Dear Litster......:

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Dear Litster,

How much longer do I have to wait for real emotional intimacy?

I want more than bits and pieces.


Signed,

I think I've earned it Litster

Dear waiting Litster,

Slice of cheesecake? Cures just about anything.

Creamy sweet Litster

 

[DarkrSide]

Did you not see the post above yours? (Ahem, mine?) People suck. My signature quote covers it pretty well too. Maybe a zombie apocalypse wouldn't be so awful. But yeah, sorry you had to find out the hard way (and not just through TV or Facebook rants).

P.S. I'd be aware of some cats too....I have one of the biggest asshole cats EVER. But I still love her. How can you not love something that wakes you up at 3:00 a.m. purring next to your head even though earlier that day she tried to kill you?

Signed,
A sucktastic Litster with an asshole cat

Dear Sucktastic Lister with an asshole cat,

Yeah. People suck. They send out a cry for help and you offer to listen to them and then they ignore you. I've known for years that people suck and not generally in the way you want them to full of naughty. Just in general which is horrible.

I swear most cats I have ever come into contact with are bi-polar. They love you one minute, hiss bite scratch the next then are like "Here I am. Love me!" I can say this having recently had a cat.

I will tell you this. Not every person sucks. And not every cat is an asshole. Just the vast majority of both are!

Ranting Lunatic

 

[Bookishleigh]

Dear Sucktastic Lister with an asshole cat,

Yeah. People suck. They send out a cry for help and you offer to listen to them and then they ignore you. I've known for years that people suck and not generally in the way you want them to full of naughty. Just in general which is horrible.

I swear most cats I have ever come into contact with are bi-polar. They love you one minute, hiss bite scratch the next then are like "Here I am. Love me!" I can say this having recently had a cat.

I will tell you this. Not every person sucks. And not every cat is an asshole. Just the vast majority of both are!

Ranting Lunatic

Rant on! I'm off to have pizza and cheap wine with some craptastic friends ....keeping it classy

P.S. - The asshole cat is NOT invited.

 

[DarkrSide]

Rant on! I'm off to have pizza and cheap wine with some craptastic friends ....keeping it classy

P.S. - The asshole cat is NOT invited.

As far as I'm concerned you can never go wrong with pizza. I'm more about rum and whiskey than wine, but that's just me. As far as the classy part, it's Friday. There's no reason to be classy! Let your freak flag fly!

P.S.- Nope. Cat should sit in a corner and think why it's not invited. No one wants a mean kitty eating their pizza and drinking their wine!

 

[newbiebabe]

Dear Litster on which I am hooked,

You're such a beautiful drug
I can't get enough
Addicted and I'm dying for a hit of your love
Got a death wish baby, baby
Don't want you to save me, save me

Never checking into the Betty Ford Clinic Litster

 

[RiverKnight]

Dear litster....you are a tremendous woman

 

[Sweetcurvyred]

Dear Litster,

What the hell happened? One minute...and then....

Shattered.


Dear other Litster,

I will never forgive you for what you are doing to him. Never. Rot in hell.

 

[Bookishleigh]

Dear Litster,

What the hell happened? One minute...and then....

Shattered.


Dear other Litster,

I will never forgive you for what you are doing to him. Never. Rot in hell.

Wow....note to self, do not upset sweetcurvyred.

And I am sorry you are shattered. (Hugs).

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Dear fb Litster,

I wish you could have been here today to see how well she's doing, how far she's come.

You were the first person I thought of, the first person I wanted to tell.

I knew you'd understand my joy at seeing her blossom and thrive.


Hoping your days give you as many reasons to smile as my memories of you give to me.

Always,
Tough On The Outside Litster

 

[Kat73]

Dear fb Litster,

I wish you could have been here today to see how well she's doing, how far she's come.

You were the first person I thought of, the first person I wanted to tell.

I knew you'd understand my joy at seeing her blossom and thrive.


Hoping your days give you as many reasons to smile as my memories of you give to me.

Always,
Tough On The Outside Litster

Dear Tough Litsterette,

Doing all kinds of happy dances for you!!

Psst. Go over to that other board we are friends on (the not as pervy ones) for some lovely pics that should make you smile!!

Other FB freind!

 

[Sweetcurvyred]

Wow....note to self, do not upset sweetcurvyred.

And I am sorry you are shattered. (Hugs).

So needed that. Thank you.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Dear Tough Litsterette,

Doing all kinds of happy dances for you!!

Psst. Go over to that other board we are friends on (the not as pervy ones) for some lovely pics that should make you smile!!

Other FB freind!

Dear Sunshine In My Heart Litster,

It's been leaps and bounds lately, home before Valentine's Day!

I saw where you are, I'll have another peek later.

We should plan for dinner again. I could use a good boobie squish!


Signed,
Thankful Kitten Litster

 

[Misshotndeep]

Dear Lister,

I thought we were cool. I thought we were friends. You just went ghost on me.
This kind of behavior make all those who come after you have a harder time getting me to let them in. Not that you most likely care. Sigh

Signed,

You wasted my time and time is precious

 

[TongueLust]

Dear Litster,

So much to say but not while I'm drinking.

Some of your ways are frustrating.

Signed,

L

 

[Deprived_in_AZ]

Dear Litster,

My mom asked about you yesterday.

Didn't have much to tell her Litster

 

[mickyp123]

Dear wasted time Litster

If you take a nail out of the box and it fails when you strike it, does that mean the rest of the nails will do the same ?

Just a thought Litster

 

[37_ttej]

Dear Just-a-Thought,

That reminds me of a bad joke my Dad used to tell:

Two Irishmen (or insert nationality of choice) were building a house. Paddy is nailing the frame together but is making hard work of it. He is checking each nail as he takes it out of the box and every so often throws one over his shoulder.

Mick: What on earth are ye throwin' them nails away fer, Paddy?

Paddy: They be no good, Mick. The points are on the wrong end.

Mick: It's daft ye be, Paddy. They're the ones for the other side of the house!

 

[mickyp123]

Dear Just-a-Thought,

That reminds me of a bad joke my Dad used to tell:

Two Irishmen (or insert nationality of choice) were building a house. Paddy is nailing the frame together but is making hard work of it. He is checking each nail as he takes it out of the box and every so often throws one over his shoulder.

Mick: What on earth are ye throwin' them nails away fer, Paddy?

Paddy: They be no good, Mick. The points are on the wrong end.

Mick: It's daft ye be, Paddy. They're the ones for the other side of the house!

the oldies are the goodies lol, like the old oz one "grow ur own dope, plant a pommie"

 

[Leigh81]

Dear Almost 8 Weeks Litster

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Guess Not Litster

L

 

[RoyceConnors]

Dear obviously not interested, I got the hint. I won't post anything else about you.

 

[BlackCashmere]

Dear nature lover and tree hugger...ty...thats all...what a blessing you are

 

[zydrate]

Dear any Litster...

I need a hug

 

[rbijon]

Dear any Litster...

I need a hug

(((((((((HUG))))))))))

 

[BlackCashmere]

Dear any Litster...

I need a hug

Huge warm hug sweetheart

 

[haha_on_me]

Dear any Litster...

I need a hug

(((((((((HUG))))))))))

Huge warm hug sweetheart

May I join in and hug you?