's alcohol abuse. I'm thrilled for you both. Just don't start sharing details about this confinement period. Some of us with no lives cannot handle that right now.

Signed,

Wine-lovin Litster

Dearest Wino Litster,

Oh, come on! Some of us are living vicariously here and NEED those details!

No Life Either Litster

 

[Bookishleigh]

Dearest Wino Litster,

Oh, come on! Some of us are living vicariously here and NEED those details!

No Life Either Litster

Dear No Life Litster,

That's what the story part of this board is for....or those romance novel things... or tumblr.....or porn. Whatevs. Some of us are happy shroud in our black cloud of bitterness. It was tough enough for us to wish the couple some happiness so let's just leave it there...sheesh! (You know I'm teasing and I luv you and wine).

Signed,
Oh, fuck it....I don't know who I am anymore or care.

 

[jezzilee]

Dear No Life Litster,

That's what the story part of this board is for....or those romance novel things... or tumblr.....or porn. Whatevs. Some of us are happy shroud in our black cloud of bitterness. It was tough enough for us to wish the couple some happiness so let's just leave it there...sheesh! (You know I'm teasing and I luv you and wine).

Signed,
Oh, fuck it....I don't know who I am anymore or care.

*grabs a full length mirror and pushes your sexy self in front of it*

Repeat after me, "I'm Good Enough, I'm Smart Enough, and Doggone It, People Like Me"

You are not an alt! You are FERMINA DAZA ... the whole world will hear you *rawr*

 

[Bookishleigh]

*grabs a full length mirror and pushes your sexy self in front of it*

Repeat after me, "I'm Good Enough, I'm Smart Enough, and Doggone It, People Like Me"

You are not an alt! You are FERMINA DAZA ... the whole world will hear you *rawr*

lol, *smashes mirror* fuck the world! They suck. People suck. I'd rather be surrounded by books and pets anyway. But yes, I'm getting back on my feet despite continued attempts to be knocked down. And I wouldn't mind smashing a real mirror.....

Signed,

Sober and up too early Litster

 

[DarkrSide]

I was hoping you'd be different than about 90 % of people here. Turns out I was wrong. Thanks for that....

 

[Bookishleigh]

I was hoping you'd be different than about 90 % of people here. Turns out I was wrong. Thanks for that....

Did you not see the post above yours? (Ahem, mine?) People suck. My signature quote covers it pretty well too. Maybe a zombie apocalypse wouldn't be so awful. But yeah, sorry you had to find out the hard way (and not just through TV or Facebook rants).

P.S. I'd be aware of some cats too....I have one of the biggest asshole cats EVER. But I still love her. How can you not love something that wakes you up at 3:00 a.m. purring next to your head even though earlier that day she tried to kill you?

Signed,
A sucktastic Litster with an asshole cat

 

[haha_on_me]

Did you not see the post above yours? (Ahem, mine?) People suck. My signature quote covers it pretty well too. Maybe a zombie apocalypse wouldn't be so awful. But yeah, sorry you had to find out the hard way (and not just through TV or Facebook rants).

P.S. I'd be aware of some cats too....I have one of the biggest asshole cats EVER. But I still love her. How can you not love something that wakes you up at 3:00 a.m. purring next to your head even though earlier that day she tried to kill you?

Signed,
A sucktastic Litster with an asshole cat

Dear Sucktastic Lister With An Asshole Cat,

Like people, all cats are kind of assholes. I think that's why we like them. Attitude.

Signed,

Sucktastic Made Me Snicker

 

[clearlight30]

Dear having a tough time lister

One of our favs here on lit seemed to have a tough day yesterday...so wishing out a much better day today

Signed
Well wishing lister

 

[Bookishleigh]

Dear Sucktastic Lister With An Asshole Cat,

Like people, all cats are kind of assholes. I think that's why we like them. Attitude.

Signed,

Sucktastic Made Me Snicker

Dear Snickering Litster,

But I can conveniently forget to feed my cat right away "into submission"...I do that with people and it's like a crime or something ridiculous.

NOT that I intentionally forget to feed my cat. I just know when she's suddenly affectionate her food bowl must be empty. I know her games. People, eh... their motives are a little less clear than food and a clean litter box.

Signed,
Grumpasorus Litster with a voracious vocab of made up words.

 

[haha_on_me]

Dear Snickering Litster,

But I can conveniently forget to feed my cat right away "into submission"...I do that with people and it's like a crime or something ridiculous.

NOT that I intentionally forget to feed my cat. I just know when she's suddenly affectionate her food bowl must be empty. I know her games. People, eh... their motives are a little less clear than food and a clean litter box.

Signed,
Grumpasorus Litster with a voracious vocab of made up words.

Dear Grumpasorus Lister with a voracious vocab of made up words,

I know right? Lock one person in your basement with no food, and people think you're weird. Who'da thunk?

People, like cats, show affection when they want something.

Signed,

No Five Dollar Words Here, Lister.

 

[Bookishleigh]

Dear Grumpasorus Lister with a voracious vocab of made up words,

I know right? Lock one person in your basement with no food, and people think you're weird. Who'da thunk?

People, like cats, show affection when they want something.

Signed,

No Five Dollar Words Here, Lister.

Dear No Money Litster,

Okay, so maybe you have money but no five-dollar words....you made me laugh. How dare you. It is tough to describe oneself as sucktastic and/or as a grumpasorus when one is laughing. Now I might as well just go get a cute fluffy bunny or some other ridiculous pet as my reputation is now RUINED.

Signed,
Peevishly amused

 

[haha_on_me]

Dear No Money Litster,

Okay, so maybe you have money but no five-dollar words....you made me laugh. How dare you. It is tough to describe oneself as sucktastic and/or as a grumpasorus when one is laughing. Now I might as well just go get a cute fluffy bunny or some other ridiculous pet as my reputation is now RUINED.

Signed,
Peevishly amused

Dear Peevishly amused Lister,

Reputation, schmeputation, there are always two sides to every coin. A fluffy bunny?
http://i893.photobucket.com/albums/ac139/haha_on_me/Mobile%20Uploads/evil_bunny_81129.jpg.cf_zps4deahgp2.jpg

......or an evil fluffy bunny?


Signed,

Glass Is Half Full, now I'm thirsty, Lister

 

[JerseyGirl25]

Dear Talented Writer Litster,
It was fun while it lasted...the unfinished srp... The flirting...the honesty.Shame it had to end, it was just getting good.

Signed
Your could've been writing sexy words together litster

 

[TongueLust]

Dear Litster,

How much longer do I have to wait for real emotional intimacy?

I want more than bits and pieces.


Signed,

I think I've earned it Litster